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quickdodgeŽ
12-11-2007, 06:35 AM
How does a turtle with no legs cross the Freeway?

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(HINT)---Take the letter F out of the word (free), and the letter F out of the word (way).

Later, QD.

3.5altman
12-11-2007, 06:37 AM
:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

Leadfoot_mf
12-11-2007, 06:45 AM
lol at the answer.

xlilvi3tx
12-11-2007, 07:02 AM
umm u got me stumped qd... lol *sits and waits for answer*

Reaper
12-11-2007, 07:43 AM
"theres no f in way"

thats the answer lol

Echonova
12-11-2007, 07:50 AM
Give the turtle mad VtAK Y0!
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p19/robbie41290/hondaturle.jpg

quickdodgeŽ
12-11-2007, 07:50 AM
"theres no f in way"

thats the answer lol

So much for stumping the rest of the members. Later, QD.

xlilvi3tx
12-11-2007, 07:52 AM
Give the turtle mad VtAK Y0!
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p19/robbie41290/hondaturle.jpg

:lmfao: at the ic!!!! repped

Reaper
12-11-2007, 07:52 AM
So much for stumping the rest of the members. Later, QD.

its not like its hard....

xlilvi3tx
12-11-2007, 07:54 AM
"theres no f in way"

thats the answer lol

thats seriously the answer? wow.... haha

quickdodgeŽ
12-11-2007, 08:01 AM
its not like its hard....

Like an esteemed member of IA just told me, it would've been fun weeding out the dummies. Lolol.

Lilviet. Damn, I just added a green square to your stash. Later, QD.

xlilvi3tx
12-11-2007, 08:13 AM
Like an esteemed member of IA just told me, it would've been fun weeding out the dummies. Lolol.

Lilviet. Damn, I just added a green square to your stash. Later, QD.

haha thank you mr. qd, greatly appreciated sir. got anymore riddles?

Sammich
12-11-2007, 08:15 AM
the first time i saw this i was like...wtf..then i realized what the answer was, then i asked myself...wtf...then i lol'd...at myself :ninja:

1000cckiller
12-11-2007, 08:21 AM
the first time i saw this i was like...wtf..then i realized what the answer was, then i asked myself...wtf...then i lol'd...at myself :ninja:you :gay:

Magnus213
12-11-2007, 08:27 AM
Where did this joke come from, out of curiosity?

Sammich
12-11-2007, 08:27 AM
ayo ...fack j00

Sammich
12-11-2007, 08:28 AM
Where did this joke come from, out of curiousity?

freeway jokes...

1000cckiller
12-11-2007, 08:29 AM
Where did this joke come from, out of curiosity?from a pot of gold.

quickdodgeŽ
12-11-2007, 08:31 AM
Where did this joke come from, out of curiosity?

Hmmmm. Lolol. I have to ask why before I can proceed. Later, QD.

Magnus213
12-11-2007, 08:32 AM
Explains why it's so awesome.

My friend told this joke about 6 months ago and claimed he came up with it. He either told it tons of people and it came back around, or I need to smack him.

1000cckiller
12-11-2007, 08:33 AM
Explains why it's so awesome.

My friend told this joke about 6 months ago and claimed he came up with it. He either told it tons of people and it came back around, or I need to smack him.That would be funny.

Sammich
12-11-2007, 08:34 AM
Explains why it's so awesome.

My friend told this joke about 6 months ago and claimed he came up with it. He either told it tons of people and it came back around, or I need to smack him.

set up a video camera and do eet:goodjob:

quickdodgeŽ
12-11-2007, 08:34 AM
Explains why it's so awesome.

My friend told this joke about 6 months ago and claimed he came up with it. He either told it tons of people and it came back around, or I need to smack him.

Lolol. I got it off of a Pontiac web forum from a dude in Albany, NY. Later, QD.

1000cckiller
12-11-2007, 08:36 AM
Lolol. I got it off of a Pontiac web forum from a dude in Albany, NY. Later, QD.Mike you find more, stuff than anyone else.

savincent
12-11-2007, 08:41 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodgeŽ again.

Maniac1
12-11-2007, 08:45 AM
This joke belongs in the legendary, "Book of failure."

quickdodgeŽ
12-11-2007, 08:47 AM
This joke belongs in the legendary, "Book of failure."

Awesome sheet, man. Then there would be a Chapter 2 in that book. Following Chapter 1.....Alex-The Maniac, The Myth, The Dumbass

Later, QD.

Maniac1
12-11-2007, 08:53 AM
Awesome sheet, man. Then there would be a Chapter 2 in that book. Following Chapter 1.....Alex-The Maniac, The Myth, The Dumbass

Later, QD.I think you're thinking about the "Book to legends." The Book of failure has storys and jokes which contain wortless events of people with a weird sense of humor. People that laugh at their own jokes, but thats it. They're the only ones laughing. I checked it out when I hit up the library yesterday. Read a small chapter called "10k reps, my ultimate goal in life." Pretty lame stuff.

quickdodgeŽ
12-11-2007, 09:04 AM
The Book of failure has storys and jokes which contain wortless events of people

Yeah, that WAS you I read about in Chapter 1. Your birth is a worthless event.


"10k reps"

I reached this plateau this morning, lolol. Later, QD.

Maniac1
12-11-2007, 09:17 AM
I reached this plateau this morning, lolol. Later, QD.Really? Well, you had a dream. You set your mind to it, and made it come true, give yourself a round of applause, Mike.

Sammich
12-11-2007, 09:27 AM
i helped him too...of course..i don't have near the power in reps as he does lol

fucksohc
12-11-2007, 10:54 AM
Give the turtle mad VtAK Y0!
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p19/robbie41290/hondaturle.jpg

rofl reps if i can!!

nicez32
12-11-2007, 01:57 PM
Give the turtle mad VtAK Y0!
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p19/robbie41290/hondaturle.jpg

and thats the truth about ALL non-sporty hondas. i.e. a honda civic

RandomGuy
12-11-2007, 04:17 PM
with his arms?