How To Make A Woman Happy

[Brett]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

[Kelly]

Glad you got this figured out... :D

[Leisa]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer


It took you almost 10 yrs to figure this out.. wow!

[Oz10]

haha

[Alan®]

you forgot to remember to refill your viagra bottle regularly. i'd appreciate it if you did so I can take a break from picking up the slack for you with leisa.

[d_day87]

15. a gynecologist



it's good advice man, and of course this is my favorite. :D :goodjob:

[Sammich]

watta repost

[Killer]

It took you almost 10 yrs to figure this out.. wow!

now if you ladies would just catch on to the nakedness/beer part.. the world would be a happier place!

[Leisa]

you forgot to remember to refill your viagra bottle regularly. i'd appreciate it if you did so I can take a break from picking up the slack for you with leisa.


you tell him sugar!

[Sammich]

now if you ladies would just catch on to the nakedness/beer part.. the world would be a happier place!

QFT...

THEM BISHES JUST DONT KNOW...NAKEDNESS IN THE HOME BRINGS UPON SO MUCH HAPPINESS IN TEH WORLD...THE STRAIGHT WORLD THAT IS

[Crazy Asian]

They have some issues they have to take care of. some bs called self concious issues or whatever the f that is.

[Sport1.3]

How to make a woman happy. Sport1.3 version

1. For her to be in my presence
2. watch me eat a special meal she prepares nightly, in absolute silence.
3. Sexual Satisfy me till i'm soundly asleep/snoring
4. when i tell her jokingly that she is getting fat, but secretly mean it
5. knowing that i never want to meet her parents or hang out with them....
6. IF i ever laugh at one of her lame ass 2 week old kindergarten level jokes
7. doing my laundry
etc.....

[Sport1.3]

lulz......actually that doesnt work at all :(

[Alan®]

you tell him sugar!
Make sure this time you leave the back door open last time was too close a call. His s2k has vtak mine barely runs.

[Sammich]

Make sure this time you leave the back door open last time was too close a call. His s2k has vtak mine barely runs.
HOW'D U GET AWAY? HE FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL AGAIN?

HE FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL WHEN I WAS RUNNING AWAY IN THE TRUCK...:ninja: :lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

HOW'D U GET AWAY? HE FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL AGAIN?

HE FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL WHEN I WAS RUNNING AWAY IN THE TRUCK...:ninja: :lmfao:

Dude he always fall asleep. Or next time jsut throw a sandwich on the floor and he'll forget about everything. WORKS EVERYFREAKING TIME!!!

Now you can drop loli pics and he would forget about what happened!!!

[Ran]

This is why women are never happy.

[4dmin]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

brett are you ready for me i'm naked and i have beer :cheers:

http://static.flickr.com/122/288944953_3bcfc0f1b9.jpg

[Sammich]

brett are you ready for me i'm naked and i have beer :cheers:

http://static.flickr.com/122/288944953_3bcfc0f1b9.jpg

hell naw:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

o h this thread turned for the worse.

[Wurm]

roflmao brett has a thing for ears

[Mike Lowrey]

It took you almost 10 yrs to figure this out.. wow!

Well, he is a little slow.......

[Brett]

:D

[Mike Lowrey]

now if you ladies would just catch on to the nakedness/beer part.. the world would be a happier place!

No Shit!

Women always complaining because we forgot on of the 6,000,000 items we need to do for them, but they can't remember a couple things to make us happy!

WTF!


Women: Next time you are angry for what your man did not do for you. Think of what you have not done for him. For help, please follow the following steps:

1. Put his favorite show/game on TV
2. Cook the best steak you can buy
3. Buy his favorite beer
4. Give your man his steak
5. Give your man his beer
6. Get naked
7. Get down on your knees
8. Begin giving him head

[Brett]

No Shit!

Women always complaining because we forgot on of the 6,000,000 items we need to do for them, but they can't remember a couple things to make us happy!

WTF!


Women: Next time you are angry for what your man did not do for you. Think of what you have not done for him. For help, please follow the following steps:

1. Put his favorite show/game on TV
2. Cook the best steak you can buy
3. Buy his favorite beer
4. Give your man his steak
5. Give your man his beer
6. Get naked
7. Get down on your knees
8. Begin giving him head

You forgot

4 1/2. Cut mans steak up in to bite size peices for him and feed him since he worked so hard he shouldnt have to cut or lift his own fork.

9. Swallow.

[Mike Lowrey]

No Shit!

Women always complaining because we forgot on of the 6,000,000 items we need to do for them, but they can't remember a couple things to make us happy!

WTF!


Women: Next time you are angry for what your man did not do for you. Think of what you have not done for him. For help, please follow the following steps:

1. Put his favorite show/game on TV
2. Cook the best steak you can buy
3. Buy his favorite beer
4. Give your man his steak
5. Cut steak up into bite-size pieces
6. Give your man his beer
7. Get naked
8. Get down on your knees
9. Begin giving him head
10. Open mouth to show us the load we just shot in your mouth
11. Swallow


Fixed.

[Brett]

:goodjob:

[Red_Phoenix]

Not all women are that high of maintenance

[3.5altman]

that aint gonna make them happy! treat them like sh*t, they seem to like that for some unknown reason

[Red_Phoenix]

that aint gonna make them happy! treat them like sh*t, they seem to like that for some unknown reason


^^^:umno:

[3.5altman]

^^^:umno:

umm yes.. you havent realized that yet. a girl will chose the as*hole guy any day over a guy who does what a man is supposed to do which is treating her right... come on homie open your eyes

[Red_Phoenix]

umm yes.. you havent realized that yet. a girl will chose the as*hole guy any day over a guy who does what a man is supposed to do which is treating her right... come on homie open your eyes

Ummmm..ok "homie" Here is truth from a girl. If she goes for the ******* she will learn her lesson with him and once she finally gets rid of him will have her head on straight and go for the good guy. My eyes are open.;)

[BKgen®]

the truth:

there is no way to truly make a woman happy. they WILL find something to b*tch about.

[FDslider]

One way to make sure your woman is always happy... Lick that PUS$Y whenever she feels sad. or happy, or angry.... can't think of a time when this HAS NOT worked lol. IT ALWAYS WORKS. TRUST ME. unless you are no good at it... then call me up and i'll take care of her. unless she is over 120lbs., ugly, stupid, etc.

[Mike Lowrey]

the truth:

there is no way to truly make a woman happy. they WILL find something to b*tch about.

QFT

[Sammich]

the truth:

there is no way to truly make a woman happy. they WILL find something to b*tch about.

u would say that...but iknow if u put em in there place..theyd be happy...case in point...my wife

[Leisa]

that aint gonna make them happy! treat them like sh*t, they seem to like that for some unknown reason



HAHAHA.. if a man treats me like Shlt, he and his crap are hitting the pavement,,,, end of story...

[Mike Lowrey]

HAHAHA.. if a man treats me like Shlt, he and his crap are hitting the pavement,,,, end of story...

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Yeah, when Brett trys to get all tough with Leisa, she fucks him up! That shit is funny to watch! Brett starts crying like a little bitch! :lmfao:

[Sammich]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Yeah, when Brett trys to get all tough with Leisa, she fucks him up! That shit is funny to watch! Brett starts crying like a little bitch! :lmfao:

YEA I SEEN THAT SH*T ON YOUTUBE..BRETT IS A BIGGITY B*TCH W/ MAN BOOBS..TRUE STORY

[Leisa]

YEA I SEEN THAT SH*T ON YOUTUBE..BRETT IS A BIGGITY B*TCH W/ MAN BOOBS..TRUE STORY



Brett does not have man boobs..lol

[Sammich]

Brett does not have man boobs..lol

LEISA DNT MAKE ME POST PICS..REMEMBER I HAVE EVIDENCE VIA MYSPACE...

I HEARD YALL TAKE TURNS SUKIN EACH OTHERS TITS:lmfao: :lmfao:

MAN IM GETTIN BANNED FOR THIS:lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Mike Lowrey]

LEISA DNT MAKE ME POST PICS..REMEMBER I HAVE EVIDENCE VIA MYSPACE...

I HEARD YALL TAKE TURNS SUKIN EACH OTHERS TITS:lmfao: :lmfao:

MAN IM GETTIN BANNED FOR THIS:lmao::lmao::lmao:


:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Leisa]

LEISA DNT MAKE ME POST PICS..REMEMBER I HAVE EVIDENCE VIA MYSPACE...

I HEARD YALL TAKE TURNS SUKIN EACH OTHERS TITS:lmfao: :lmfao:

MAN IM GETTIN BANNED FOR THIS:lmao::lmao::lmao:


omg... oh yeah... he will probably ban you this time..lol

[Mike Lowrey]

Post the pics, sammich! :lmfao:

NOW!

[Leisa]

LEISA DNT MAKE ME POST PICS..REMEMBER I HAVE EVIDENCE VIA MYSPACE...

I HEARD YALL TAKE TURNS SUKIN EACH OTHERS TITS:lmfao: :lmfao:

MAN IM GETTIN BANNED FOR THIS:lmao::lmao::lmao:


omg... oh yeah... he will probably ban you this time..lol

[Leisa]

oops.. double post

[Sammich]

LULZ LEISA CONFIRMED VIA DOUBLE POSTS OF THE '69' TIT SUCKING

[Sammich]

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

they are only a cups..but hey..

http://a826.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/79/l_a31b467a9cbd5b411e256d5649b44011.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao:

*edit*

i have a pic w/ leisa grabbing brett's tit:lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

WTF, sammich! Post the bert pics!

You get banned daily, so it is a normal thing anyway. At least you will go out from doing something. :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

they are only a cups..but hey..

http://a826.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/79/l_a31b467a9cbd5b411e256d5649b44011.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao:


Confirmed. Brett has bigger boobs than me. :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

:ninja: :ninja:

*in for leisa's grabbage*

http://a627.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/108/l_f0d080aa4a16fb0db0c5057c04c49732.jpg

[Leisa]

i cant even see those pics so I cant confirm or deny... uugghh!

[Sammich]

i cant even see those pics so I cant confirm or deny... uugghh!

go to bretts myspace..ull see the same pictorz:lmfao:

[Brett]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

:D:D

i see more of a smile on ur face than when i drop off ur ED refills

[Brett]

I may ban Rich for trying to get Sammich to post pics, That would be funnier than banning sammich :D

[Sammich]

I may ban Rich for trying to get Sammich to post pics, That would be funnier than banning sammich :D

indeed it would be:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

OPPSSS BANNED RICH!!! MY BAD!! LOL

[Sammich]

OPPSSS BANNED RICH!!! MY BAD!! LOL

lies that motherfukers light is still green...or did u make him mad?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2151/2493069367_d9888402ed.jpg

[Brett]

Rich where you at son? lol

[Brett]

lies that motherfukers light is still green...or did u make him mad?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2151/2493069367_d9888402ed.jpg

Look under his name biatch!! look at a lack of signature also. = BANNED SON!! :D

[Ran]

Rich where you at son? lol :lmfao: Owned

[Sammich]

Look under his name biatch!! look at a lack of signature also. = BANNED SON!! :D

oh yea he gone now:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

I will un ban it in a few, He gonna get his panties in a wad after about 10 minutes lol

[Brett]

Okay I unbanned him...lol

[Sammich]

I will un ban it in a few, He gonna get his panties in a wad after about 10 minutes lol

the subtlties(sp?) are showing:lmfao:

[Ran]

Okay I unbanned him...lolFail. You should have made it a 24hr ban. :lmfao:

[Sammich]

Okay I unbanned him...lol

fail...u should ban him for 2 hrs at least:ninja:

lol @ ran

[Brett]

fail...u should ban him for 2 hrs at least:ninja:

lol @ ran

:lmfao:

[Brett]

See he gets all pissy and wont post now...lol

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

That is still the sexiest banned pic! Loli's FTW!

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

Sammich should I ban him all day tomorrow up till the time to play GTA4? lol

[Mike Lowrey]

See he gets all pissy and wont post now...lol

Yeah, right on your forehead.

[Mike Lowrey]

Sammich should I ban him all day tomorrow up till the time to play GTA4? lol

We playin' tonight, dumba$$.

~sigh~

Old people.

[Sammich]

Sammich should I ban him all day tomorrow up till the time to play GTA4? lol

i say do eet..if u dont ur scared he'll bite ur nips:lmfao:

[Brett]

We playin' tonight, dumba$$.

~sigh~

Old people.

:lmfao: true, damn it!!! lol

[Leisa]

:lmfao: true, damn it!!! lol


YEAH, thats as long as his old ass doesnt fall asleep... keep your fingers crossed :goodjob:

[Sammich]

lirl @ brett being narkahleptik kittah

[Crazy Asian]

the more you love a girl the more you have to do **** for her and never get the stuff back in return. I hate it but oh well.

[Sammich]

the more you love a girl the more you have to do **** for her and never get the stuff back in return. I hate it but oh well.

QFT

i got half of this resolved..she's more appreciative cuz of our last argument..but i still dont get ****:gay:

maybe she bakes some brownies or cooks my favorite meals or wears my favorite outfit:ninja: :ninja: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb:

[Crazy Asian]

Maybe she wants you to wear a PB&J costume?

[Sammich]

Maybe she wants you to wear a PB&J costume?

MAYBE..BUT W/O IT THE SITUATION STILL GETS STICKY:ninja:

[Crazy Asian]

You are nasty sir. You are disturbingly nasty.

[Leisa]

the more you love a girl the more you have to do **** for her and never get the stuff back in return. I hate it but oh well.


that is not true :(

[Sammich]

that is not true :(

WHAT BOUT THAT TIME I HAD SOME CONDOMS IN MY POCKET AND ASKED U IF U MIND IF I USED THEM..U SAID "NO IDIOT, NO RUBBERS OR UR A FAG":ninja:

[Leisa]

WHAT BOUT THAT TIME I HAD SOME CONDOMS IN MY POCKET AND ASKED U IF U MIND IF I USED THEM..U SAID "NO IDIOT, NO RUBBERS OR UR A FAG":ninja:


shhhhhh

[Sammich]

LOLZ

HEY BRETT DNT WAIT UP ILL BE TAKIN LEISA TO RED ROBIN TO POP HER CHERRY

LIRL