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staysideways
02-04-2009, 02:28 AM
ok, after reading "fucking wit tha homies" i was inspired to create my own fake myspace, and this was the result. i created a myspace with a 21 year old black female named foneesha. aka southsides f1n3st n199@
everything is copied straight from the myspace messages themselves.

credz to hypnotoad some of the messages


one of the first adds i got was from a guy named thunderkatt. pure lolz ensued.

HIM:
thanks for the add babe what made u add me u need a valentine

HIM:
678 789-0213 call me if you like hope to hear from you

ME:
i'm sorry sexy, i wish i could call you but mah phone got disconnected becuz mah payment were too much, i can just talk to you on 'space.
that message you sent me was real sweet,
put muh border in danger

HIM:
is there a catch that you did feel if it is let me no

ME:
ni9 nag say what?

HIM:
im saying is you put my letter to you put your border in danger and there u lost me can u tell me what u meant by that

ME:
i think if u thought about it you would know...
muh border.
THE BORDER......
do u wanna go south of my border?

HIM:
oooooo my bad i was think of sumthin els dose a bus go out there

ME:
yeah, u can send yo bus out thur
or yo fist
what err u thank can fit in my roastbeef sandwich betta

HIM:
oh ok so u want me to come an stick it in you in other words

ME:
yeah, glad you pickin up on this, talk drity to me babe

HIM:
gladly i need pussy my self but we gonna have to meet up some where

ME:
i'd love to meet up but i don't know how that would work out.

HIM:
well let try doing it tomarrow

HIM:
it been while since i had some pussy tho

ME:
naw i mean i got some shib shab shizzlenit that i prolly need to let you in on.

HIM:
lol what the hell u mean


ME:
talk dirty to me and i'll tell you


HIM:
jjusst thing if you was here in bed with me ill make you cum and squrit in me ill fuck u in yo ass and juss eat yo pucci good and make u say ohhhh ohhh baby aaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaah ooooooooo

HIM:
well ok my dick is hard send me a pic of yo pussy

ME:
mmmmm, why dont u sen me a pic o yo pussy?
cuz u gettin muh dick droolin ova hurr.

HIM:
what

ME:
i mean my pussy, my pussy is droooooling

ME:
yeah, baby, it's gonna have to be real freaky, cuz ever since that thing with tha donkey, no ni99@ been able ta satisfy me.
think you can change that?

HIM:
play it yo pussy so ican put my dick in it can cum on yo boobs

HIM:
yeah but one thing am i talkin to male or a female if im talkin to a male imma be really pissed

ME:
no baby, straight female

HIM:
my im jacking of now im just acting like u juss riding it

HIM:
u musst be be wonting my big ass banana

HIM:
my banana just want to be pilled and ready to sucked on this lily pop

HIM:
what the hell u aint righting back

ME:
ooooh baby i have to tell you...
i have syphilis.
are you mad?
can i still have yo babies?

HIM:
i want u to ride diss bull ill the horns in yo ass and yo pussy in feel the muthafucking cock is cooking in yo oven

HIM:
i can cook you and eat yo ass alive

ME:
are you ignoring the fact i just said that i have a very contagious and potentially deadly std?

HIM:
omg im sorry i didnt know until now y u didnt tell me befor u told me to talk dirty to you

ME:
but no one's gotten it, just wear a rubber.
i want you so bad my sweet african swan prince

HIM:
you bull shiting u r cause i no bull shyt when read it

ME:
mmm, how much do you want me baby?
would you let me stick an egg beater in your ass?

HIM:
i want u good enough to say im yo man yo bf

HIM:
i want u bad too baby thunda katt got him self a mutha fucking cheetara

HIM:
o thats a must i will were a condom when im fuckin u i want you to tell me that u love me

ME:
i will on one condition

HIM:
whats that

HIM:
what is it baby

ME:
ok i need you to follow me on this:
i'm into some freaky shyt
i need you to tell me right now that you wouldn't have a problem with animals.
i know i shouldn't but i just can't help but get wet when i turn on animal planet.
it started when i got into a mix up with my ex's pit bull.
it just was so beastly that i loved it and that's where this whole thing with that donkey came from, and partly because i couldn't find a horse.
i guess what i'm trying to say is would you let me sodomize you with my rhino tusk dildo?

HIM:
lol u know i useualy let people put dildos in me but ok fine

HIM:
ok look baby im sleepy as hell and i gotta get some sleep so ill talk to you when i wake up ok boo

ME:
i want you to give me a pittsburgh piledriver

HIM:
what

HIM:
baby i get some of the code shyt u be saying but that part im sayting what i dont understand that

ME:
it means you shit in my mouth and then shove it down my throat with yo dizzick

HIM:
omg

HIM:
y the hell would i want to do a sick shyt like that now u was doing good at first but now u asking to much

ME:
mm baby i want you to eat me out.
every body says that my basement cock chomper tastes like licorice and fancy feast

HIM:
baby please speck where i can understand u

HIM:
u mad crazy lol im not shyting in yor mouth that just wrong

ME
oh baby! please don't be mad at me!
i'm sorry.
i wanna take you home to my parents so they can watch how good you fuck me.
i hope you don't mind if my dad spanks you with his walking cane.
cuz that happened with my last bf

HIM:
ummm im not comffy wit that i rather do it wit privitcy

HIM:
im happy to meet your parents but if its invoing yor dad spanking me with his hell no

HIM:
yor dad is not gonna spank me with his kane thats a hell naw

ME:
i want you to stick me naked on a charcoal grill while you shove a shop vac in my pussy and suck out your unwanted childrens

HIM:
baby so i can understand u

HIM:
look boo i gotta get some sleep ill talk to you tomorrow i promise

HIM:
baby i gotta go sleep ok i talk to u when i wake up ok i love you bye

ME:
i fucking hate you so much

OneSlow5pt0
02-04-2009, 02:30 AM
LOL,this was some good shit honkie

FlipKing
02-04-2009, 02:35 AM
lulz, thats pretty funny

Humphrizzle
02-04-2009, 02:35 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha makes me wanna make one

SicStang03
02-04-2009, 02:53 AM
I called but some women answered... I asked for that good shyt!! She in't want nuthin of it


LOL

staysideways
02-04-2009, 02:54 AM
nice dude, i didn't want to call from my cell so he'd have the number.

keva52
02-04-2009, 03:09 AM
hahahahahaha thats great

soul
02-04-2009, 11:25 AM
oh this is good shit

blackboi50
02-04-2009, 11:34 AM
super funny :lmao:..........u gotta post up when yall talk today again!!!....1

Slow Motion
02-04-2009, 11:40 AM
LMAO....wow that is some funny stuff. You had buddy goin too.
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TheGodfather
02-04-2009, 11:46 AM
Hahahah, I'm in class laughing my ass off.

Great shit.

oneSLOWex
02-04-2009, 03:28 PM
hahahaha nice!

RandomGuy
02-04-2009, 04:34 PM
LOL @ shop vac

Magnus213
02-04-2009, 04:34 PM
This never gets old. People are ridiculous.

RL...
02-04-2009, 05:26 PM
i lol IRL

tdurr
02-04-2009, 05:28 PM
rofl reps to both..

thecrazyone
02-04-2009, 05:33 PM
i lost it at egg beater

Arm&hammer
02-04-2009, 05:40 PM
nice dude, i didn't want to call from my cell so he'd have the number.

dude go to spoofcard.com and a different number shows.

OneSlow5pt0
02-04-2009, 06:55 PM
i take credit for these

"tastes like licorice and fancy feast" & "i want you to stick me naked on a charcoal grill while you shove a shop vac in my pussy and suck out your unwanted childrens"

SloWRX
02-04-2009, 08:02 PM
lmfaooooooooooo

Mr Egg Rollllll
02-04-2009, 08:39 PM
Lmao, wow....I cried.