Tech5
12-14-2008, 12:38 PM
this isnt me but I found this on another forum
lol
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
BANNED FROM WAL MART...........
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
My girlfriend insisted that I accompany her on
her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my girlfriend is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear girlfriend received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart.
Dear Ms. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your boyfriend has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against him are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras.
1. June 15:
Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2:
Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7:
Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19:
Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away."
5. August 4:
Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14:
Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15:
Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23:
When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. September 4:
Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10:
While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3:
Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.
12. October 6:
In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. October 21:
When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
And last, but not least ..
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
lol
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
BANNED FROM WAL MART...........
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
My girlfriend insisted that I accompany her on
her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my girlfriend is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear girlfriend received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart.
Dear Ms. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your boyfriend has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against him are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras.
1. June 15:
Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2:
Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7:
Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19:
Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away."
5. August 4:
Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14:
Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15:
Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23:
When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. September 4:
Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10:
While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3:
Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme.
12. October 6:
In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. October 21:
When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
And last, but not least ..
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"