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    Default So the wife threw away my krispy kreme donuts monday night..

    so what did i do?? i banged her a$$ and she tapped out

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    reverse the equation, and it will be true.
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    doubt very seriously my negrodamus comrade...da fux up



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    lol tap it until she learns her lesson lol she'll never want an ass poundin like that ever again, and when she learns to walk again i bet she'll never so much as look @ your donuts again lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    lol tap it until she learns her lesson lol she'll never want an ass poundin like that ever again, and when she learns to walk again i bet she'll never so much as look @ your donuts again lol
    he is lying, she was ****ing him in the ass. Like when I was finger ****ing one, of his donuts I stole.
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    WOW! the plot thickens and i think i should leave this thread....
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    that still reminds me of the time where I decided to feel like what a warm krispy kreme would feel like around my ****... then I put it back and my friends gf ate it without knowing later on when it got knob gobbled the chick was comment on how it tasted like the icing on a doughnut - ah I miss those times


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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    he is lying, she was ****ing him in the ass. Like when I was finger ****ing one, of his donuts I stole.
    i lol'd a bit...then thought...supreme bullsh*t...gtfo nagger



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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    that still reminds me of the time where I decided to feel like what a warm krispy kreme would feel like around my ****... then I put it back and my friends gf ate it without knowing later on when it got knob gobbled the chick was comment on how it tasted like the icing on a doughnut - ah I miss those times
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    i lol'd a bit...then thought...supreme bullsh*t...gtfo nagger
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
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    seriously - do it, get knob gobbled and just WATCH their face as they're like it tastes like a doughnut goes through their mind. Then go yes, I ****ed a doughnut earlier, I was getting in some practice seat time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    fawk you, Carl Winslow.
    i maybe carl..but i'm bankin alot



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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    seriously - do it, get knob gobbled and just WATCH their face as they're like it tastes like a doughnut goes through their mind. Then go yes, I ****ed a doughnut earlier, I was getting in some practice seat time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    i maybe carl..but i'm bankin alot
    Carl is gay you know that right?
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    but i got money LOLOLOLOL



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    Aye where the hell was your ass saturday? Werent you coming to Savannah for the dyno thing?
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    lolz...they say money talks...well i got paid and my money said stay your a$$ home...the wife and i were coming...but i couldnt afford it...had too many things to pay..i did say in the thread i couldnt make it again



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    but i got money LOLOLOLOL
    you had money in the late 80s/early 90s. Yo azz broke now bish.
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    but i got small movies...and my 'wife' loves me LOLOLOL



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    how about this, stop typing discuss u penis. lolol



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    Quote Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
    how about this, stop typing discuss u penis. lolol



    but good job on making her tap out.
    u mean like this??

    discuss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    but i got small movies...and my 'wife' loves me LOLOLOL
    yeah small in the early 90s, and you mean your husband loves you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    yeah small in the early 90s, and you mean your husband loves you.
    whats ur point...i sent ur kids thru skool...edward



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    i think Brian is jealous
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
    i think Brian is jealous
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    whats ur point...i sent ur kids thru skool...edward
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
    i think Brian is jealous
    indeed



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    dunkin donuts ftw!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    dunkin donuts ftw!
    thats white people donuts...gtfo leisa



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    thats white people donuts...gtfo leisa
    Their is more truth in that statement than anything else you've ever posted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    indeed
    indeed you are el homo libre.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Their is more truth in that statement than anything else you've ever posted.
    i know...i just figured leisa didn't know..so i told that white bamma

    indeed you are el homo libre.
    wtf lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    dunkin donuts ftw!
    I have a surpise in the middle of your donut. My bad it poked you in the eye, before you could bite the donut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    I have a surpise in the middle of your donut. My bad it poked you in the eye, before you could bite the donut.



    awwww gee thanks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    awwww gee thanks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    dunkin donuts ftw!
    HMM I WANT SOME....
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    white people and their off taste



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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I have a surpise in the middle of your donut. My bad it poked you in the eye, before you could bite the donut.
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