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    Default Legless turtle...

    How does a turtle with no legs cross the Freeway?

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    ....



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    (HINT)---Take the letter F out of the word (free), and the letter F out of the word (way).

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    Tuned by Lil Ray Ray's


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    lol at the answer.
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    umm u got me stumped qd... lol *sits and waits for answer*

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    "theres no f in way"

    thats the answer lol

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    Give the turtle mad VtAK Y0!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Give the turtle mad VtAK Y0!
    at the ic!!!! repped

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Give the turtle mad VtAK Y0!
    rofl reps if i can!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Give the turtle mad VtAK Y0!
    and thats the truth about ALL non-sporty hondas. i.e. a honda civic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reaper
    "theres no f in way"

    thats the answer lol
    So much for stumping the rest of the members. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    So much for stumping the rest of the members. Later, QD.
    its not like its hard....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reaper
    its not like its hard....
    Like an esteemed member of IA just told me, it would've been fun weeding out the dummies. Lolol.

    Lilviet. Damn, I just added a green square to your stash. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Like an esteemed member of IA just told me, it would've been fun weeding out the dummies. Lolol.

    Lilviet. Damn, I just added a green square to your stash. Later, QD.
    haha thank you mr. qd, greatly appreciated sir. got anymore riddles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reaper
    "theres no f in way"

    thats the answer lol
    thats seriously the answer? wow.... haha

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    the first time i saw this i was like...wtf..then i realized what the answer was, then i asked myself...wtf...then i lol'd...at myself



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    the first time i saw this i was like...wtf..then i realized what the answer was, then i asked myself...wtf...then i lol'd...at myself
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    Where did this joke come from, out of curiosity?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnus213
    Where did this joke come from, out of curiousity?
    freeway jokes...



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnus213
    Where did this joke come from, out of curiosity?
    from a pot of gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnus213
    Where did this joke come from, out of curiosity?
    Hmmmm. Lolol. I have to ask why before I can proceed. Later, QD.
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    ayo ...fack j00



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Explains why it's so awesome.

    My friend told this joke about 6 months ago and claimed he came up with it. He either told it tons of people and it came back around, or I need to smack him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnus213
    Explains why it's so awesome.

    My friend told this joke about 6 months ago and claimed he came up with it. He either told it tons of people and it came back around, or I need to smack him.
    That would be funny.
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodgeŽ again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnus213
    Explains why it's so awesome.

    My friend told this joke about 6 months ago and claimed he came up with it. He either told it tons of people and it came back around, or I need to smack him.
    set up a video camera and do eet



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnus213
    Explains why it's so awesome.

    My friend told this joke about 6 months ago and claimed he came up with it. He either told it tons of people and it came back around, or I need to smack him.
    Lolol. I got it off of a Pontiac web forum from a dude in Albany, NY. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Lolol. I got it off of a Pontiac web forum from a dude in Albany, NY. Later, QD.
    Mike you find more, stuff than anyone else.
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    This joke belongs in the legendary, "Book of failure."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex11
    This joke belongs in the legendary, "Book of failure."
    Awesome sheet, man. Then there would be a Chapter 2 in that book. Following Chapter 1.....Alex-The Maniac, The Myth, The Dumbass

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Awesome sheet, man. Then there would be a Chapter 2 in that book. Following Chapter 1.....Alex-The Maniac, The Myth, The Dumbass

    Later, QD.
    I think you're thinking about the "Book to legends." The Book of failure has storys and jokes which contain wortless events of people with a weird sense of humor. People that laugh at their own jokes, but thats it. They're the only ones laughing. I checked it out when I hit up the library yesterday. Read a small chapter called "10k reps, my ultimate goal in life." Pretty lame stuff.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex11
    The Book of failure has storys and jokes which contain wortless events of people
    Yeah, that WAS you I read about in Chapter 1. Your birth is a worthless event.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex11
    "10k reps"
    I reached this plateau this morning, lolol. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Book of Failure King
    I reached this plateau this morning, lolol. Later, QD.
    Really? Well, you had a dream. You set your mind to it, and made it come true, give yourself a round of applause, Mike.


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    i helped him too...of course..i don't have near the power in reps as he does lol



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    with his arms?

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