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  1. 06-12-2008, 10:16 PM #1
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    Default Whoever proofreads this for me will get paypall'ed twenty bucks

    Just PM when done

    As I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts, and I want to have her in everything I do, I decided to produce yoghurt with my girlfriend’s lactobacillus. I bought a yoghurt machine, which is just an electric contraption that keeps small cups constantly at body temperature. I put plain milk in each cup, and then with the full and loving help of my girlfriend I swabbed a bit of her vaginal juices and put a small bit in each cup. I then mixed the contents in each cup, plugged the machine and waited overnight.

    The results were fabulous! I love the product, which I call “Paige's Yoghurt,” and feel a special loving warmth each breakfast as I know I am eating her out! I have taken a few cups to work, which I store in the office fridge. A female co-worker pinched one from me, ate it, and liked it so much that she is asking me where I got it, but I do not dare tell her where it came from!

    For the new batches I do not have to bother my girlfriend, as I just use part of an old yoghurt to make the new ones. I imagine that the taste and cultures will stabilize with time, as I prepare one batch after the other. I will also try with other types of milk (non-pasteurised, fat free, farm milk, etc). I will keep you posted on new developments, but I urge you to try it. It is worth the trouble!
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  2. 06-12-2008, 10:23 PM #2
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    Nasty a$$!! vaginal secretions in yogurt.....Don't read this sh!t.


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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  3. 06-12-2008, 10:25 PM #3
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    WOW, el oh el.
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  4. 06-12-2008, 10:49 PM #4
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    how someone even thought of this is disturbing.....

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Just PM when done

    As I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts, and I want to have her in everything I do, I decided to produce yoghurt with my girlfriend’s lactobacillus. I bought a yoghurt machine, which is just an electric contraption that keeps small cups constantly at body temperature. I put plain milk in each cup, and then with the full and loving help of my girlfriend I swabbed a bit of her vaginal juices and put a small bit in each cup. I then mixed the contents in each cup, plugged the machine and waited overnight.

    The results were fabulous! I love the product, which I call “Paige's Yoghurt,” and feel a special loving warmth each breakfast as I know I am eating her out! I have taken a few cups to work, which I store in the office fridge. A female co-worker pinched one from me, ate it, and liked it so much that she is asking me where I got it, but I do not dare tell her where it came from!

    For the new batches I do not have to bother my girlfriend, as I just use part of an old yoghurt to make the new ones. I imagine that the taste and cultures will stabilize with time, as I prepare one batch after the other. I will also try with other types of milk (non-pasteurised, fat free, farm milk, etc). I will keep you posted on new developments, but I urge you to try it. It is worth the trouble!
    yogurt is spelled wrong.
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    learn to english
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  6. 06-12-2008, 10:54 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckNorris
    yogurt is spelled wrong.
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  7. 06-12-2008, 10:58 PM #7
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    wtf, gene.
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    [email protected] paypall address
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    learn to english
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  9. 06-12-2008, 11:00 PM #9
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    I actually PMed him a correction list haha.

    my paypal is [email protected] kthnxbai

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  10. 06-12-2008, 11:06 PM #10
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    someone needs to answer a text!
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  11. 06-12-2008, 11:17 PM #11
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    thats a helluva live culture.
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    Sexy stuff
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  13. 06-13-2008, 09:47 AM #13
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    if you're a guy and you wouldn't eat your own girls Tang... mixed in with some yogurt you're a fag...


    i know i'd do it...
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    gene is going nucking futs up there in nc...
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    I want my 20 bucks damnit
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