the game of MEN

[staysideways]

me and hypnotoad developed a game in means of competing against each other in yet another aspect of life: sexual encounters

we developed an entire point system, combos and combo breakers too.

here's how it breaks down:

any sexual activity excluding masturbation gets you 1 point.

you get 1 point for each time you change positions for the first five positions and 2 points per position after.

you get 2 points for every time you change holes in a single encounter.

here's you chance at a combo; changing locations. such as going from the bed to floor, gets you 3 points, and the points you receive increases in multiples of 3 so if you change locations, such as going from the shower to the counter to the floor, would get you 3+6+9.

however if you go back to a location you've been at it breaks the combo and you have to start over.

anyone else's bed gets 5 points

5 points for doing it outside but 10 points if you're close to civilization.

so in the woods somewhere is 5 but in an alley behind a publix is 10.

if you document the sexual encounter(<--that means video tape it) you get 10 points but you get 15 if she doesn't know about it.

you get 2 points per foreign object used. this includes toys, food items, etc.

because i know someone will ask about this, you get 15 points if you use an animal and you get an extra point for every pound over 75 pounds.

then we have the scoring for the cumshot. mouth is 2 points pussy is 3 ass is 5 anything externally is 1 except on the face, which is four.

so here's the deal, you play and you post your score.

simple?

things will get crazy

oh, donkey punch is for good 10 points

and a threesome doubles all points

foursomes are triple points and so on like that.

but if there's more than one guy you lose 50 points. end of discussion.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Have you guys ever seen someone get impaled with a floor lamp?cause that will be what happens if u lie.

[Jimmy B]

hm,.. yea, you are gay,.. asking about men's sexual encounters.. wow..

and if you cna remember them all,.. you lose....




i win anyway, i have 1,000,000 points already

[ALVIN]

bwahahaha that shit is funny.

[claybird]

ill have to start soon hey hypno toad were you in rome last night

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

.....

[Sammich]

lulz

[trista]

hahaa... ok so if you're a girl how would this game work for me? because you keep talking about where he's suppose to cum. so how could it benefit for me?

[Sammich]

^just means u'd have to get a girl that squirts

[staysideways]

hm,.. yea, you are gay,.. asking about men's sexual encounters.. wow..

and if you cna remember them all,.. you lose....




I win anyway, i have 1,000,000 points already

I never said be detailed, i said post your score.

Very simple.

I never said apply it to previous times, either.

I think gay was specifically excluded from the scoring system as well

I'm not going to come back and call you gay because that would be childish, and yes the person who just invented a game to score fucking is calling something childish.

Do you think you can live with what just happened? Do you think you can get over your immediate reaction to call me gay and think about how funny the game itself really is?

Probably not, i don't expect you to because that would be too much to comprehend, since you bash the game then say you win in the same statement.

You are right though, the game is stupid, but it's also funny and entertaining. So it fulfills it's purpose.

I'm sure you won't even read this, since you got your second million points to work on.

Let me know if you've got anything else to say.

[Sammich]

OPs sig = win

[staysideways]

hahaa... ok so if you're a girl how would this game work for me? because you keep talking about where he's suppose to cum. so how could it benefit for me?

if it happens on the dick or while anything is in you, than it's 3 points and orally is 5.

does that work for you?

[03RCode]

I'm going to call up my ex, just to get a perfect score

[keva52]

so what if it was videoed by a security camera?

[trista]

if it happens on the dick or while anything is in you, than it's 3 points and orally is 5.

does that work for you?

sounds good.

[03RCode]

sounds good.

Ready to start earning some points?





j/k.

[trista]

lmao.. i don't play with lil boys. i want a high score.

haha jk jk

[trista]

title should be changed~!!!!!
game of woMEN

[03RCode]

lmao.. i don't play with lil boys. i want a high score.

haha jk jk

Pwned

[willum14pb]

i will definitely have points posted by tonight.

[Psycho]

I just microwaved a watermelon and had sex with it. How many points is that?

[03RCode]

I just microwaved a watermelon and had sex with it. How many points is that?

Looks like +8 to me

[gtrmonkey]

Pics or It didn't happen.

[staysideways]

so what if it was videoed by a security camera?

it counts as she doesn't know. so 15

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

What if someone that shouldn't see it walks in on it?

Is that like +100 ?

[staysideways]

What if someone that shouldn't see it walks in on it?

Is that like +100 ?

if its her boyfriend than sure, a husband should be like 250.

if it's her preacher or some religious figure, whether it's in church or not, i say that's good for 500.

[staysideways]

lmao.. i don't play with lil boys. i want a high score.

haha jk jk

damn son.

dayum

[03RCode]

damn son.

dayum

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