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Ran
12-16-2008, 12:32 PM
Seriously, why make this so complicated?

1) Cut a small slit over potatos and insert in microwave.
2) Heat on HIGH for 4 1/2 minutes.
3) Remove from microwave and stir potatos.
4) Continue heating on HIGH for 3 minutes.
5) Remove from microwave and remove brownie.
6) Replace in microwave and heat on MEDIUM for 3 minutes.
7) Let sit for 1-2 minutes to cool.
8) Remove from microwave and stir potatos.
9) Enjoy.

Screw that mess. Here are Ran's instructions.

1) Remove thin plastic covering and place in microwave.
2) Nuke that b*tch for 8 minutes on HIGH.
3) Stir and enjoy.

:screwy:

BKgen®
12-16-2008, 01:00 PM
http://www.lolwut.com/pics/bananas.jpg

Ran
12-16-2008, 01:01 PM
^ WTF LOL

Tech5
12-16-2008, 01:02 PM
lolololol

The Ninja
12-16-2008, 01:26 PM
LMFAO!!!!! Wow....

Buttons
12-16-2008, 01:28 PM
this is so dumbasses can't make food.

darwinism ftw.

Homer Simpson
12-16-2008, 02:15 PM
i usually open each corner of the pastic film and leave the film on just incase something explodes and to keep things moist and yummy

xlivingfor1x
12-16-2008, 02:21 PM
yea i hate those. you would think it would be a little more simple

Elbow
12-16-2008, 02:28 PM
Exactly what I do, put in, cook, eat.

Jason..
12-16-2008, 02:55 PM
What if you dont enjoy?

Ran
12-16-2008, 02:58 PM
What if you dont enjoy?Then you're probably eating a Hot Pocket and getting what you deserve for buying that sh*t. lol

Elbow
12-16-2008, 03:00 PM
I use to LOVE Hot Pockets, but now don't really like them, pizza ones are ok.

Ran
12-16-2008, 03:01 PM
I use to LOVE Hot Pockets, but now don't really like them, pizza ones are ok.I ventured past the pepperoni and cheese one time and regretted it for a week. Never again.

§treet_§peed
12-16-2008, 03:01 PM
i like hot pockets

J13eck
12-16-2008, 03:54 PM
hot pockets fuck me up too lol

LeX
12-16-2008, 03:55 PM
i like the croissant pockets they are the best.

NEVER eat the lean pockets with broccoli and cheese :barf:

Elbow
12-16-2008, 04:02 PM
YEAH! Lean Pockets are just nasty.

I like the regular broccoli and cheese.

Jason..
12-16-2008, 11:08 PM
X fucking 2




YEAH! Lean Pockets are just nasty.

I like the regular broccoli and cheese.