the downfall of the human race {epic lolz}
ok, after reading "fucking wit tha homies" i was inspired to create my own fake myspace, and this was the result. i created a myspace with a 21 year old black female named foneesha. aka southsides f1n3st n199@
everything is copied straight from the myspace messages themselves.
credz to hypnotoad some of the messages
one of the first adds i got was from a guy named thunderkatt. pure lolz ensued.
HIM:
thanks for the add babe what made u add me u need a valentine
HIM:
678 789-0213 call me if you like hope to hear from you
ME:
i'm sorry sexy, i wish i could call you but mah phone got disconnected becuz mah payment were too much, i can just talk to you on 'space.
that message you sent me was real sweet,
put muh border in danger
HIM:
is there a catch that you did feel if it is let me no
ME:
ni9 nag say what?
HIM:
im saying is you put my letter to you put your border in danger and there u lost me can u tell me what u meant by that
ME:
i think if u thought about it you would know...
muh border.
THE BORDER......
do u wanna go south of my border?
HIM:
oooooo my bad i was think of sumthin els dose a bus go out there
ME:
yeah, u can send yo bus out thur
or yo fist
what err u thank can fit in my roastbeef sandwich betta
HIM:
oh ok so u want me to come an stick it in you in other words
ME:
yeah, glad you pickin up on this, talk drity to me babe
HIM:
gladly i need pussy my self but we gonna have to meet up some where
ME:
i'd love to meet up but i don't know how that would work out.
HIM:
well let try doing it tomarrow
HIM:
it been while since i had some pussy tho
ME:
naw i mean i got some shib shab shizzlenit that i prolly need to let you in on.
HIM:
lol what the hell u mean
ME:
talk dirty to me and i'll tell you
HIM:
jjusst thing if you was here in bed with me ill make you cum and squrit in me ill fuck u in yo ass and juss eat yo pucci good and make u say ohhhh ohhh baby aaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaah ooooooooo
HIM:
well ok my dick is hard send me a pic of yo pussy
ME:
mmmmm, why dont u sen me a pic o yo pussy?
cuz u gettin muh dick droolin ova hurr.
HIM:
what
ME:
i mean my pussy, my pussy is droooooling
ME:
yeah, baby, it's gonna have to be real freaky, cuz ever since that thing with tha donkey, no ni99@ been able ta satisfy me.
think you can change that?
HIM:
play it yo pussy so ican put my dick in it can cum on yo boobs
HIM:
yeah but one thing am i talkin to male or a female if im talkin to a male imma be really pissed
ME:
no baby, straight female
HIM:
my im jacking of now im just acting like u juss riding it
HIM:
u musst be be wonting my big ass banana
HIM:
my banana just want to be pilled and ready to sucked on this lily pop
HIM:
what the hell u aint righting back
ME:
ooooh baby i have to tell you...
i have syphilis.
are you mad?
can i still have yo babies?
HIM:
i want u to ride diss bull ill the horns in yo ass and yo pussy in feel the muthafucking cock is cooking in yo oven
HIM:
i can cook you and eat yo ass alive
ME:
are you ignoring the fact i just said that i have a very contagious and potentially deadly std?
HIM:
omg im sorry i didnt know until now y u didnt tell me befor u told me to talk dirty to you
ME:
but no one's gotten it, just wear a rubber.
i want you so bad my sweet african swan prince
HIM:
you bull shiting u r cause i no bull shyt when read it
ME:
mmm, how much do you want me baby?
would you let me stick an egg beater in your ass?
HIM:
i want u good enough to say im yo man yo bf
HIM:
i want u bad too baby thunda katt got him self a mutha fucking cheetara
HIM:
o thats a must i will were a condom when im fuckin u i want you to tell me that u love me
ME:
i will on one condition
HIM:
whats that
HIM:
what is it baby
ME:
ok i need you to follow me on this:
i'm into some freaky shyt
i need you to tell me right now that you wouldn't have a problem with animals.
i know i shouldn't but i just can't help but get wet when i turn on animal planet.
it started when i got into a mix up with my ex's pit bull.
it just was so beastly that i loved it and that's where this whole thing with that donkey came from, and partly because i couldn't find a horse.
i guess what i'm trying to say is would you let me sodomize you with my rhino tusk dildo?
HIM:
lol u know i useualy let people put dildos in me but ok fine
HIM:
ok look baby im sleepy as hell and i gotta get some sleep so ill talk to you when i wake up ok boo
ME:
i want you to give me a pittsburgh piledriver
HIM:
what
HIM:
baby i get some of the code shyt u be saying but that part im sayting what i dont understand that
ME:
it means you shit in my mouth and then shove it down my throat with yo dizzick
HIM:
omg
HIM:
y the hell would i want to do a sick shyt like that now u was doing good at first but now u asking to much
ME:
mm baby i want you to eat me out.
every body says that my basement cock chomper tastes like licorice and fancy feast
HIM:
baby please speck where i can understand u
HIM:
u mad crazy lol im not shyting in yor mouth that just wrong
ME
oh baby! please don't be mad at me!
i'm sorry.
i wanna take you home to my parents so they can watch how good you fuck me.
i hope you don't mind if my dad spanks you with his walking cane.
cuz that happened with my last bf
HIM:
ummm im not comffy wit that i rather do it wit privitcy
HIM:
im happy to meet your parents but if its invoing yor dad spanking me with his hell no
HIM:
yor dad is not gonna spank me with his kane thats a hell naw
ME:
i want you to stick me naked on a charcoal grill while you shove a shop vac in my pussy and suck out your unwanted childrens
HIM:
baby so i can understand u
HIM:
look boo i gotta get some sleep ill talk to you tomorrow i promise
HIM:
baby i gotta go sleep ok i talk to u when i wake up ok i love you bye
ME:
i fucking hate you so much
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Originally Posted by MR.EM1
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