PBS

[Shawna]

Mr. Bryan T aka PBS I just want to tell you that I love you and I miss you BUT I have needs and by god when I get home tonite you'd better be ready because I am getting sick and tired of having to go someplace else to get good secks.....



That's all I love you
Your wife

[Sammich]

holy hell batman...your wife is getting outa control...to the maxima!!!!!!!!!!!!

shawna..my lovely wife..next outlandish out burst u make i'm sticking it in ur butt..dont deny that you soaked the bed last night..super soaker

[blackboi50]

Mr. Bryan T aka PBS I just want to tell you that I love you and I miss you BUT I have needs and by god when I get home tonite you'd better be ready because I am getting sick and tired of having to go someplace else to get good secks.....



That's all I love you
Your wife

ummmmm PBS?????......yur wife????.......ummmmmm :ninja:....1

[Sammich]

ummmmm PBS?????......yur wife????.......ummmmmm :ninja:....1

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Ran]

Mr. Bryan T aka PBS I just want to tell you that I love you and I miss you BUT I have needs and by god when I get home tonite you'd better be ready because I am getting sick and tired of having to go someplace else to get good secks.....



That's all I love you
Your wifeAre you just copy/pasting this message and changing the names? I don't appreciate you sending the same message to me and everyone else with just some minor changes.

[Shawna]

Do it I might like it

[Sammich]

Do it I might like it

make sure u got them boy shorts on again...u got me?

[NAIZBST]

:lmfao:

[blackboi50]

make sure u got them boy shorts on again...u got me?

damn someones gonna get lucky 2nite :(.....but why boy shorts????......juss tell her nothing at all!!!!! :idb:.....1

[Shawna]

Don't tell my secrets ran

[Sammich]

damn someones gonna get lucky 2nite :(.....but why boy shorts????......juss tell her nothing at all!!!!! :idb:.....1

cuz the boyshorts turn me on...then we turn the lights down low..then i turn my gears up high and beat the brakes off that red head:lmfao:


Don't tell my secrets ran

o0o0o0o0o so u are cheatin...

*files divorce papers*

[Shawna]

Ill wear them if you can preform the right way I mean this is getting irritating all I asked for when we got married was good secks and sheesh I didn't think that was a lot to ask for

[Sammich]

Ill wear them if you can preform the right way I mean this is getting irritating all I asked for when we got married was good secks and sheesh I didn't think that was a lot to ask for

holy hell..so what did u spill some water on the bed last night or something cuz i swear i wasnt sweating and neither were u but my legs were wet as fluck..as so was the bed...shawna dont put on no front on IA...ima stick my peni in ur ear i swear i will

[blackboi50]

Ill wear them if you can preform the right way I mean this is getting irritating all I asked for when we got married was good secks and sheesh I didn't think that was a lot to ask for

damn PBS........u aint doin ya job!!!!!!!:(........1

[Sammich]

damn PBS........u aint doin ya job!!!!!!!:(........1

listen to shawna if u want...she just mad she had to pull out the K-Y last night....

[Shawna]

Ya know that's my big turn on....I love it in my ear why haven't u been doing that lately????

[Sammich]

Ya know that's my big turn on....I love it in my ear why haven't u been doing that lately????

because u dont clean your damn ears from that wax..u know how hard it is to clean that sh*t off my d*ck...my d*ck is not a q-tip muhfucca

[Hulud]

WTF IS THIS!?!?!?!?

so its like that? fine :cry:


lol

[Sammich]

WTF IS THIS!?!?!?!?

so its like that? fine :cry:


lol

sorry u had to find out like this..:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Shawna]

Ooo that's a lie and you know it I can't help that it gets lost on there.....I bought u that pump for a reason. You should really use it

[Hulud]

sorry u had to find out like this..:lmfao: :lmfao:
banned.

[Shawna]

Jeez Brian I said I'd take care of you later.... like after trivia

[Sammich]

Ooo that's a lie and you know it I can't help that it gets lost on there.....I bought u that pump for a reason. You should really use it

low blow shawna u gettin me confused with old man bert...or hulud..my peni i jam in there..and u bleed like i'm busting thru ur vagina for the first time..dont play me like atari woman

[Sammich]

banned.

man no..thats just wrong..its ur gf that decided to be my wife and all..come on now..:lmfao:

[Hulud]

Jeez Brian I said I'd take care of you later.... like after trivia
i just dunno now.... :(


its not the same anymore, all those times you were screaming "OH BRIAN!" you were really screaming "OH BRYAN!" werent you!????



ANSWER ME WOMAN!!!!!

[Hulud]

man no..thats just wrong..its ur gf that decided to be my wife and all..come on now..:lmfao:
lies! :lmao:

[Shawna]

I'm not getting u confused with anyone part of our agreement was for you to use the pump

[Sammich]

i just dunno now.... :(


its not the same anymore, all those times you were screaming "OH BRIAN!" you were really screaming "OH BRYAN!" werent you!????



ANSWER ME WOMAN!!!!!

LIRLOMFGBBQSAUCEONCHILIDOGSANDSH*T:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


lies! :lmao:

man i can't help that my man sauce brings all the girls to the yard...and my sauce is better than urs i could teach u..but i'd have to charge

[Sammich]

I'm not getting u confused with anyone part of our agreement was for you to use the pump

shawna...your tires are fine...maybe you should use the pump on ur ol booty..its getting flat..i think the silicone busted from a few nights ago...its saggin:lmfao:

[Hulud]

man i can't help that my man sauce brings all the girls to the yard...and my sauce is better than urs i could teach u..but i'd have to charge
:lmfao:

[Shawna]

Ok to be honest when I scream Brian is it spelled Brian not Bryan.....

[Hulud]

Ok to be honest when I scream Brian is it spelled Brian not Bryan.....
lol glad you know how to spell when screaming then :lmfao:

[Shawna]

Ummm if my butt were to get bigger itd need its own zipcode thank u

[Sammich]

Ok to be honest when I scream Brian is it spelled Brian not Bryan.....

is this suppose to be a question mark? i mean...i didnt polk ur eye that hard did eye..i mean i?

[Sammich]

Ummm if my butt were to get bigger itd need its own zipcode thank u

it was...til i f*cked that sh*t

[Shawna]

Hahaha next time don't say oops I must have slipped and fell...I mean damn just do it

[Hulud]

Hahaha next time don't say oops I must have slipped and fell...I mean damn just do it
:idb:

[Sammich]

i knew she wasnt talkin to bryan just now..i knew she was talking to brian...fuccin magnum pi wana be

[Shawna]

This is your last chance if you can't do it right tonite I'm leaving you for hulud

[Sammich]

This is your last chance if you can't do it right tonite I'm leaving you for hulud

i aint worried...you'll be back tonight after that white tootsie roll dont hit it right you'll be back for my king size snickers

[Hulud]

i aint worried...you'll be back tonight after that white tootsie roll dont hit it right you'll be back for my king size snickers
your mom told me last night that your father is asian (hence the not fully black)

and you are asian from the waist down....

[BobbyFresco]

Ooo that's a lie and you know it I can't help that it gets lost on there.....I bought u that pump for a reason. You should really use it


Funniest post in this thread......:lmfao:

Welcome back..:goodjob:

[Shawna]

Thanx babe I'm never leaving again

[Sammich]

your mom told me last night that your father is asian (hence the not fully black)

and you are asian from the waist down....

i'd ask my pops but he's 6ft under:no:

[Shawna]

I understand we are married and all but secks is the most important part ofa marriage and well bad secks is grund for divorce

[Sammich]

I understand we are married and all but secks is the most important part ofa marriage and well bad secks is grund for divorce

shawna..in the bed room..NOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shawna]

I'm already there thank you very much

[Sammich]

*slides from bathroom fully erect*

prepare to meet your baby maker

[Shawna]

We already have 10 kids we don't need another

[Killer]

i just threw up 8 times...

[Sammich]

whats your point..u shoulda bought some magnums...u weak broad

[Sammich]

i just threw up 8 times...

hey killer

[Shawna]

I told u I couldn't find any small enough

[Sammich]

U KEEP PLAYIN ME LIKE ACCORDIAN AND NEXT TIME U REACH FOR KY IM THROWIN IT OUT THE WINDOW

[Shawna]

Hey I just call it like I see it....

[Sammich]

i do too..we are over

*leaves*

*calls next hoe up*

[Shawna]

Fine you keep the kids

[Shawna]

Fine you keep the kids

[Ran]

Fine you keep the kids

[Sammich]

Fine you keep the kids

i'm black...so dont expect child support

[blackboi50]

fine u keep the kids............1

(had to put the 1)

[Sammich]

GTFO

[blackboi50]

no:D......*runs around laughing like a 2yr old*.........1

[Shawna]

yall are the gheyness

[Ran]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Nismosis/UhOh.jpg

[blackboi50]

yall are the gheyness

what???:???: ill get PBS to run his small thangy thang over u...1

[Sammich]

double u tee eff...eye dee kay...bee eff jill?????