quickdodgeŽ
07-26-2005, 03:28 PM
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ISH......................................49
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone
Athletic.....................................No t1ts
Average looking.........................Ugly
Beautiful.......................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile......................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...................On medication
Feminist...................................Fat
Free Spirit................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoy ing
New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned...........................No BJs
Open-minded............................Desperate
Outgoing..........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate..............................Sloppy drunk
Professional............................Bitch
Voluptuous...............................Fat
Large frame............................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul Mate....................Stalker
DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit= I'm gay
Later, QD.
40-ISH......................................49
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone
Athletic.....................................No t1ts
Average looking.........................Ugly
Beautiful.......................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile......................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...................On medication
Feminist...................................Fat
Free Spirit................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoy ing
New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned...........................No BJs
Open-minded............................Desperate
Outgoing..........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate..............................Sloppy drunk
Professional............................Bitch
Voluptuous...............................Fat
Large frame............................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul Mate....................Stalker
DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit= I'm gay
Later, QD.