staysideways
02-09-2009, 03:57 AM
me and hypnotoad developed a game in means of competing against each other in yet another aspect of life: sexual encounters
we developed an entire point system, combos and combo breakers too.
here's how it breaks down:
any sexual activity excluding masturbation gets you 1 point.
you get 1 point for each time you change positions for the first five positions and 2 points per position after.
you get 2 points for every time you change holes in a single encounter.
here's you chance at a combo; changing locations. such as going from the bed to floor, gets you 3 points, and the points you receive increases in multiples of 3 so if you change locations, such as going from the shower to the counter to the floor, would get you 3+6+9.
however if you go back to a location you've been at it breaks the combo and you have to start over.
anyone else's bed gets 5 points
5 points for doing it outside but 10 points if you're close to civilization.
so in the woods somewhere is 5 but in an alley behind a publix is 10.
if you document the sexual encounter(<--that means video tape it) you get 10 points but you get 15 if she doesn't know about it.
you get 2 points per foreign object used. this includes toys, food items, etc.
because i know someone will ask about this, you get 15 points if you use an animal and you get an extra point for every pound over 75 pounds.
then we have the scoring for the cumshot. mouth is 2 points pussy is 3 ass is 5 anything externally is 1 except on the face, which is four.
so here's the deal, you play and you post your score.
simple?
things will get crazy
oh, donkey punch is for good 10 points
and a threesome doubles all points
foursomes are triple points and so on like that.
but if there's more than one guy you lose 50 points. end of discussion.
we developed an entire point system, combos and combo breakers too.
here's how it breaks down:
any sexual activity excluding masturbation gets you 1 point.
you get 1 point for each time you change positions for the first five positions and 2 points per position after.
you get 2 points for every time you change holes in a single encounter.
here's you chance at a combo; changing locations. such as going from the bed to floor, gets you 3 points, and the points you receive increases in multiples of 3 so if you change locations, such as going from the shower to the counter to the floor, would get you 3+6+9.
however if you go back to a location you've been at it breaks the combo and you have to start over.
anyone else's bed gets 5 points
5 points for doing it outside but 10 points if you're close to civilization.
so in the woods somewhere is 5 but in an alley behind a publix is 10.
if you document the sexual encounter(<--that means video tape it) you get 10 points but you get 15 if she doesn't know about it.
you get 2 points per foreign object used. this includes toys, food items, etc.
because i know someone will ask about this, you get 15 points if you use an animal and you get an extra point for every pound over 75 pounds.
then we have the scoring for the cumshot. mouth is 2 points pussy is 3 ass is 5 anything externally is 1 except on the face, which is four.
so here's the deal, you play and you post your score.
simple?
things will get crazy
oh, donkey punch is for good 10 points
and a threesome doubles all points
foursomes are triple points and so on like that.
but if there's more than one guy you lose 50 points. end of discussion.