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81911SC
06-12-2008, 10:16 PM
Just PM when done

As I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts, and I want to have her in everything I do, I decided to produce yoghurt with my girlfriend’s lactobacillus. I bought a yoghurt machine, which is just an electric contraption that keeps small cups constantly at body temperature. I put plain milk in each cup, and then with the full and loving help of my girlfriend I swabbed a bit of her vaginal juices and put a small bit in each cup. I then mixed the contents in each cup, plugged the machine and waited overnight.

The results were fabulous! I love the product, which I call “Paige's Yoghurt,” and feel a special loving warmth each breakfast as I know I am eating her out! I have taken a few cups to work, which I store in the office fridge. A female co-worker pinched one from me, ate it, and liked it so much that she is asking me where I got it, but I do not dare tell her where it came from!

For the new batches I do not have to bother my girlfriend, as I just use part of an old yoghurt to make the new ones. I imagine that the taste and cultures will stabilize with time, as I prepare one batch after the other. I will also try with other types of milk (non-pasteurised, fat free, farm milk, etc). I will keep you posted on new developments, but I urge you to try it. It is worth the trouble!

Slow Motion
06-12-2008, 10:23 PM
Nasty a$$!! vaginal secretions in yogurt.....Don't read this sh!t.

dohc4.6sc
06-12-2008, 10:25 PM
WOW, el oh el.

87 Turbo II
06-12-2008, 10:49 PM
how someone even thought of this is disturbing.....

Humphrizzle
06-12-2008, 10:51 PM
Just PM when done

As I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts, and I want to have her in everything I do, I decided to produce yoghurt with my girlfriend’s lactobacillus. I bought a yoghurt machine, which is just an electric contraption that keeps small cups constantly at body temperature. I put plain milk in each cup, and then with the full and loving help of my girlfriend I swabbed a bit of her vaginal juices and put a small bit in each cup. I then mixed the contents in each cup, plugged the machine and waited overnight.

The results were fabulous! I love the product, which I call “Paige's Yoghurt,” and feel a special loving warmth each breakfast as I know I am eating her out! I have taken a few cups to work, which I store in the office fridge. A female co-worker pinched one from me, ate it, and liked it so much that she is asking me where I got it, but I do not dare tell her where it came from!

For the new batches I do not have to bother my girlfriend, as I just use part of an old yoghurt to make the new ones. I imagine that the taste and cultures will stabilize with time, as I prepare one batch after the other. I will also try with other types of milk (non-pasteurised, fat free, farm milk, etc). I will keep you posted on new developments, but I urge you to try it. It is worth the trouble!

yogurt is spelled wrong.

81911SC
06-12-2008, 10:54 PM
yogurt is spelled wrong.http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowroflarms.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

Buttons
06-12-2008, 10:58 PM
wtf, gene.

Humphrizzle
06-12-2008, 10:59 PM
[email protected] paypall address

87 Turbo II
06-12-2008, 11:00 PM
I actually PMed him a correction list haha.

my paypal is [email protected] kthnxbai

Buttons
06-12-2008, 11:06 PM
someone needs to answer a text!

osnap
06-12-2008, 11:17 PM
thats a helluva live culture. :upchuck:

Elbow
06-13-2008, 12:04 AM
Sexy stuff

Killer
06-13-2008, 09:47 AM
if you're a guy and you wouldn't eat your own girls Tang... mixed in with some yogurt you're a fag...


i know i'd do it...

ShooterMcGavin
06-13-2008, 09:58 AM
gene is going nucking futs up there in nc...

DieselNuts
06-13-2008, 10:04 AM
I want my 20 bucks damnit