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DeutscheBAG!
10-20-2008, 10:42 PM
http://www.ourdanka.com/obin/funnypics/esurance.jpg

last week i was watching TV and an Esurance commercial came on. here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_I6ZHGC4C8

it showed the Erin Esurance animated superhero destroying some big robot that was going through the woods cutting down trees. all i could think of is "man, if i made that robot I'd be PISSED!"

the way i figure it, a whole lot went into that robot. i mean there must have been a huge team of designers, engineers, and specialists assembling that robot. there were teams of people securing parts, lubricating fluids, fuel, software, as well as checking patents. people toiled day in and day out to get that big robot running. chances are it needs a lot of maintenance so there must be leagues of people ready to come out and fix it whenever the saw blades get dull, or it runs out of fuel.

then, one day, some saboteur from another insurance company comes by and decides the robot has to go. her bosses think the best way to compete in the insurance business is by literally destroying the competition. she lets loose with some small guided missile and ZAP... the robot is dead. she rides off into the sunset with a companion happy that the mission is complete. to play damage control, Esurance says:
http://www.esurance.com/home/environment.asp


it didn't look like much of a battle to me. it was more of an ambush followed by a missile attack. the "getaway" was pretty casual considering the robot was left a smoldering mess.

after all of this you still have to consider the landowner who allowed the forest to be cleared. he has a HUGE freaking mess to clean up. there's going to be lots of people that have to come in with cranes, flatbed trucks, and toxic spill kits in order to clean up the robot wreckage. eventually, the robot will either be repaired, or scrapped. no matter how you look at it there goes what has to be hundreds of millions of dollars in high technology all because some other insurance company was pissed off.

Esurance... what a bunch of assholes!

BKgen®
10-20-2008, 10:50 PM
Esurance commercials are great.

Me86Rob
10-20-2008, 11:13 PM
great story. you should tell it again sometime

BKgen®
10-20-2008, 11:16 PM
great story. you should tell it again sometime

you should kill yourself some time.

Me86Rob
10-20-2008, 11:18 PM
you should kill yourself some time.

only if i can take your bananna boat with me. lemme drive it off the double bridge on Dawsonville hgwy?

BKgen®
10-20-2008, 11:23 PM
a banana boat into water? what exactly are you trying to accomplish? :thinking:

Me86Rob
10-20-2008, 11:24 PM
:ninja: a dashing get away :ninja:

BKgen®
10-20-2008, 11:57 PM
i like your style.

Me86Rob
10-20-2008, 11:58 PM
get on AIM foo

BKgen®
10-21-2008, 12:04 AM
negatory poon. i'm out for the night.

DeutscheBAG!
10-21-2008, 10:52 AM
great story. you should tell it again sometime

next time i see you, i will :D

willum14pb
10-21-2008, 11:00 AM
that story and sammich's wife have somthing in common, they both suck everyones dick.

stephanie
10-21-2008, 06:10 PM
their rates are high too.....

Deke
10-21-2008, 06:32 PM
Esurance commercials are great.

Haha please tell me that is heavily laced with sarcasm.

flak_monkey
10-21-2008, 09:58 PM
Erin Esurance is my cartoon whore.