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  1. 07-26-2005, 03:28 PM #1
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    Default Some terminology fo yo azz...

    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

    40-ISH......................................49

    Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone

    Athletic.....................................No t1ts

    Average looking.........................Ugly

    Beautiful.......................Pathological liar

    Contagious Smile......................Does a lot of pills

    Emotionally Secure...................On medication

    Feminist...................................Fat

    Free Spirit................................Junkie

    Friendship first..........................Former slut

    Fun..........................................Annoy ing

    New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places

    Old-fashioned...........................No BJs

    Open-minded............................Desperate

    Outgoing..........................Loud and Embarrassing

    Passionate..............................Sloppy drunk

    Professional............................Bitch

    Voluptuous...............................Fat

    Large frame............................Hugely Fat

    Wants Soul Mate....................Stalker





    DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. Yes = No

    2. No = Yes

    3. Maybe = No

    4. We need = I want..

    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

    7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

    8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


    DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3. I am tired = I am tired

    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

    5. I love you = Let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

    11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit= I'm gay

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  2. 07-26-2005, 03:30 PM #2
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    the guy ones are so true!
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!

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  3. 07-26-2005, 03:30 PM #3
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    haha
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  4. 07-26-2005, 03:34 PM #4
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    lol

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  6. 07-26-2005, 03:38 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristi
    the guy ones are so true!
    Ohh and the CHicks ones arent? Guess thats why your Soo Beautiful!!!

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    QD, thats the Funnay.

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    I say their both true.

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  9. 07-26-2005, 03:57 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by HEATON
    Ohh and the CHicks ones arent? Guess thats why your Soo Beautiful!!!
    lol, i didn't say they were't true, some of them are. i was just stating that the guy ones were true
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!

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  10. 07-26-2005, 04:11 PM #10
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    Jus teasin, its ok..breathe...woosaaa..lol. kiddin..AGaIN

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  11. 07-26-2005, 04:15 PM #11
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    hahaha i say its all true!! especially the girls!!
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