Theres a girl in my bed right now...

[.blank cd]

Call me gay if you want. but im on IA. Why? I dunno, maybe its cause im too damn nice. This girl i've been talking to got drunk tonight for her birthday. I mean plastered. She told her parents she wasnt coming home and told her friends she was coming home w/ me. So i bring her here and procede to take her to my room and show her my california king size bed. I tell her to go to sleep and call me if she needs anything and that i was gonna be on the computer. So here i am....

/rant

discuss

[nsany(atl)]

trust me make the move, being nice never get's you anywhere until you are over 30 looking for a wife.

[.blank cd]

yeah i know it now. It might be too late to make a move. Shes dead asleep

[Gutling]

lol perfect time, you tube that ish

[2.3 Evo 8]

In your bed?

Check her pulse!

[Elbow]

$5?

[The Ninja]

WAKE HER THE **** UP!

[3.5altman]

I bet when she wakes up, she'll be thinking! dayumm I wish I had some ****

[1000cckiller]

I bet when she wakes up, she'll be thinking! dayumm I wish I had some **** :yes: i WOULD HAVE BEAT DA BRAKES OFF DAT PVSSY.

[bigdare23]

what are you waiting for?

[Got Milk?]

you sir fail at life. your gay

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Srsly.

[redrumracer]

yep gay

[Sammich]

:yes: i WOULD HAVE BEAT DA BRAKES OFF DAT PVSSY.

x2


she's prolly pissed at him for not raping her while she was asleep..you lose cool points even if your car is hot lol

[hondachik]

alcohol = females get extremely horny

she's probably wishing right now she had some long king kong inside of her vagina. go in there, pretend u care about if she's okay or not, and start rubbing on her and wtf ever u do to get girls in the move. $1.50 I bet she gives it up. :goodjob:

[jumpin800agl]

alcohol = females get extremely horny

she's probably wishing right now she had some long king kong inside of her vagina. go in there, pretend u care about if she's okay or not, and start rubbing on her and wtf ever u do to get girls in the move. $1.50 I bet she gives it up. :goodjob:
i highly doubt she planned on coming home with you because you have a comfortable bed. She could get that anywhere.

[hondachik]

i highly doubt she planned on coming home with you because you have a comfortable bed. She could get that anywhere.

um..she didn't come home with me. :thinking:

[Sammich]

alcohol = females get extremely horny

she's probably wishing right now she had some long king kong inside of her vagina. go in there, pretend u care about if she's okay or not, and start rubbing on her and wtf ever u do to get girls in the move. $1.50 I bet she gives it up. :goodjob:

SO EXPLAIN WHY HE WOULD WANA GO IN THERE IF HE LACKED THE LONG KING KONG?

[hondachik]

SO EXPLAIN WHY HE WOULD WANA GO IN THERE IF HE LACKED THE LONG KING KONG?


oooo well in that case, he should just keep posting about her & continue surfin IA. Lol.

[Echonova]

I want your Man-card on my desk by noon. You are hereby suspended, pending a full investigation of this matter.


BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.

[Echonova]

BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.True story.

[Sammich]

oooo well in that case, he should just keep posting about her & continue surfin IA. Lol.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:


I want your Man-card on my desk by noon. You are hereby suspended, pending a full investigation of this matter.


i have the fire getting hot so we can burn his card



BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.

tr00f

[hondachik]

wait...he hasn't posted in a while. he's got to be doin her, or either he already did:idb:

[Sammich]

wait...he hasn't posted in a while. he's got to be doin her, or either he already did:idb:

no he just raised her shirt to expose a nipple and he's wackin it

[ZeDFuNk]

don't take advantage and sex her, just do a little foreplay. she'll thank you for not ****ing her later.

[Sammich]

^spoken like a fag..follow your penis...not your heart

[AnthonyF]

ur a nice guy, big deal. I prob would have done the same. If you worked her too hard she prob would have thrown up on you. lol.

[imbosile]

^spoken like a fag..follow your penis...not your heart

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

ur a nice guy, big deal. I prob would have done the same. If you worked her too hard she prob would have thrown up on you. lol.

ant...wtf...first you say i make your peni grow..now this..whats going on are u taking estrogen pills..again?

[redrumracer]

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh24/xxredrumracerxx/im-with-stupid-tee-shirt.jpg

[AnthonyF]

ant...wtf...first you say i make your peni grow..now this..whats going on are u taking estrogen pills..again?im a nice guy, what can I say? Just how i roll. Is it always the best solution? no.

[Sammich]

:lmao::lmao::lmao: we need to send u back to JERK UNIVERSITY

[badboi706]

fag grow a d!ck and 2 balls

[Sammich]

^^lol +15 to the newb for using growth hormones lol

[SixSquared]

wow. props to being nice... banging ****faced plastered drunk girls is FTL.. all they will do is vomit all over you. However, when she wakes up, make her breakfast and serve it with a side of donkey punch.

[BobbyFresco]

I'm disappointed by the OP's behavior..........
Drunk girls will almost always give it up and if she doesn't, she's not drunk
enough yet.....

My motto: Fuk first, ask questions later...

[AnthonyF]

:lmao::lmao::lmao: we need to send u back to JERK UNIVERSITYlol. trust me, ask kayfunk...i can be a straight d*ck to girls, but not in a good way. lol its so much fun

[Sammich]

wow. props to being nice... banging ****faced plastered drunk girls is FTL.. all they will do is vomit all over you. However, when she wakes up, make her breakfast and serve it with a side of donkey punch.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/-MOD.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/jerrylaughin.gif

[Nissan Sean]

atleast feel her up, that way you get a lil somethin t remember, she wont . she will probably highly apprecaite you being a gentleman and reward you sober, later.


either that or she want the co ck and your not giving it to her. (sean doesn't mind lending a helping hand) lol

[Sammich]

I'm disappointed by the OP's behavior..........
Drunk girls will almost always give it up and if she doesn't, she's not drunk
enough yet.....

My motto: Fuk first, ask questions later...

LOLOL


lol. trust me, ask kayfunk...i can be a straight d*ck to girls, but not in a good way. lol its so much fun

well in this case u just got fired lolol dont pull that stunt again

[soul]

wow she came over there to get a little something, and you give her nothing. Should of atleast lent her your Dildo since you obvisouly have a vagina, least she would have gotten something, unless of course ur using it while surfing IA while a drunk horny girls in your bed....

you sir suck at life

[BobbyFresco]

Moral of the story:


Don't post your personal shyt on IA ie. RedGT and secondly,
never pass up on intoxicated poon laying in your bed........

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Update on original post. I found my balls lying on the cold street infront of my house. I proceded to grab them and insert them firmly back between my legs, underneath my long king kong, which i later used to penetrate her cervix. This also lead to her cranium beating a dent into my bedroom wall, multiple orgasams, vocal chords reaching octives and decibels only capable of being produced by a machine, and vaginal fluids all over my freshly washed sheets....hrmmm:goodjob:

[Sammich]

Update on original post. I found my balls lying on the cold street infront of my house. I proceded to grab them and insert them firmly back between my legs, underneath my long king kong, which i later used to penetrate her cervix. This also lead to her cranium beating a dent into my bedroom wall, multiple orgasams, vocal chords reaching octives and decibels only capable of being produced by a machine, and vaginal fluids all over my freshly washed sheets....hrmmm:goodjob:

ALL LIES:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[.blank cd]

why you thiink i havent posted in a while

[Echonova]

why you thiink i havent posted in a whileShame has kept you from posting.:(

[.blank cd]

lol. im taking my man card back thank you very much

[iloveboost]

How can you post something like this with no photo evidence?

[On_Her_Face]

wow.

[iloveboost]

I say ban until photo evidence is furnished.

[Echonova]

lol. im taking my man card back thank you very muchhttp://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g21/sailfisher/revokedmancard-1.jpg

[On_Her_Face]

jebus christ

[EG6]

I want your Man-card on my desk by noon. You are hereby suspended, pending a full investigation of this matter.


BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.


lol...you heard the man; turn in your man card!

And post up some pics of her

[bafbrian]

^spoken like a fag..follow your penis...not your heart

:lmao:

+1 Reps for a true statement

[Sammich]

why you thiink i havent posted in a while

you were choking your chicken...HARD

[2.3 Evo 8]

This thread makes me laugh. Thank you.

[imbosile]

Update on original post. I found my balls lying on the cold street infront of my house. I proceded to grab them and insert them firmly back between my legs, underneath my long king kong, which i later used to penetrate her cervix. This also lead to her cranium beating a dent into my bedroom wall, multiple orgasams, vocal chords reaching octives and decibels only capable of being produced by a machine, and vaginal fluids all over my freshly washed sheets....hrmmm:goodjob:

BULL****!

[Crazy Asian]

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU !!!???

Id check her bra check her thong maybe lick a lil. MMMM

[BuBBa DRiFT]

a real man would post pictures

[Frög]

WOW you serious?? noob!!!

[Tech5]

lol...yeah turn that card in man, i mean BOY

[Frög]

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU !!!???

Id check her bra check her thong maybe lick a lil. MMMM

HAHHAHAHAH one of the funniest post here!!

ya man, lets peek at her bra!!! omg!! maybe sniff her painties!!! :lmfao: :no:

i got left over thongs in my room.. omg who wants to see them? :lmfao:

[Maniac1]

Call me gay if you want. but im on IA. Why? I dunno, maybe its cause im too damn nice. This girl i've been talking to got drunk tonight for her birthday. I mean plastered. She told her parents she wasnt coming home and told her friends she was coming home w/ me. So i bring her here and procede to take her to my room and show her my california king size bed. I tell her to go to sleep and call me if she needs anything and that i was gonna be on the computer. So here i am....

/rant

discussLOL, dude im so disappointed in you. You could atleast have played around with her, and not have fucked her, cause after that she'll know you're a nice guy who respects her(somewhat) and maybe sucked your d!ck(if you have one) the next day! Oh man, im gonna so clown on you the next time i see you!

[slow_hatch]

I'm disapointed :ttiwwp:

[chinitoxamor]

Call me gay if you want. but im on IA. Why? I dunno, maybe its cause im too damn nice. This girl i've been talking to got drunk tonight for her birthday. I mean plastered. She told her parents she wasnt coming home and told her friends she was coming home w/ me. So i bring her here and procede to take her to my room and show her my california king size bed. I tell her to go to sleep and call me if she needs anything and that i was gonna be on the computer. So here i am....

/rant

discuss


sometimes being the nice guy doesnt work, because some girls like to be taken advantage of but still.. being the nice guy shows that you respect her.. just comfort her.. and earn it the right way

[chinitoxamor]

HAHHAHAHAH one of the funniest post here!!

ya man, lets peek at her bra!!! omg!! maybe sniff her painties!!! :lmfao: :no:

i got left over thongs in my room.. omg who wants to see them? :lmfao:


we're not in high school still are we?? :D

come on.. you want a girl give it to you, you gotta earn it the right way, dont be an ass and f.uck her while shes drunk and knockd the f.uck out

[Lucky.]

go make some porno....ill wait for it in the red light district

[Julio]

6 years ago on IA we wouldve have picture for proof... damn poosies..

[WickedIXMR]

LOL, dude im so disappointed in you. You could atleast have played around with her, and not have fucked her, cause after that she'll know you're a nice guy who respects her(somewhat) and maybe sucked your d!ck(if you have one) the next day! Oh man, im gonna so clown on you the next time i see you!
Dont act like you havnt done worse! :ninja:

[Barefoot]

Call me gay if you want. but im on IA. Why? I dunno, maybe its cause im too damn nice. This girl i've been talking to got drunk tonight for her birthday. I mean plastered. She told her parents she wasnt coming home and told her friends she was coming home w/ me. So i bring her here and procede to take her to my room and show her my california king size bed. I tell her to go to sleep and call me if she needs anything and that i was gonna be on the computer. So here i am....

/rant

discuss
sh!t thats stand up right there. 90% on here would be doing some date raping.

[NevrNufTorq]

6 years ago on IA we wouldve have picture for proof... damn poosies..

quoted for troof :ninja:


dont make us start diggin up old pics!!! :eek:

[autumnk5]

i know when i'm drunk, and i go to the guy i'm dating's house.. he better know whats up.

& she must of been sad when she found out, you did nothing...

no drunk girl tells people she is going to stay with a guy for "the fun of it".

she wants some.

[2.3 Evo 8]

He never hit it. Man card denied!

[NevrNufTorq]

i know when i'm drunk, and i go to the guy i'm dating's house.. he better know whats up.

& she must of been sad when she found out, you did nothing...

no drunk girl tells people she is going to stay with a guy for "the fun of it".

she wants some.

:eek: she just knocked you out like kimbo did to tank :lmfao:

[2.3 Evo 8]

i know when i'm drunk, and i go to the guy i'm dating's house.. he better know whats up.

& she must of been sad when she found out, you did nothing...

no drunk girl tells people she is going to stay with a guy for "the fun of it".

she wants some.


Soooo....You wanna get drunk tonight? :D :ninja:

[NevrNufTorq]

Soooo....You wanna get drunk tonight? :D :ninja:

:lmfao: i knew that one was coming!!!! :lmfao:


:love: why yes i believe she is if she's on here. she might say yes to ya!!

[WickedIXMR]

Soooo....You wanna get drunk tonight? :D :ninja:
I do. I put out.

[autumnk5]

no i have school in the morning.

school + hangover = not good. trust me.

[NevrNufTorq]

I do. I put out.


:gay:




:lmfao: :lmfao:

[WickedIXMR]

:gay:




:lmfao: :lmfao:
Jealous?

[2.3 Evo 8]

no i have school in the morning.

school + hangover = not good. trust me.

Alright, raincheck! Catcha on the flip side.

[NevrNufTorq]

Jealous?

you know i wuv you bro!!! just not :idb:

[2.3 Evo 8]

I do. I put out.


Eww! You're worn out though.

[WickedIXMR]

Alright, raincheck! Catcha on the flip side.
Im available tonight.

[WickedIXMR]

Eww! You're worn out though.
Worn out??? Im fresh meat :bump:

[NevrNufTorq]

Eww! You're worn out though.


i'm not even going there!!!!! :eek:

[WickedIXMR]

you know i wuv you bro!!! just not :idb:
Awww :cry: I was hoping i would score tonight

[NevrNufTorq]

Awww :cry: I was hoping i would score tonight

i'm single and all but............................................... no :D

[WickedIXMR]

i'm single and all but............................................... no :D
Damn :( Back to the streets to sell myself to get some lovin.

[NevrNufTorq]

Damn :( Back to the streets to sell myself to get some lovin.


that was one of the best posts yet!!! :goodjob: tried to rep ya but got shot down :doh:

[Slow Motion]

I want your Man-card on my desk by noon. You are hereby suspended, pending a full investigation of this matter.


BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.

LMFAOINBBQSAUCE.....Damn he just pulled you man card.


i know when i'm drunk, and i go to the guy i'm dating's house.. he better know whats up.

& she must of been sad when she found out, you did nothing...

no drunk girl tells people she is going to stay with a guy for "the fun of it".

she wants some.


Ehem...Nuff said.

P.S I hope you did do what you said you did because the above statement is from a girl who obviously knows.

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I did. I took pics too but i've got a stupid computer that wont let me upload pics off of this samsung phone. Anyone else have the USB connection for the sync?

[ahmonrah]

oh god.......lemme learn ya.....

IF YOU CAN SEND TEXT MESSAGES.....EMAIL THEM (pics) TO YOURSELF.... HENCE WHEN YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL VIA COMPUTER......GUESS WHERE YOU CAN SAVE THE PICS TOO?? :thinking:

the computer

[NevrNufTorq]

I did. I took pics too but i've got a stupid computer that wont let me upload pics off of this samsung phone. Anyone else have the USB connection for the sync?

you're in big trouble now if you got pics and dont post them up!!! these guys will run ya off this forum since you said you just cant figure out how to post em after saying you would if you could :2cents:

just looking out for ya man :D

[.blank cd]

yeah i know... Im debating cause some folks on here know her

[03RCode]

Pics or die.

[hondachik]

yeah i know... Im debating cause some folks on here know her

Is she out of your bed now?

[.blank cd]

shes not here anymore

[hondachik]

shes not here anymore

does she like it ITB?

[.blank cd]

Im sure she would if she were drunk. I think out of respect for her im not gonna post them...::dons flame suit::

[hondachik]

Im sure she would if she were drunk. I think out of respect for her im not gonna post them...::dons flame suit::

respectable choice...however i believe they may take your man card again...for the 49384734th time. :ninja:

[.blank cd]

acceptable. however, i am currently on a new mission to deliver the greatness to the NWS forum in the means of my own amateur photoshoots. That should get my card back

[The Yousef]

KILL HER.

[Sammich]

a real man would post pictures

and a real man woulda saved a kitty from bloody murder...gtfo

[Frög]

we're not in high school still are we?? :D

come on.. you want a girl give it to you, you gotta earn it the right way, dont be an ass and f.uck her while shes drunk and knockd the f.uck out

missed the part where he said they've been talking for a while?

and she wanted to go to his place!!! its not like she was there for a party and passed out, and he took advantage..

she told her friends im going home with him.. her friends let her because they know what is going on, and know he is no freak, they know they've been talking and probably know that she likes him..

Drunk man's (in this case woman's) words (in this case words/actions) are a sober man's(woman's) thoughts..

[.blank cd]

Well spoken.

[Brett]

Someone give me the notes on this, to many pages... Did he **** her? Any pics? lol

[Crazy Asian]

brett nothing happened. He's just a nice guy.

[Brett]

Damn, not even any pics? I would have eaten that p*ssy good atleast passed out or not...LOL

[Crazy Asian]

Remember he's Mr. Nice Guy. He's not like us where we would have started to feel up her and taked nasty pics with her. DUH

remember when we did that to ~whispers:Leisa~

[Brett]

she doesnt know about that, shhhhhh

[.blank cd]

This thread is still going? We ended up doing it but i didnt post the pictures. Mainly cause i respect her...::dons flame suit again::

[Brett]

If you hit it that night you have my respect...lol

[.blank cd]

It was the afternoon when she woke back up

[Jecht]

KILL HER.

LMAO best post in this thread! Sorry Geoff. :lmao: