Answers to ALL of your questions!!!

[ZeDFuNk]

Ask anything, and it will be answered.

http://www.my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon10.gif

[mocha latte cupcake]

why did the integra attack you? did you provoke it?

[ZeDFuNk]

why did the integra attack you? did you provoke it?

He saw it as an opprotunity to upgrade. I certainly did not provoke anything.

Give me something challenging, the answer to life's questions. I shalnt not waste minth talent on such peonith questionaire any longer.

[DieselNuts]

uhhhh.....are you gonna answer the question?

[mocha latte cupcake]

i see... you are wise beyond your tire pressure...

[mocha latte cupcake]

why did god give rosie o'donnell boobs knowing full and well he's a man?

[DieselNuts]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Nemesis]

Why does 1439/2000 have to make fun of me when hes the white kid with dreadlocks :(

[ZeDFuNk]

why did god give rosie o'donnell boobs knowing full and well he's a man?

Even i make mistakes.

[ZeDFuNk]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Until he was all chucked out.

[Spectic Tank]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...

[ZeDFuNk]

Why does 1439/2000 have to make fun of me when hes the white kid with dreadlocks :(

Because fat people are always fun to poke fun at.

[mocha latte cupcake]

b/c jay has issues... he wears dreads to identify with the struggle... which is why he also wears a rubber band,...... man. lol

[ZeDFuNk]

b/c jay has issues... he wears dreads to identify with the struggle... which is why he also wears a rubber band,...... man. lol

Begone, imposter! For only I can answer life's questions.

However, you got lucky this time, as you are correct.

[DieselNuts]

If a train leaves philly @ 6am heading to houston @ approx. 65mph and another train leaves atlanta @ 9am heading to vegas @ approx 100mph, which train is serving beef?

[DieselNuts]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
good answer :goodjob:

[Spectic Tank]

If 8 grapefuit, 7 oranges & 3 lemons weigh the same as 3 oranges, 6 grapefruit & 6 lemons, if a grapefruit weighs 2/3 as much as a lemon & if a dozen oranges weighs 3 kilos.... How much does a lemon weigh?

[ZeDFuNk]

If a train leaves philly @ 6am heading to houston @ approx. 65mph and another train leaves atlanta @ 9am heading to vegas @ approx 100mph, which train is serving beef?

The correct answer is : who gives a ****.

[DieselNuts]

The correct answer is : who gives a ****.
Im sorry sir, but you cannot answer a question with a question...

[ZeDFuNk]

If 8 grapefuit, 7 oranges & 3 lemons weigh the same as 3 oranges, 6 grapefruit & 6 lemons, if a grapefruit weighs 2/3 as much as a lemon & if a dozen oranges weighs 3 kilos.... How much does a lemon weigh?

The answer to your questions lies simply in a lemon and a scale. I shalt not answer questions that may be answered by simple manual labor, oh lazy one.

[ZeDFuNk]

Im sorry sir, but you cannot answer a question with a question...

doubt not my words, ye unfaithful cur!

[Spectic Tank]

The answer to your questions lies simply in a lemon and a scale. I shalt not answer questions that may be answered by simple manual labor, oh lazy one.

Lemons vary in weight. I'm talking about these particular lemons in my equation.

Now...

Answer my damn question like you stated in the title of your thread!

[ZeDFuNk]

Not doing math problems. They are not of higher knowledge, but instead bound by simple laws that can be decoded by mere humans. Do not waste my omniscience.

[Mr_Mischif]

why are h/s girls today such sluts?

[mocha latte cupcake]

why are h/s girls today such sluts?

in before the "guru answer" Why are you complaining? :lmfao:

http://www.redbeet.com/pictures-storage/funny/jailbait.sized.jpg

[ZeDFuNk]

why are h/s girls today such sluts?

bad parenting.

[DieselNuts]

Why do hotdogs come in packages of ten & hotdog buns come in packages of eight?

[RandomGuy]

Why do black people steal?

[DieselNuts]

why do oriental people have slanted eyes?

[mocha latte cupcake]

sigh THREAD JACK!

-because you're supposed to buy 80 of each @ one time! DUH! n00b!

-because thats racise... but if i had to made a bad guess i'd blame it on the short sighted-ness of O.E. and Crack

-because the sun is brighter over on that side of the world!

[DieselNuts]

sigh THREAD JACK!

-because you're supposed to buy 80 of each @ one time! DUH! n00b!

-because thats racise... but if i had to made a bad guess i'd blame it on the short sighted-ness of O.E. and Crack

-because the sun is brighter over on that side of the world!

Thanks for clearing that up for me :goodjob: repped

[mocha latte cupcake]

next?

[DieselNuts]

ummmm.... Why is it that they call it "taking a dump" when you arent taking it anywhere?

[mocha latte cupcake]

technically you ARE taking a dump... you have TAKEN it from you're anus to the bowl... or if you want to look @ it another way you got up off your couch/bed/chair and walked (took) yourself to another room to relieve yourself (dump) the poo

[ZeDFuNk]

Begone, imposter! For only I can answer life's questions.

I shalt not restate this again.


Why do hotdogs come in packages of ten & hotdog buns come in packages of eight?

For people like you, who are terrified of carbs.
&
So you have to buy two packs of buns.


why do black people steal?

B/c KFC's do not take IOU's note as a form of payment.

&
Because they don't work and want things anyway.


why do oriental people have slanted eyes?

Oversized brain putting pressure on eye sockets area, resulted in slanted looking eyes.

&


From all the volcanic activity, bright lava and ash, generations of squinting led to evolutionary changes.


JDMNOOB:Begone!

[ZeDFuNk]

ummmm.... Why is it that they call it "taking a dump" when you arent taking it anywhere?

You take it to the toilet.

[DieselNuts]

technically you ARE taking a dump... you have TAKEN it from you're anus to the bowl... or if you want to look @ it another way you got up off your couch/bed/chair and walked (took) yourself to another room to relieve yourself (dump) the poo

Ah, I see you have some logic in these answers :goodjob: but in my rebuddle(sp), after I'm done, I leave it there. There for, it should be called Leaving a dump.....right?

[Vayda]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

[ZeDFuNk]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?


Depend on what kinda of cookie

chocolate chip = black people

Oreo = white people

Fortune cookies = Asians.

[Vayda]

Did you know that in 1998 fortune cookies were brought to china for the first time, and were marketed as "genuine American fortune cookies"?

[mocha latte cupcake]

YES....i did :ninja:

[ZeDFuNk]

Did you know that in 1998 fortune cookies were brought to china for the first time, and were marketed as "genuine American fortune cookies"?

I know all.

[On_Her_Face]

why can't you bowl good?

[ZeDFuNk]

why can't you bowl good?

I think you mean; "why can't you bowl well?"

I bowl very well. I got 185/140/130 for the night.

Maybe you were to drunk to remember.

[Slow Motion]

Which would be the best platform for me to use? I have a vh45de and I am either going to put it in a s14 w/ z32 trans or a z32 I don't know which one to choose plus i am turbocharging. Help me o mighty Zedfunk.

[On_Her_Face]

I think you mean; "why can't you bowl well?"

I bowl very well. I got 185/140/130 for the night.

Maybe you were to drunk to remember.

lol just didnt pay attention

[Slow Motion]

Which would be the best platform for me to use? I have a vh45de and I am either going to put it in a s14 w/ z32 trans or a z32 I don't know which one to choose plus i am turbocharging. Help me o mighty Zedfunk.


Where is the answer to my question? ------->>^^

[Frög]

how do make babies?

[Lucky.]

Is there life in Mars?

[Frög]

one qestion at a time.. jesus..
he can't take all this in all at once.. he is too slow..

[isa2o3]

who let the dogs out?

[noobcake88]

Who am I ?

[isa2o3]

Who am I ?

a dumb**s 4 asking:taun:

[ZeDFuNk]

Which would be the best platform for me to use? I have a vh45de and I am either going to put it in a s14 w/ z32 trans or a z32 I don't know which one to choose plus i am turbocharging. Help me o mighty Zedfunk.

Go with the s14. Z32 is heavier and more difficult to work on.

[ZeDFuNk]

how do make babies?
there are 18 ways to make a baby.






Natural sex
Artificial insemination (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/baby/glossary.html#artificial) -- of mother with father's sperm
Artificial insemination -- of mother with donor sperm
Artificial insemination -- with egg and sperm donors, using surrogate mother
In vitro fertilization (IVF) (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/baby/glossary.html#ivf) -- using egg and sperm of parents
IVF -- with Intra-Cytoplasmic Sperm Injection (ICSI) (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/baby/glossary.html#icsi)
IVF -- with frozen embryos (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/baby/glossary.html#frozen)
IVF -- with Preimplantation Genetic Diagnosis (PGD) (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/baby/glossary.html#pgd)
IVF -- with egg donor
IVF -- with sperm donor
IVF -- with egg and sperm donor
IVF -- with surrogate (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/baby/glossary.html#surrogate) using parents' egg and sperm
IVF -- with surrogate and egg donor
IVF -- with surrogate and sperm donor
IVF -- with surrogate using her egg, sperm from baby's father
IVF -- with surrogate using egg and sperm donors*
Cytoplasmic transfer (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/baby/glossary.html#cytotransfer)**
Nuclear transfer (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/baby/glossary.html#nucltransfer) and cloning (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/baby/glossary.html#cloning)


Is there life in Mars?


"In" or "on"? There is no life "in" Mars, but there WAS life "on" Mars.

[ZeDFuNk]

who let the dogs out?

Anslem Douglas.

[ZeDFuNk]

Who am I ?

an inferior being.

[willum14pb]

What does the universe look like beyond the limits to our visible universe?

What were the conditions in the universe like at a time less than one second after the Big Bang?.

What was the state of the universe like 'prior' to the Big Bang?

where is the clitoris?

Is the following statement true or false?
"zedfuNk will answer 'false'. "

[ZeDFuNk]

What does the universe look like beyond the limits to our visible universe?

The universe beyond the visible universe does not "look" like anything, as it is not visible.



What were the conditions in the universe like at a time less than one second after the Big Bang?.

Rapdily expanding gasses, mainly hydrogen, began fusing together. The resulting increase in kinetic energy caused massive expansion of all particles in the nucleus.



What was the state of the universe like 'prior' to the Big Bang?

There was empty gravity-free space with zero mass. The lack of mass eventually caused the collapse of the space, resulting in the big band and new space particles.



where is the clitoris?

In human females it is near the anterior junction of the labia minora, directly above the opening of the vagina.



Is the following statement true or false?
"zedfuNk will answer 'false'. "

The statements itself is true that I will answer false, as I am infallible.


next.

[Tech5]

If I am 4'10 weight 418lbs,an am wearing converse shoes black an white ones, how much do I weigh on mars?

[ZeDFuNk]

If I am 4'10 weight 418lbs,an am wearing converse shoes black an white ones, how much do I weigh on mars?

Not doing math problems, already stated that several times. They are not of higher knowledge, but instead bound by simple laws that can be decoded by mere humans. Do not waste my omniscience.

on a side note, you are one fat ****.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

Google FTW

[Tech5]

lol

[ZeDFuNk]

Google FTW

please find all of my answers on google.

[Tech5]

ok ill help I will be 157.50 lbs

[Tech5]

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/

[Tech5]

am not fat am big boned

[Tech5]

who will be the next president?

[Tech5]

whom made the 1st jack in the box

[Tech5]

what is better for me , staying home with your mom?
or staying home with your sister?
or staying home with you? lol

[Tech5]

does jesus agree for you to GTFO ?? lol

[Frög]

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

[BuBBa DRiFT]

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

+2

[DieselNuts]

why does shipment go by car and cargo go by ship?

[Tech5]

goodd one,,, hummmmm

[DieselNuts]

along the same lines, why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[Maniac1]

Why does this thread suck?

[Frög]

Why does this thread suck?

b/c you posted in it... :D

[Tech5]

hahahahaha:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
b/c you posted in it... :D

[Maniac1]

b/c you posted in it... :DSo if i wouldn't have posted in here. Would it still have sucked? Or would it turn to an epic thread in another dimension?

[Frög]

So if i wouldn't have posted in here. Would it still have sucked? Or would it turn to an epic thread in another dimension?

epic thread.. you ruined it though..

[Tech5]

llololooooollllllll this is getting funnys

[Maniac1]

epic thread.. you ruined it though..Hahah! So in this dimension this thread failed and in another one it was epic?

[Tech5]

look stop it with all these high class words, use something like lame,sucks,bastards lol

[Frög]

Hahah! So in this dimension this thread failed and in another one it was epic?

:yes:

[Frög]

where is zedfunk, he has questions to answer..

[Maniac1]

where is zedfunk, he has questions to answer..He was over powered by satan. His fake godly powers couldn't help him...

[Tech5]

lmao! @ maniac

[ZeDFuNk]

what is better for me , staying home with your mom?
or staying home with your sister?
or staying home with you? lol

None of the above. Staying with your mom is what your subconscious wants. However i can't imagine why you would want to spend time with your boring grandmother (my mother).


who will be the next president?
This is another "tell me the future" question that would have wide-ranging implications if I answered. Sorry, but I can't do that.




why does shipment go by car and cargo go by ship?

Shipments and ships are not mutually exclusive, neither are cars and cargo.

[The Yousef]

do u wuv me?

[AnthonyF]

Is there life in Mars?

if there is they wouldnt be drivin tC's. lol just bustin ur balls mang.

[b16ftw]

lmao at this thread.

[AnthonyF]

where is zedfunk, he has questions to answer..
hmm....i wuv u. u wuv me? r u mad @ me?:???: lol

[The Yousef]

hmm....i wuv u. u wuv me? r u mad @ me?:???: lol

I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT IS ALLOWED TO USE 'WUV'.....YOU MUST PAYPAL ME $50.00 FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT ALONG WITH A SIGN AFFIDAVIT THAT I GET YOUR FIRST BORN...










xoxoxoxo

[Frög]

None of the above. Staying with your mom is what your subconscious wants. However i can't imagine why you would want to spend time with your boring grandmother (my mother).


This is another "tell me the future" question that would have wide-ranging implications if I answered. Sorry, but I can't do that.




Shipments and ships are not mutually exclusive, neither are cars and cargo.

answer my question dumbfawk..



If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

[The Yousef]

answer my question dumbfawk..
he's racist...and he hates u for selling your prelude for a VW beetle...

[amberghini]

If everyone who knew anything about the theory of information typed a random sentence would the entropy of the written piece raise or lower the prior entropy state of the universe?

[Frög]

hmm....i wuv u. u wuv me? r u mad @ me?:???: lol

:lmfao: how can i be mad at you cutie?
I dont love you as much as john tho. jdub FTW. i love his penis

[ZeDFuNk]

answer my question dumbfawk..


no he doesn't. Oriental is just a term for foreigners from the east side of the world ( mainly chinese ) it has nothing to do with how they are.

[SicStang03]

I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT IS ALLOWED TO USE 'WUV'.....YOU MUST PAYPAL ME $50.00 FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT ALONG WITH A SIGN AFFIDAVIT THAT I GET YOUR FIRST BORN...



If yousef copyrighted the word "wuv©", why is his statement above false?

Why is thee known as 009.5 and cervix toucher??

[Tech5]

wow!!!!!!!

[Frög]

What evil a$$hole put an 'S' in the word lisp?

[SicStang03]

What evil a$$hole put an 'S' in the word lisp?

def a typo taken to far

[Frög]

def a typo taken to far

no typo..

[SicStang03]

no typo..

YOU LIE!!!

[Frög]

this thread sucks.. zedfunk is useless.. not a man of his word..

[ZeDFuNk]

If yousef copyrighted the word "wuv©", why is his statement above false?

Why is thee known as 009.5 and cervix toucher??


I am a man of my word Frog!. I left the computer for a while because I actually have a little bit of a life. http://www.my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif


His statement is not false, if he so infact copyrighted the word he has soul right to do what he wants when you use his copyright.

I am known as 009.5 and cervix toucher through truthful encounters of my weiner and the female vagina.

[ZeDFuNk]

What evil a$$hole put an 'S' in the word lisp?

The word lisp (in some form) has been with us as long as we have had English--since the word is cognate with its fellows in other Germanic languages. It has been found inwriting, according to the OED, as early as ca. 1100. As for the cruelty of using a hard-to-say word to describe the speech problems of those who find it hard to say words, that's pretty much the point, isn't it?

[Leisa]

When will I ever get a million dollars?

[Crazy Asian]

When are you gonna be done making me FOOD WOMAN!!!!???

[Crazy Asian]

Why is Crazy Asian 6'5?

[Crazy Asian]

Why is Crazy Asian so odd and demented?

[Crazy Asian]

Why are the three main asians on IA so attracted to little girls?

[Crazy Asian]

Is JM a japanese guy that was born white?

[BKgen®]

wouldn't this thread make more sense if the OP was smarter?

[Crazy Asian]

How come Im typing useless ****? And when are you gonna respond? YOU ARE NOT ALMIGHTY NOW!!! YOU ARE BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! Im going to God now at least he has a book

[ZeDFuNk]

When will I ever get a million dollars?

If you have no yet, im afraid you never will. Unless by some form of miracle .

[ZeDFuNk]

wouldn't this thread make more sense if the OP was smarter?


doubt not my words, ye unfaithful cur! My omniscience far exceeds that of your puny mortal brain.

[Crazy Asian]

ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!

[BKgen®]

doubt not my words, ye unfaithful cur! My omniscience far exceeds that of your puny mortal brain.

dictionary and thesaurus.com can't help you now son.

[Crazy Asian]

Why is a Korean car bright yellow?

[ZeDFuNk]

How come Im typing useless ****? And when are you gonna respond? YOU ARE NOT ALMIGHTY NOW!!! YOU ARE BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! Im going to God now at least he has a book

I have not responded to your questions because they are all of personal distraught that can be answered by simply opening the mind to itself.

[ZeDFuNk]

dictionary and thesaurus.com can't help you now son.

Thou shalt not blaspheme. Do not doubt my omnipotence.

[BKgen®]

Why is a Korean car bright yellow?

because it imitates a korean hooker:

yellow, cheap, and quick.

[ZeDFuNk]

Why is a Korean car bright yellow?

This is the color of idiot. Thus the owners appeal.

[ZeDFuNk]

because it imitates a korean hooker:

yellow, cheap, and quick.

Begone, imposter! For only I can answer life's questions. You could not be more wrong.

[BKgen®]

This is the color of idiot. Thus the owners appeal.

go fuck a goat.

[BKgen®]

Begone, imposter! For only I can answer life's questions. You could not be more wrong.

i know.


*sigh*


at least it's not a Suzuki or daewoo lolol

[Crazy Asian]

I do not understand anything in this content. I think my brain is shrinking or Im losing my mind. In either case, Ill be in a girl's hamper if needed.

[BKgen®]

LOL daewoo.


i think you need a daewoo kris.

[Killer]

Why does 1439/2000 have to make fun of me when hes the white kid with dreadlocks :(

back up.... this guy has dreads???


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZeDFuNk]

I do not understand anything in this content. I think my brain is shrinking or Im losing my mind. In either case, Ill be in a girl's hamper if needed.

Do not fear mere mortal. For it is hard to understand my infinite knowledge.

[Crazy Asian]

here's one. Why were lesbians created? I know man's pleasure but there's sometthing else.

[Leisa]

If you have no yet, im afraid you never will. Unless by some form of miracle .

what a crappy answer ! :tongue1:

[ZeDFuNk]

here's one. Why were lesbians created? I know man's pleasure but there's sometthing else.

population control. Plus no one wants to **** an ugly chick, other than another ugly chick.

[Mr_Mischif]

Then why are there gay guys? Plus you can't say they're ugly b/c many are not.

[Frög]

What turkeys called in the country of Turkey?

[Nomad!]

Why are midgets so magically delicious?

[ZeDFuNk]

What turkeys called in the country of Turkey?

Turkeys. Citizens of Turkey are called Turks.

[ZeDFuNk]

Then why are there gay guys? Plus you can't say they're ugly b/c many are not.

lack of better option. No man is born gay. OR because you attract them.


Why are midgets so magically delicious?

All the nutrients and meat packed into one small package makes for a nice harty and "magically delicious" meal.

[Nomad!]

All the nutrients and meat packed into one small package makes for a nice harty and "magically delicious" meal.
Ahhhh...your wisdom defy words my friend. Your wisdom defies words. Now, go forth & spread the good news! :D

[ZeDFuNk]

Ahhhh...your wisdom defy words my friend. Your wisdom defies words. Now, go forth & spread the good news! :D

as i am aware. go forth ye faithful servant and spread the word of the almighty zedfunk.

[Nomad!]

as i am aware. go forth ye faithful servant and spread the word of the almighty zedfunk.
Sweet delicious midgets! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MIDGETS :)

[Mach1DrmGrl]

what purpose do midgets serve exactly, anyway???

[ZeDFuNk]

what purpose do midgets serve exactly, anyway???

High entertainment value; and as previously stated, a "magically delicious nutritious" meal.

[ZeDFuNk]

what a crappy answer ! :tongue1:

alright, define "get"

[Mach1DrmGrl]

High entertainment value; and as previously stated, a "magically delicious nutritious" meal.

Sorry, but only Lucky Charms come to mind.

[ZeDFuNk]

Sorry, but only Lucky Charms come to mind.

sounds like a personal problem to me.

[Mach1DrmGrl]

do you like marshmallows?

[ZeDFuNk]

do you like marshmallows?

Very much so, they are tasty and couple well with chocolate and graham crackers for a tasty and delicious camp fire treat.

[Mach1DrmGrl]

lol...that sounds like an official hershey commercial


Eever though about going into show business???

[ZeDFuNk]

lol...that sounds like an official hershey commercial


Eever though about going into show business???

You can see me 3 nights a week at Swingin Richard's downtown. That's showbiz.

[Mach1DrmGrl]

What is Swingin' Richards???

[Frög]

Turkeys. Citizens of Turkey are called Turks.

wrong.. they call it hindi.. you suck.. im not listening to you, you don't know sh!t

[ZeDFuNk]

wrong.. they call it hindi.. you suck.. im not listening to you, you don't know sh!t

Or you're wrong, next time ask: how do you say turkey in turkish. that's the answer you just gave. You asked what turkeys are called in the country of turkey. ;) Do not doubt my omnipotence.

[amberghini]

Tsk. Someone didn't answer my question.

[ZeDFuNk]

Tsk. Someone didn't answer my question.

i must have missed it. Please ask again and you shall receive an answer. Or simply direct me to your post.

[Frög]

Or you're wrong, next time ask: how do you say turkey in turkish. that's the answer you just gave. You asked what turkeys are called in the country of turkey. ;) Do not doubt my omnipotence.

um your an idiot.. they are called hindi.. not turkeys.. you were wrong, accept your ignorance..

next question:

what store sells metal wire hangers?

[ZeDFuNk]

um your an idiot.. they are called hindi.. not turkeys.. you were wrong, accept your ignorance..

next question:

what store sells metal wire hangers?

I answered the question you asked, not the question you wanted answered.


as for your new question:

http://www.besthangers.com/hangers/159/metal_hangers/?source=gg&keyword=metal+hangers&gclid=CIfrkPyTgZECFQwZHgodkT1g_A

[amberghini]

i must have missed it. Please ask again and you shall receive an answer. Or simply direct me to your post.

If everyone who knew anything about the theory of information typed a random sentence would the entropy of the written piece raise or lower the prior entropy state of the universe?

:goodjob:

[Nomad!]

High entertainment value; and as previously stated, a "magically delicious nutritious" meal.
CHURCH!!! :lmfao:

[Frög]

I answered the question you asked, not the question you wanted answered.


as for your new question:

http://www.besthangers.com/hangers/159/metal_hangers/?source=gg&keyword=metal+hangers&gclid=CIfrkPyTgZECFQwZHgodkT1g_A


i didnt ask what the citizens of turkey are called.. wrong again..

next question:

What does a atheist(sp) scream at the moment of orgasm or during sex?

[Mach1DrmGrl]

If the average adult head weighs 8lbs, and the average adult brain is only the size of the fist, how much does the brain weigh, and what's the weight of the remaining air???

[Frög]

If the average adult head weighs 8lbs, and the average adult brain is only the size of the fist, how much does the brain weigh, and what's the weight of the remaining air???

don't bring up question about weight cutie!

[AnthonyF]

don't bring up question about weight cutie!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mach1DrmGrl]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

STFU Anthony!!! One bad pic that someone ELSE posted doesn't make me NOT cute!!!

[AnthonyF]

STFU Anthony!!! One bad pic that someone ELSE posted doesn't make me NOT cute!!!

so you saying my name makes you think you know me?

did i say u werent cute....ever? no. Until i say/type it....STFU

[Nomad!]

What is the best way to dispose of a dead body that doesn't involve a pig farm?

[Mach1DrmGrl]

so you saying my name makes you think you know me?

did i say u werent cute....ever? no. Until i say/type it....STFU

Did I say I knew you just because I know your name? no....but i liked typing it. lol

Roarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! Calm down, tiger...I was just playing

[Mach1DrmGrl]

What is the best way to dispose of a dead body that doesn't involve a pig farm?

you could always chop it into little pieces, then throw it down the garbage disposal

[AnthonyF]

Did I say I knew you just because I know your name? no....but i liked typing it. lol

Roarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! Calm down, tiger...I was just playing

you tell me "STFU" i typed the same thing and I am told to "calm down"? Piss off

[Mach1DrmGrl]

you tell me "STFU" i typed the same thing and I am told to "calm down" piss off

:( :( :( :(

[AnthonyF]

What is the best way to dispose of a dead body that doesn't involve a pig farm?

call some Italians.... :ninja:

[Nomad!]

call some Italians.... :ninja:
I gotta put you on speed dial :D

[Frög]

STFU Anthony!!! One bad pic that someone ELSE posted doesn't make me NOT cute!!!

i think you cute....but in all seriousness i would fuk u. i think u'd like it. id bend u over my porsche....

[Nomad!]

you could always chop it into little pieces, then throw it down the garbage disposal
Sounds messy & time consuming. Time is a luxury I don't have in this situation :ninja:

[SicStang03]

I am a man of my word Frog!. I left the computer for a while because I actually have a little bit of a life. http://www.my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif


His statement is not false, if he so infact copyrighted the word he has soul right to do what he wants when you use his copyright.

I am known as 009.5 and cervix toucher through truthful encounters of my weiner and the female vagina.


AHHAH!!! you loose... If in face the word is ©, than the $50 paypal fee would have to include the 3% fee. The fact the he did not ask for this extra $1.50 makes his payment not valid and he needs not to collect $200 and go straight to jail. You have missed this due to your minuscule brain size and lack of google searching skillzzzzz... You are a phony

[AnthonyF]

AHHAH!!! you loose... If in face the word is ©, than the $50 paypal fee would have to include the 3% fee. The fact the he did not ask for this extra $1.50 makes his payment not valid and he needs not to collect $200 and go straight to jail. You have missed this due to your minuscule brain size and lack of google searching skillzzzzz... You are a phony

no...u LOSE for those FACTS. lol. hey..is it snowin way over there? lol

[Frög]

What does a atheist(sp) scream at the moment of orgasm or during sex?

still not answered...

[Mach1DrmGrl]

i think you cute....but in all seriousness i would fuk u. i think u'd like it. id bend u over my porsche....

in all seriousness, that was the worst pic ever! I didn'tt post that...my bf did thinking it was a good one. WRONG!!!

I look 100X better, and 200X in person

[The Yousef]

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck? if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Mach1DrmGrl]

Sounds messy & time consuming. Time is a luxury I don't have in this situation :ninja:

I know some people in AL that can toss it into quick sand

[Echonova]

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck? if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Repost. Try reading page one...:(

[Frög]

What does a atheist(sp) scream at the moment of orgasm or during sex?

still not answered...

[Frög]

in all seriousness, that was the worst pic ever! I didn'tt post that...my bf did thinking it was a good one. WRONG!!!

I look 100X better, and 200X in person

trymy4.0 edited my post.. i said:

i think your cute..

[Nomad!]

Have you ever felt, you know, not so fresh?

[AnthonyF]

trymy4.0 edited my post.. i said:

i think your cute..dude, wtf? no i didnt! stop accusing me. I havent edited ur post in a long ass time.

[ZeDFuNk]

If everyone who knew anything about the theory of information typed a random sentence would the entropy of the written piece raise or lower the prior entropy state of the universe?

:goodjob:

woops forgot about this therad.. :p

If random words were typed then the entropy would be increased, because there would be no order.



What does a atheist scream at the moment of orgasm or during sex?
Every person screams differently.



What is the best way to dispose of a dead body that doesn't involve a pig farm?
Bury them in wet concrete at a construction site.


Any more questions?

[Nomad!]

Do you know of any construction sites in the Tucker area?

[Humphrizzle]

why does my doggy have the ****s?

[ZeDFuNk]

why does my doggy have the ****s?

Your dog ate something that doesn't agree with it's digestive system.


Do you know of any construction sites in the Tucker area?

Look for the orange cones.

[AnthonyF]

Why art thou moving? :'(

[BKgen®]

some people just don't know how to let a dumb thread die :no:

[AnthonyF]

some people just don't know how to let a dumb thread die :no:'eh, I was searching for a poster and this thread came up so, i figured, what the hell.


at least im not bumping 2 year old threads like some other dìckheads

[turborodarry]

why?