Come welcome me!

[rehab]

I have toyed with the idea of registering here on a couple of occasions like Amy Winehouse toyed with the idea of sobriety. The only difference is that I eventually followed through and have better teeth. They're not much better mind you, as my stonehenge arrangement of choppers were like little corn coloured niblets jammed into my head by some cruel god with parkinsons disease.

I am 5'11, 174 lbs with dark hair and brown eyes, and women find me handsome when I don't smile.

The main issue is that I have neither the inclination nor the energy to put into a decent looking woman, so I settle for the ditch pigs, the fat friends, or the chick that's too drunk to **** properly so I'll end up with a crotch full of cranberry-vodka and regurgitated french fries. I don't care. I don't think you should care either unless I'm next to your cubicle at work and offer you to smell my fingers. I will share some stories with you, som more disturbing than others. Some may contain romance, but most only contain references to golf ball sized white headed boils that I had to stare at while I drilled her doggy style.

I will find my way around this place eventually. I may be a little disoriented at first like Stevei Wonder trying to find his wife at a fish market, but i will eventually fit in. Have a nice day, jackass.

[blackboi50]

:thinking:.........somebody was dropped as a kidd!!!!

but welcome 2 IA!!!!! *waves*......1

[collins]

:lmfao: wtf, mate?



ummm, welcome.... i guess.... lol

[Terror]

Woah... @ OP.

anyway welcome! what do you drive?

[rehab]

Thanks guys. Here's a little bit of information about me. I'm from Houston Texas, I can lick my eyebrows, breath through my ears and fart like a guy 3 times my size. I love french canadians, especially their women. If you don't like them, it's because you're ****ing clueless and have no culture.

I also like long walks by the beach and roller coaster rides. Oh and mustard.

[rehab]

Woah... @ OP.

anyway welcome! what do you drive?
My roommate slash girlfriend drives a 2004 honda accord sedan and I drive a 2007 TL-S. We both like having sex in the accord, the room in the back is much bigger than in the TL's. Nice Honda 2000 in your sig btw... Ive seen one that looks just like that 'round midtown.

[Nerdsrock22]

wow...op is ridiculous.

But TL-S's are freaking awesome.

Welcome.

[Z33_kid]

hi btw this isnt matchmaker.com no searching for love here lmao

[Motivation]

hi btw this isnt matchmaker.com no searching for love here lmao

tell that to all the IA leghumpers. lol :leghump:


anyways, welcome man. Enjoy it. Try out the whoreslounge... Sounds like you would fit right in... If not, then you would give the other people something to laugh at. :goodjob:

[Brock]

welcome to IA?

[Friggintitsman]

Hektik is that you?

[r_Senik]

My roommate slash girlfriend drives a 2004 honda accord sedan and I drive a 2007 TL-S. We both like having sex in the accord, the room in the back is much bigger than in the TL's. Nice Honda 2000 in your sig btw... Ive seen one that looks just like that 'round midtown.

hahah reminds me of f&f

[Stormhammer]

this is epic

I love being canadian.

[4dmin]

My roommate slash girlfriend drives a 2004 honda accord sedan and I drive a 2007 TL-S. We both like having sex in the accord, the room in the back is much bigger than in the TL's. Nice Honda 2000 in your sig btw... Ive seen one that looks just like that 'round midtown.

lol this is one hell of a noob - fits right in :cheers: +50

[Red_Phoenix]

Thanks guys. Here's a little bit of information about me. I'm from Houston Texas, I can lick my eyebrows, breath through my ears and fart like a guy 3 times my size. I love french canadians, especially their women. If you don't like them, it's because you're ****ing clueless and have no culture.

I also like long walks by the beach and roller coaster rides. Oh and mustard.



Your a bit on the wierd side. But I repp you for this one:goodjob:

[Sport1.3]

troll....what a fitting name. We shall get along very well

[Sport1.3]

Also canadians are fail because they have never seen the moon, lol @ moonless frog ppl

[Red_Phoenix]

Also canadians are fail because they have never seen the moon, lol @ moonless frog ppl

Yeah we don't waste our time going to barren places that we can't live on:tongue1:

[Sport1.3]

Yeah we don't waste our time going to barren places that we can't live on:tongue1:


i thought the entire country was barren and unable to support natural life? :lmao:

[DieselNuts]

lol, nice intro. I like this guy. Welcome

[Red_Phoenix]

i thought the entire country was barren and unable to support natural life? :lmao:
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I bet you thought we lived in igloos too eh?

[Sport1.3]

\

I bet you thought we lived in igloos too eh?


and rode huskey's and bobsleds to work :lmao:


the "eh" got me :lmao:

[twinj]

Welcome.

[slostang]

lulz.

[BallerDave04]

This is ridiculous. This guy has more rep his first day then most of us do. Anyway, WELCOME to IA. Should be fun times with you around. +1 brother.

[4dmin]

This is ridiculous. This guy has more rep his first day then most of us do. Anyway, WELCOME to IA. Should be fun times with you around. +1 brother.

first impressions are everything.

[alpine_aw11]

This guy was born for the WL. Welcome to IA.

[rehab]

Thanx for all the warm whalecums guys.

Now that I know my intro was taken with great admiration. Could someone help me out on how I could change my user name?

I'd like to change it to the way it is on ever other forum that I am on.

[Friggintitsman]

lawl

[EJ25RUN]

best op i can recall.

[Maniacc]

Welcome to the cyber circle-jerk of the south. I know I'll be enjoying your stay lol.

[SiRed94]

Sup Fuccka!!! ... Welcome to IA!!!

[rehab]

Thanks again guys, looking forward to reading some entertaining stuff.

And future flame wars.

[Julio]

lol

[EG6]

lol...welcome to IA repped cause this post was too D^mn funny

[redrumracer]

LOL youll fit in. great intro

[Mr Egg Rollllll]

Wow, epic.

Great intro, you'll be seeing a +1 from me, lmao @ Amy Winehouse.

[pacman031]

welcome to ia...lol u r a super wing man!!!

[flak_monkey]

You and me, I can tell we are going to get along.

[jr4mny]

welcome to IA.

[rehab]

A little birdy told me this place has a secton for people like myself. Could someone direct me into that direction?

[alpine_aw11]

Whoreslounge.

[Maniacc]

A little birdy told me this place has a secton for people like myself. Could someone direct me into that direction?If you want to toy around with some shiity posters, check out the whoreslounge. If you want to join the superior troll cult, shoot either soulassassin or me a PM.

[osnap]

i smell a SA goon... lol. you'll like it here. lots of flame fodder.

[Friggintitsman]

Worst gimmick evar. Besides mine of course

[DC2NR]

I didnt take the time to read it all, but welcome.

[rehab]

I don't know if this is a record or not, but I earned a total of 154 reputation points with just a couple of posts. I delivered the lulz.

I shouldn't have too much trouble fitting in here.

[VooDooXII]

This was somewhat entertaining.

[Shawna]

welcome...you are my new favorite person lmao

[rehab]

welcome...you are my new favorite person lmao
Why thank you. You're my second favorite person, number juan on my list is Ryan Reynolds.

Don't worry, atleast you're ahead of Amy Whinehouse.

[VooDooXII]

Why thank you. You're my second favorite person, number juan on my list is Ryan Reynolds.

Don't worry, atleast you're ahead of Amy Whinehouse.

Amy Winehouse is one of your favorites? :thinking:

[VickNotic]

welcome Mate

[rehab]

After browsing through the board and finding the whoreslounge, I'll be delivering the lulz even more. Thanx again for all the love showing guys.

Now I know this place supports gay marriage.

[blaknoize]

I'd cum on ya face if u was a girl..............


but u aint so, welcome to this side of the internetz

[Shawna]

Why thank you. You're my second favorite person, number juan on my list is Ryan Reynolds.

Don't worry, atleast you're ahead of Amy Whinehouse.


Ironically Ryan Reynolds is one of my favorites as well. :cheers:

[Type-R]

welcome

[alpine_aw11]

Ironically Ryan Reynolds is one of my favorites as well. :cheers:

I smelled sarcasm in his post....

[Shawna]

I smelled sarcasm in his post....


and yet so did i :rolleyes:

[UBERGRMN]

lol you do you roomates girl?