View Full Version : So the wife threw away my krispy kreme donuts monday night..
Sammich
01-15-2008, 07:54 AM
so what did i do?? i banged her a$$ and she tapped out
discuss
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 07:57 AM
reverse the equation, and it will be true.
Sammich
01-15-2008, 07:58 AM
doubt very seriously my negrodamus comrade...da fux up
mocha latte cupcake
01-15-2008, 07:59 AM
lol tap it until she learns her lesson lol :lmfao: she'll never want an ass poundin like that ever again, and when she learns to walk again i bet she'll never so much as look @ your donuts again lol
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:03 AM
lol tap it until she learns her lesson lol :lmfao: she'll never want an ass poundin like that ever again, and when she learns to walk again i bet she'll never so much as look @ your donuts again lolhe is lying, she was ****ing him in the ass. Like when I was finger ****ing one, of his donuts I stole.
mocha latte cupcake
01-15-2008, 08:04 AM
WOW! :eek: the plot thickens and i think i should leave this thread....
Stormhammer
01-15-2008, 08:04 AM
that still reminds me of the time where I decided to feel like what a warm krispy kreme would feel like around my ****... then I put it back and my friends gf ate it without knowing :lmao: later on when it got knob gobbled the chick was comment on how it tasted like the icing on a doughnut - ah I miss those times
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:05 AM
he is lying, she was ****ing him in the ass. Like when I was finger ****ing one, of his donuts I stole.
i lol'd a bit...then thought...supreme bullsh*t...gtfo nagger
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:06 AM
that still reminds me of the time where I decided to feel like what a warm krispy kreme would feel like around my ****... then I put it back and my friends gf ate it without knowing :lmao: later on when it got knob gobbled the chick was comment on how it tasted like the icing on a doughnut - ah I miss those times
+13:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:07 AM
i lol'd a bit...then thought...supreme bullsh*t...gtfo naggerfawk you, Carl Winslow.
Stormhammer
01-15-2008, 08:08 AM
+13:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
seriously - do it, get knob gobbled and just WATCH their face as they're like it tastes like a doughnut goes through their mind. Then go yes, I ****ed a doughnut earlier, I was getting in some practice seat time.
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:08 AM
fawk you, Carl Winslow.
i maybe carl..but i'm bankin alot
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:09 AM
seriously - do it, get knob gobbled and just WATCH their face as they're like it tastes like a doughnut goes through their mind. Then go yes, I ****ed a doughnut earlier, I was getting in some practice seat time.
lawlergaggers:lmfao: :lmfao:
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:10 AM
i maybe carl..but i'm bankin alotCarl is gay you know that right?
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:10 AM
but i got money LOLOLOLOL
Blitanicle99
01-15-2008, 08:15 AM
Aye where the hell was your ass saturday? Werent you coming to Savannah for the dyno thing?
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:17 AM
lolz...they say money talks...well i got paid and my money said stay your a$$ home...the wife and i were coming...but i couldnt afford it...had too many things to pay..i did say in the thread i couldnt make it again
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:17 AM
but i got money LOLOLOLOLyou had money in the late 80s/early 90s. Yo azz broke now bish.
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:19 AM
but i got small movies...and my 'wife' loves me LOLOLOL
AnthonyF
01-15-2008, 08:20 AM
how about this, stop typing discuss u penis. lolol
but good job on making her tap out.
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:20 AM
how about this, stop typing discuss u penis. lolol
but good job on making her tap out.
u mean like this??
discuss?
lol:D
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:21 AM
but i got small movies...and my 'wife' loves me LOLOLOLyeah small in the early 90s, and you mean your husband loves you.
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:23 AM
yeah small in the early 90s, and you mean your husband loves you.
whats ur point...i sent ur kids thru skool...edward:lmao:
AnthonyF
01-15-2008, 08:27 AM
i think Brian is jealous :ninja:
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:29 AM
i think Brian is jealous :ninja:Scared of that, grill you be cooking sauage on. You might try to cook a nagga.
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:30 AM
whats ur point...i sent ur kids thru skool...edward:lmao: :police:
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:31 AM
i think Brian is jealous :ninja:
indeed
Leisa
01-15-2008, 08:32 AM
dunkin donuts ftw!
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:32 AM
dunkin donuts ftw!
thats white people donuts...gtfo leisa:tongue1:
Echonova
01-15-2008, 08:42 AM
thats white people donuts...gtfo leisa:tongue1:Their is more truth in that statement than anything else you've ever posted.
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:43 AM
indeedindeed you are el homo libre.
BKgen®
01-15-2008, 08:44 AM
http://terry.kovax.org/archives/chewie.jpg
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:45 AM
Their is more truth in that statement than anything else you've ever posted.
i know...i just figured leisa didn't know..so i told that white bamma:lmfao:
indeed you are el homo libre.
wtf lol
http://terry.kovax.org/archives/chewie.jpg
wtf lol
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:49 AM
dunkin donuts ftw!I have a surpise in the middle of your donut. My bad it poked you in the eye, before you could bite the donut.
Leisa
01-15-2008, 08:50 AM
I have a surpise in the middle of your donut. My bad it poked you in the eye, before you could bite the donut.
awwww gee thanks... ;)
Echonova
01-15-2008, 08:52 AM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/wtf-1.jpg
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 08:54 AM
awwww gee thanks... ;)Always glad to lend a helping hand.
AnthonyF
01-15-2008, 08:54 AM
dunkin donuts ftw!HMM I WANT SOME....
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:55 AM
white people and their off taste
Sammich
01-15-2008, 08:55 AM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/wtf-1.jpg
I have a surpise in the middle of your donut. My bad it poked you in the eye, before you could bite the donut.
lol x2:lmfao: :lmfao:
AnthonyF
01-15-2008, 09:04 AM
white people and their off taste lemon filled, jelly filled, glaze....best ones. YUMMMMMMmm
Sammich
01-15-2008, 09:04 AM
lemon filled, jelly filled, glaze....best ones. YUMMMMMMmm
krispy kreme is where its at
BKgen®
01-15-2008, 09:05 AM
oh snap the red light's on!
Echonova
01-15-2008, 09:05 AM
MOTHER F*CKING BOSTON CREME DONUTS FTMFWOAT
Sammich
01-15-2008, 09:06 AM
oh snap the red light's on!
*leaves work*:bannana:
MOTHER F*CKING BOSTON CREME DONUTS FTMFWOAT
:wtf:
BABY J
01-15-2008, 09:08 AM
GLAZED > *
Echonova
01-15-2008, 09:08 AM
of all time.
Sammich
01-15-2008, 09:10 AM
all the time glazed is good...glazed is good all the time...especially when they are 'hot right now'
Leisa
01-15-2008, 09:48 AM
HMM I WANT SOME....
me to... go get them for us...lol
Leisa
01-15-2008, 09:51 AM
white people and their off taste
there is no off taste here... :???:
Sammich
01-15-2008, 09:54 AM
there is no off taste here... :???:
:tongue1:
me to... go get them for us...lol
nasty arse white pee pole...leisa...when we gona hit up IHOPonu?
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 09:59 AM
I glazed Lesia donut, with my jizz
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:01 AM
I glazed Lesia donut, with my jizz
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: i'd rep u if i could
Leisa
01-15-2008, 10:05 AM
I glazed Lesia donut, with my jizz
you sicko..... :D
Leisa
01-15-2008, 10:06 AM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: i'd rep u if i could
I know you would...
Chocolate powdered creme filled ftw!
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:06 AM
I know you would...
Chocolate powdered creme filled ftw!
leisa love the black man..just dnt let brett know...he'll assemble the KKK
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 10:08 AM
leisa love the black man..just dnt let brett know...he'll assemble the KKKDamn and I was falling for Leisa. I dont wanna die.
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:11 AM
Damn and I was falling for Leisa. I dont wanna die.
me either..but her thing keeps callin me...so i just assemble the black panther group for protection...sorta like ron isley and crew and r.kelly and crew...tryna keep it on the down low ya know...
'theres something goin on upstairs, yea...cuz i know that noone else is here...dum dum dummmmm'
Leisa
01-15-2008, 10:13 AM
Damn and I was falling for Leisa. I dont wanna die.
you wont die.. I promise!
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:14 AM
lies
Leisa
01-15-2008, 10:14 AM
me either..but her thing keeps callin me...so i just assemble the black panther group for protection...sorta like ron isley and crew and r.kelly and crew...tryna keep it on the down low ya know...
'theres something goin on upstairs, yea...cuz i know that noone else is here...dum dum dummmmm'
my thing????? :???:
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 10:15 AM
you wont die.. I promise!Comfort, just what I needed.I will be over later sweetheart.
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 10:16 AM
my thing????? :???:x2. I was wondering whats going on up there, because there aint suppose to be no one here.
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:19 AM
yea leisa..ur thing...dont act like....oh yea i remember now...i told u to act oblivious when i'm talking about ur 'pink' as 'thing'
Leisa
01-15-2008, 10:20 AM
ohhhh Lord... you werent supposed to say anything... damn!
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 10:21 AM
ohhhh Lord... you werent supposed to say anything... damn!he cant keep secrets.
Rican219
01-15-2008, 10:21 AM
??
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:22 AM
he cant keep secrets.
i'm black..wat u expect
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:22 AM
LMFAOIRLONLEISASTOASTEDHOTBUNZ
http://e.photos.cx/Donkey_beach_voyeur-dea.gif
Leisa
01-15-2008, 10:24 AM
damn, now what am I supposed to do...???
hello Jose!
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:26 AM
damn, now what am I supposed to do...???
hello Jose!
just bang me and keep your mouth shut...until i insert
Maniac1
01-15-2008, 10:26 AM
ayo pbs, zip it up and zip it out!
Leisa
01-15-2008, 10:27 AM
just bang me and keep your mouth shut...until i insert
hmmm,, you couldnt handle me...
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 10:28 AM
hmmm,, you couldnt handle me...but I can :yes:
Rican219
01-15-2008, 10:29 AM
damn, now what am I supposed to do...???
hello Jose!
HERROW!!
Rican219
01-15-2008, 10:31 AM
hmmm,, you couldnt handle me...
:goodjob: :goodjob: :D :D :D :goodjob: :goodjob:
http://i9.tinypic.com/6oysn85.gif
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:36 AM
ayo pbs, zip it up and zip it out!
this has been inserted for the gayess comment of 08:goodjob:
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:37 AM
hmmm,, you couldnt handle me...
guaranteed ull tap out before me
Maniac1
01-15-2008, 10:37 AM
this has been inserted for the gayess comment of 08:goodjob:Dave chapelle FTW!
Leisa
01-15-2008, 10:47 AM
but I can :yes:
you think so?
Leisa
01-15-2008, 10:48 AM
guaranteed ull tap out before me
I think not...
Sammich
01-15-2008, 10:57 AM
I think not...
dont test me leisa left eye lopez
Leisa
01-15-2008, 10:59 AM
dont test me leisa left eye lopez
I dont burn down houses .. thank you very much
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:00 AM
sometimes u burn...0o0o0o0o0o...wheres bert at?
Leisa
01-15-2008, 11:02 AM
sometimes u burn...0o0o0o0o0o...wheres bert at?
Hmmm.. I dunno where my Brett is, cant beleive he hasnt dipped in here yet...
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:03 AM
Hmmm.. I dunno where my Brett is, cant beleive he hasnt dipped in here yet...
maybe he's got some 'side work to do'
Leisa
01-15-2008, 11:04 AM
maybe he's got some 'side work to do'
I wouldnt be surprised.. he has some "women" that work with him...lol
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:06 AM
I wouldnt be surprised.. he has some "women" that work with him...lol
bert = 2008's bill clinton:lmfao:
Leisa
01-15-2008, 11:11 AM
bert = 2008's bill clinton:lmfao:
oh yeah, he is a stud!
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:12 AM
oh yeah, he is a stud!
...trying to mate...
Leisa
01-15-2008, 11:14 AM
...trying to mate...
that could be questionable..lol
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:15 AM
what did he leave the viagra home?
Shawna
01-15-2008, 11:21 AM
I did no such thing!
Leisa
01-15-2008, 11:21 AM
what did he leave the viagra home?
yeah,, he stopped taking that
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:27 AM
I did no such thing!
shawna..my lover...ever since u left me i had to find another woman...i hope u dont mind..:D
yeah,, he stopped taking that
seems like to me he's good to go..all he needs is the underdesk loving
Shawna
01-15-2008, 11:31 AM
It's ok I know Im number 1
Shawna
01-15-2008, 11:32 AM
in reality I ate the rest of them I was hiding the evidence
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:33 AM
It's ok I know Im number 1
can we make up?:idb: :idb:
in reality I ate the rest of them I was hiding the evidence
:2up: :2up: go back and buy me some more...when the red light comes on
Echonova
01-15-2008, 11:37 AM
We all know PBS was not talking about Shawna. Their is no way she would tap-out from teh buttsecks.:goodjob:
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:38 AM
We all know PBS was not talking about Shawna. Their is no way she would tap-out from teh buttsecks.:goodjob:
she has butt...:ninja:
Shawna
01-15-2008, 11:39 AM
We all know PBS was not talking about Shawna. Their is no way she would tap-out from teh buttsecks.:goodjob:
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH jeez Kevin
We can make up but I expect you to go out and buuy some more doughnuts
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:40 AM
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH jeez Kevin
We can make up but I expect you to go out and buuy some more doughnuts
yea kev-0...make urself useful...and they better be hot when shawna and i finish our do
Echonova
01-15-2008, 11:42 AM
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH jeez Kevin
We can make up but I expect you to go out and buuy some more doughnutsWhoo Hoooo!!!
Shawna
01-15-2008, 11:46 AM
I was talking to you hubby
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 11:51 AM
I was talking to you hubbyhe dont like you, he has a real wife now
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:52 AM
I was talking to you hubby
love u
he dont like you, he has a real wife now
wtf...dont u have some civil rights activities to attend to?
Shawna
01-15-2008, 11:54 AM
he dont like you, he has a real wife now
hey dont be jealous
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 11:54 AM
love u
wtf...dont u have some civil rights activities to attend to?Look malcom s, I am trying to save your life.
Echonova
01-15-2008, 11:55 AM
I was talking to you hubbyhttp://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc260/MutDau/alone.jpg
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 11:55 AM
hey dont be jealousof what you aint my type
Sammich
01-15-2008, 11:57 AM
hey dont be jealous
yea dont be jealous
Look malcom s, I am trying to save your life.
look b*tch i dont need protection...
*pap pap*
awww sh*t
of what you aint my type
dont be downing my wife like that...
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 11:59 AM
yea dont be jealous
look b*tch i dont need protection...
*pap pap*
awww sh*t
dont be downing my wife like that...she has dowm syndrome and fake sugartits.
Shawna
01-15-2008, 12:01 PM
thanx hubby
Sammich
01-15-2008, 12:08 PM
she has dowm syndrome and fake sugartits.
yea her 'down' syndrome is the best...and i love sugar...:boobies:
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 12:11 PM
I hope so, because everytime she types she slobs on the keyboard.
Sammich
01-15-2008, 12:13 PM
I hope so, because everytime she types she slobs on the keyboard.
lock jaw homie:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 12:19 PM
lock jaw homie:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Leisa
01-15-2008, 12:52 PM
lock jaw homie:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
I am back, did you miss me...
Sammich
01-15-2008, 12:52 PM
naw shawna kept me occupied..then she left :(..so yea i guess i did
Leisa
01-15-2008, 12:54 PM
naw shawna kept me occupied..then she left :(..so yea i guess i did
Shawna needs to make her own thread... lol..
Sammich
01-15-2008, 12:56 PM
i mean...i can have mistresses in this thread too lol
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 01:08 PM
i mean...i can have mistresses in this thread too lolyou are not a good ****.
Sammich
01-15-2008, 01:09 PM
edit ur post so i can know what u said...f*cktard
1000cckiller
01-15-2008, 01:14 PM
slutz
Sammich
01-15-2008, 01:16 PM
lol...why am i not a good sl*t?
Leisa
01-15-2008, 01:17 PM
awwwwww! :(
mocha latte cupcake
01-15-2008, 01:18 PM
i'm a slu T i'm so ashamed :cry:
Sammich
01-15-2008, 01:25 PM
awwwwww! :(
WHATS WRONG LEFT EYE?
mocha latte cupcake
01-15-2008, 01:28 PM
bwhahahahaha left eye bwhahaha that was lisa not leisa... sigh goin ghetto don't mean you can spells
Sammich
01-15-2008, 01:30 PM
bwhahahahaha left eye bwhahaha that was lisa not leisa... sigh goin ghetto don't mean you can spells
LMAO fyp:lmfao:
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