Who would YOU be?

[Quattro Kid]

if you could be any Super Hero/X-Men/ Comic book character, who would you be? i'm sure this might turn into who's the best

i personally would be wolverine cause he heals real easily, and he has FUCKING KNIVES COME OUT OF HIS HANDS, i'm sorry but that's pretty B.A.


oh and if you think this is :gay: then STFU AND GTFO

[On_Her_Face]

JACK SPARROW and i could pilot the black pearl

[bigdare23]

war machine

[redrumracer]

dont know that many super heros and i dont think batman counts as a super hero

[Quattro Kid]

wait isn't war machine, iron man? oh and did you see the previews for the new IRON MAN MOVIE!!! it looked pretty tight, i never would've thought to have casted robert downey jr. though

[Quattro Kid]

batman does count i'll edit it to comic book characters as well, my b

[bigdare23]

wait isn't war machine, iron man? oh and did you see the previews for the new IRON MAN MOVIE!!! it looked pretty tight, i never would've thought to have casted robert downey jr. though


nope

war machine = black man
iron man = white man


Yeah that movie going to be bad ass!! :goodjob:

[0p7!mu5]

Nate Grey. or Hyperstorm. Nate Grey being the Age of Apocalypse version of cable ( minus the metal shit and way stronger) and hyperstorm being the grandson of mister fantastic and Cyclops. WHy Fucking telepaths that can warp fuckin reality.. and why worry about dying when you just make yourself a kid again I think that was badass.. gotta love marvel..

[osnap]

fuck all yall. spiderman ftw. lol.

[redrumracer]

is there one that doesnt die and is a jack of all trades

[Hundo®]

if you pick anything besides superman you're a tardcard.


invicible to everything other than kryptonite... you can fuckin fly.. super strength.. super speed... superman ftmfw.

[Clegger]

I'd wanna be kryptonite man

[crxsiguy]

I wanna be Professor X...

Edit: I was Soo gonna say kryptonite man! +4

[Hundo®]

Professor X.. so you wanna be stuck in a wheelchair with no dick useage for the rest of you rlife and be able to read minds.. and move shit with your mind.. i mean dont get me wrong, the whole readminds/move things freeze time is bad ass..b ut you're a handicap.. so no matter what... you're never gettin laid.. what good are you powers if you can't use them for something!?

[On_Her_Face]

jack sparrow > than all

[Crazy Asian]

and no shit for the dumb brainers out there but superman is the only who can see through things. Duh.

[crxsiguy]

Professor X.. so you wanna be stuck in a wheelchair with no dick useage for the rest of you rlife and be able to read minds.. and move shit with your mind.. i mean dont get me wrong, the whole readminds/move things freeze time is bad ass..b ut you're a handicap.. so no matter what... you're never gettin laid.. what good are you powers if you can't use them for something!?
He still has a mouth.... but i guess that still doesnt help much does it?

[On_Her_Face]

nope

[SE-Rious1]

hulk or beastman

[Clegger]

PWNS SUPERMAN

http://www.gavinshearer.com/photos/weblog/2005_08_09_mightymouse.jpg
FLIGHT - Mighty Mouse can fly, usually trailing a mysterious orange energy, which is capable of solidifying for use as a moving platform to carry other characters. He’s swift and agile during flight, able to stop suddenly, to change directions quickly, and to perform complex aerobatic maneuvers with ease.

SUPER STRENGTH AND INVULNERABILITY - Approximately the size of a normal rodent, Mighty Mouse’s formidable super strength and invulnerability belie his tiny figure. The limits of these powers are unknown, but he’s sufficiently strong to effortlessly throw human-sized enemies about 50 meters and tough enough to withstand being engulfed in the blast of a building full of military-grade bombs and ammunition when it explodes.

MAGNOKINESIS - Mighty Mouse can hurl bolts of white lightning from his hands that allow him to mentally control ferrous metal objects.

ATTACK DEFLECTION/REFLECTION - At will, Mighty Mouse can create an invisible deflection field that surrounds his hands, allowing him to deflect attacks or reflect them back at his opponents. To use this power, Mighty Mouse must deliberately hold up both outstretched hands and touch the attack he wishes to influence in this manner. For example, he could alter the path of a stream of water shooting from a fire hose by holding up both hands to block the water. He could then direct the stream of water in an alternate direction or cause it to “home in” on the face of the person holding the fire hose.

X-RAY VISION - As stated above, Mighty Mouse has been seen to use a type of x-ray vision to see through oblique objects

HYPNOSIS - Mighty Mouse has the ability to stare his opponents and even inanimate objects into his command

TIME MANIPULATION - Mighty Mouse has been known to travel through time.

[Nismo]

Brian Earl Spillner. Then my Eclipse would have 8 forward gears, It would be awesome!

[SE-Rious1]

^Dude i almost had you lol
you almost had me ?
you never had me!
you never had your car!!

[On_Her_Face]

not a superhero.. hmm

[Deke]

Superman, definitely.

Although, if Star Wars falls into any of those categories, anyone that rocked the Force would be pretty damn awesome.

[crxsiguy]

It would also Be pretty cool to be like rouge or whatever cause then you could just take peoples powers and be like the most awesome around

[C_R_X]

Gambit

[RandomGuy]

It would also Be pretty cool to be like rouge or whatever cause then you could just take peoples powers and be like the most awesome around
lol wtf

a big black guy wants to be a skinny white bitch? hahah wasup dude


why not pick kirby or somethin in that choice


i'd be magneto

that mofo can weld, cut, make shit, out of metal with his mind... fuck that home made bugatti veyron FTW

[Crazy Asian]

^^ Why dont you just steal alll the Bugatti's, FXX, and Starions.

And oh the chickens.

[nreggie454]

Apocalypse.

[0p7!mu5]

is it just me or does nobody remember doomsday severly pwning superman? That caped fruit got his ass handed to him..

[1000cckiller]

Byron Long then I could have a 13" inch penis and fuck bitches all day FTW

[0p7!mu5]

Bluntman....

[BKgen®]

BATMAN > ALL


not only is he the most badass super hero of all, but he's also got the batcave so he can get away from the nagging bitches.

[Nomad!]

wait isn't war machine, iron man?
War Machine is James Rhodes. He wore the Iron Man armor while Tony Stark was fighting his drinking problem and Stark eventually gave the War Machine armor to him.

Yeah, I'm a comic book dork :D

[Nomad!]

T'Challa, king of Wakanda aka The Black Panther
He rich, he kicks ass, he has cool gadgets, and most importantly, his wife is Storm :goodjob:

[Hundo®]

PWNS SUPERMAN

http://www.gavinshearer.com/photos/weblog/2005_08_09_mightymouse.jpg
FLIGHT - Mighty Mouse can fly, usually trailing a mysterious orange energy, which is capable of solidifying for use as a moving platform to carry other characters. He’s swift and agile during flight, able to stop suddenly, to change directions quickly, and to perform complex aerobatic maneuvers with ease.

SUPER STRENGTH AND INVULNERABILITY - Approximately the size of a normal rodent, Mighty Mouse’s formidable super strength and invulnerability belie his tiny figure. The limits of these powers are unknown, but he’s sufficiently strong to effortlessly throw human-sized enemies about 50 meters and tough enough to withstand being engulfed in the blast of a building full of military-grade bombs and ammunition when it explodes.

MAGNOKINESIS - Mighty Mouse can hurl bolts of white lightning from his hands that allow him to mentally control ferrous metal objects.

ATTACK DEFLECTION/REFLECTION - At will, Mighty Mouse can create an invisible deflection field that surrounds his hands, allowing him to deflect attacks or reflect them back at his opponents. To use this power, Mighty Mouse must deliberately hold up both outstretched hands and touch the attack he wishes to influence in this manner. For example, he could alter the path of a stream of water shooting from a fire hose by holding up both hands to block the water. He could then direct the stream of water in an alternate direction or cause it to “home in” on the face of the person holding the fire hose.

X-RAY VISION - As stated above, Mighty Mouse has been seen to use a type of x-ray vision to see through oblique objects

HYPNOSIS - Mighty Mouse has the ability to stare his opponents and even inanimate objects into his command

TIME MANIPULATION - Mighty Mouse has been known to travel through time.

what good is all that when you have a mouse dick?

[Sammich]

wolverine x2

[quickdodge®]

cactus_EG and JJ Alfaggo:

http://home.teleport.com/~rasputin/ImageFiles/amb_gay1.jpg

Later, QD.

[Hundo®]

cactus_EG and JJ Alfaggo:

http://home.teleport.com/%7Erasputin/ImageFiles/amb_gay1.jpg

Later, QD.


THE AMIBUOUSLY GAYYY DUUUOOOO.

[Sammich]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/LOLhorse.gif

[BKgen®]

what good is all that when you have a mouse dick?

i doubt that would be much of a lifestyle change for him.

[Hundo®]

i doubt that would be much of a lifestyle change for him.

ah, touche, hence why he chose the character in the first place? :dunno:

[Quattro Kid]

ok, besides that fact that jack sparrow is cool looking, he doesn't have any power's he can just sword fight... oh and super man might have the coolest powers and the best powers but he's gayer than hell... he wear's super tight clothes and acts like a reporter, and he's a pussy and never tried to pick up Lois or however you spell it

wolverine's a badass that knows he's a badass: that the only way to stop him is to decapitate him, healing factor affords him increased physical attributes such as superhuman levels of stamina, as well as superhuman agility and reflexes, also possesses superhumanly acute senses of sight, smell, and hearing



oh and Gambit's tight as well

[Hundo®]

ok, besides that fact that jack sparrow is cool looking, he doesn't have any power's he can just sword fight... oh and super man might have the coolest powers and the best powers but he's gayer than hell... he wear's super tight clothes and acts like a reporter, and he's a pussy and never tried to pick up Lois or however you spell it

wolverine's a badass that knows he's a badass: that the only way to stop him is to decapitate him, healing factor affords him increased physical attributes such as superhuman levels of stamina, as well as superhuman agility and reflexes, also possesses superhumanly acute senses of sight, smell, and hearing



oh and Gambit's tight as well


bitch, this is who would "I" be, i wouldn't be a fuckin pussy like superman.
:yes:

[On_Her_Face]

ya but jack sparrow couldn't die in the first one and he could of chose to live forever... so he's just a hero.. but i'd still be him over anybody else

[1000cckiller]

The mudda fuckin Jugernaut Bitches

[BKgen®]

jack bauer > pirates > ninjas

[On_Her_Face]

:stfu:

[crxsiguy]

lol wtf

a big black guy wants to be a skinny white bitch? hahah wasup dude


why not pick kirby or somethin in that choice


i'd be magneto

that mofo can weld, cut, make shit, out of metal with his mind... fuck that home made bugatti veyron FTW
LMFAO! I didnt say i wanted to BE her just have powers like her!
But I used to work at target with a gil that looked Just like Beast, Hair and all
http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/individuals/b_3d/beast.gif

[PSINXS]

Apocalypse. he cant be killed. only detained from time to time

[VooDooXII]

@ Clegger...you're still a mouse.

Batman's awesome...I like that he's the most "human" of super-heroes.

I'd want to be Gambit though...Gambit's just bad-ass.

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/xmen/gambit.jpg

[On_Her_Face]

jack sparrow > gambit

[RandomGuy]

chuck norris > jack sparrow

[On_Her_Face]

very very doubtful

[Kelly]

I'll go ahead and say Killer would be Spiderman
(but not emo spiderman :no: )

[Maniaç]

Goku, from dragonball Z.

[Dirty Octopus™]

this is such an F'n Repost :doh:

[Hundo®]

Goku, from dragonball Z.

oh you are the fuckin MAN! good call!

[Dirty Octopus™]

Goku, from dragonball Z.dude...
you already look fuckin Soopa Sayajin 2 and shit! :lmfao:

[Nomad!]

The mudda fuckin Jugernaut Bitches
HELL YEAH! I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! :goodjob:

[Tasuki_Civic]

Mystique!!!!
THAS A BAD BITCH!! she fine, sexy, BAD ASS, that dont take no shit, and shape into anything to fuck ya ass up mentally and psychically and fuck clothes!! i get to walk around naked all day long with no problem. :D


plus powers: the strength of my husband SUPERMAN,flying, and heating and cooling ablities, along with that shit you can see through walls and shit! LOL THAT SHIT IS HOT!

http://www.zaldivacomics.com/images/comics/marvel/mystique_04%20(Large).jpghttp://norihisa.seesaa.net/image/mystique.jpg

http://www.supermancinema.co.uk/superman2/general/extended_versions/images/s2ext2.jpg http://www.mp-shoot.com/comics101/images/2003/sep17/superbreath.jpg

[Tasuki_Civic]

bitch, this is who would "I" be, i wouldn't be a fuckin pussy like superman.
:yes:


WHAT?

get it right homie. no one is better than

http://www.cineybso.com/fotos%20noticias/fallece%20christopher%20reeve/superman.jpg

[Tasuki_Civic]

T'Challa, king of Wakanda aka The Black Panther
He rich, he kicks ass, he has cool gadgets, and most importantly, his wife is Storm :goodjob:


hotness!!!

Yea, my second choice would have been Storm. I love her! although in the recent movies they made her suck real bad. shes the one of the ultimate bad ass for women

[Dirty Octopus™]

Hey Baby D!
im glad you could make it!
it was great seeing you! :D

[Tasuki_Civic]

Hey Baby D!
im glad you could make it!
it was great seeing you! :D


yea it was fun to see you guys again! i love'd it. i have to see when the next time i can come out and chill with you guys. lol you guys had me goin with the freestylin. lol i will never forget that :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Nomad!]

although in the recent movies they made her suck real bad.
So true! I wish they would have made her character in the movies much more like her character in the comic books. She was a freaking punching bag in the movies.

[Tasuki_Civic]

So true! I wish they would have made her character in the movies much more like her character in the comic books. She was a freaking punching bag in the movies.


HELL YEA! that shit pissed me off. i almost didnt want to see the movie anymore cause she looked like a str8 punk.

its all good though cause the real comic lovers knows what tha deal is :yes:

[VooDooXII]

Jack Sparrow's cool and all...but damn Billy, you gatta get off the Depp dick.

[On_Her_Face]

Jack Sparrow's cool and all...but damn Billy, you gatta get off the Depp dick.
its so hard though :lmao:

that can go two ways

[Dirty Octopus™]

yea it was fun to see you guys again! i love'd it. i have to see when the next time i can come out and chill with you guys. lol you guys had me goin with the freestylin. lol i will never forget that :lmfao: :lmfao:

napackatae paqatae nakatae Cleveland! :lmfao:

[Tasuki_Civic]

napackatae paqatae nakatae Cleveland! :lmfao:

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

that shit right there had me trippin. ya'll was all into it too.

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol im still laughing...!

[OneSlow5pt0]

The Crow

[4dmin]

blade, all the advantages of a vampire + day walker

http://www.blademovies.com/images/pictures/comics/large/3.jpg

[VooDooXII]

its so hard though :lmao:

that can go two ways

So can you, apparently. :lmfao:

Oh yea...I like throwing knives.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Vprofile.jpg

[Killer]

there is no way i could choose...

wolverine... or spiderman... both incredible....

[VooDooXII]

there is no way i could choose...

wolverine... or spiderman... both incredible....

I think you should go with Wolverine (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119033) :goodjob:

[OneSlow5pt0]

So can you, apparently. :lmfao:

Oh yea...I like throwing knives.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Vprofile.jpg


Eric > V

[4dmin]

there is no way i could choose...

wolverine... or spiderman... both incredible....

:gay: ... \/ only choice!!!

http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine56.jpg

[GaGen2Teg]

i want to be a transformer haha

[Killer]

I think you should go with Wolverine (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119033) :goodjob:

yeah, BUT

for most of my life i have been obsessed with spidey...

[Ran]

if you pick anything besides superman you're a tardcard.


invicible to everything other than kryptonite... you can fuckin fly.. super strength.. super speed... superman ftmfw.Silver Surfer whooped Superman's @ss a long time ago in super hero competition. He's faster than Superman, stronger that Superman, and the b*tch can essentially create any form of matter at will. Superman is highly overrated.

As for me, Dr.Strange FTMFW!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Strange


By force of will, Dr. Strange can "take" the power of another entity. This does not require the use of a spell. He uses this ability against Captain Universe[citation needed] as well as against Arioch and Shuma-Gorath in Strange Tales Volume 2. This is considered black magic and as such, he rarely employs this. Also, when taking the powers of omnipotent entities, he can absorb their mind and assume their duties and roles in the dimension in which they exist. But, if his will falters, he can lose all sense of self. (He used this in the recent animated movie to defeat Dormammu by draining its power)

Ah, right, he's also virtually ageless and can't die of natural causes. :goodjob:

[OneSlow5pt0]

i hate superman,thiers no edge....he just a puppet of the government

[4dmin]

Silver Surfer whooped Superman's @ss a long time ago in super hero competition. He's faster than Superman, stronger that Superman, and the b*tch can essentially create any form of matter at will. Superman is highly overrated.

As for me, Dr.Strange FTMFW!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Strange



Ah, right, he's also virtually ageless and can't die of natural causes. :goodjob:

i'm surprised no one has said

http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/individuals/a_1d/apocalypse1.gifaPOCALYPSE!!!!

[Ran]

Punisher > All

Proof: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Punisher_Kills_the_Marvel_Universe

[OneSlow5pt0]

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/7/n/B/spawn2.jpg



the most badass comic anti hero


aside from being burnt to a crisp

[man]

If people can say Jack Sparrow then I got mine.


Bond, James Bond...

[4dmin]

If people can say Jack Sparrow then I got mine.


Bond, James Bond...

jack sparrow/james bond... WTF? those are lame; they are human.

[man]

jack sparrow/james bond... WTF? those are lame; they are human.

Psh, Bond is the man though.

[VooDooXII]

Bond gets his Aston though...and loads of tail.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Bond gets his Aston though...and loads of tail.

the crow is a rockstar,so instant tail too:goodjob:

[4dmin]

don't get me wrong i'm a huge bond fan, but if you have superhuman powers you can get all of the tail you want as well as cars

[VooDooXII]

don't get me wrong i'm a huge bond fan, but if you have superhuman powers you can get all of the tail you want as well as cars

True...

I don't know...I'd go with any that I've mentioned, including Bond.

[4dmin]

True...

I don't know...I'd go with any that I've mentioned, including Bond.

dude even mr. fantastic could get some massive amount of chicks or porn deals... for having the longest wang :lmfao:

[Ran]

the crow is a rockstar,so instant tail too:goodjob:He also looks like an emo-fag. :gay:

[4dmin]

He also looks like an emo-fag. :gay:

lol ya and the real life one died in the movie; so much for being bullet proof :lmfao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

He also looks like an emo-fag. :gay:

its called goth.:goodjob:

[VooDooXII]

dude even mr. fantastic could get some massive amount of chicks or porn deals... for having the longest wang :lmfao:

:lmfao: I knew that was coming.

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol ya and the real life one died in the movie; so much for being bullet proof :lmfao:


thats cause they were haters....their lucky his dad wasnt still alive

[Ran]

its called goth.:goodjob:Same thing as both groups are gay and a waste of oxygen. The only difference being that emo kids pretend to hate themselves and goth kids pretend to hate everyone else. "DON'T LABEL ME!" :lmfao: :goodjob:

[OneSlow5pt0]

Same thing as both groups are gay and a waste of oxygen. The only difference being that emo kids pretend to hate themselves and goth kids pretend to hate everyone else. "DON'T LABEL ME!" :lmfao: :goodjob:

lol,u know what u made me think of












































http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v129/duckayknoxville/south_park_goth_sig.bmp

[Kelly]

According to this quiz I am 85% Wonder Woman
I am "a beautiful princess with great strength of character" :bump:

Your turn:
http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/

[Ran]

According to this quiz I am 85% Wonder Woman
I am "a beautiful princess with great strength of character" :bump:

Your turn:
http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/That quiz said I was The Flash. "Fast, athletic, and a flirt." F*ck that quiz. Flash is like a homosexual Robin with superpowers.

[OneSlow5pt0]

That quiz said I was The Flash. "Fast, athletic, and a flirt." F*ck that quiz. Flash is like a homosexual Robin with superpowers.

i was greenlatern so dont feel bad:(

[Ran]

i was greenlatern so dont feel bad:(What's wrong with that? Green Latern is f*cking pimp. :goodjob:

[OneSlow5pt0]

What's wrong with that? Green Latern is f*cking pimp. :goodjob:

since when?

[man]

I got Spider-man

[Ran]

since when?Since always? :dunno:

[VooDooXII]

That quiz said I was The Flash. "Fast, athletic, and a flirt." F*ck that quiz. Flash is like a homosexual Robin with superpowers.

Redundant...:lmfao:

What can Robin do anyway?

That quiz said I was Spiderman.

Green Lantern kicks ass.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Redundant...:lmfao:

What can Robin do anyway?

That quiz said I was Spiderman.

Green Lantern kicks ass.

where the fuck did all these GL fans come from?i thought he was always 2nd rate

[man]

where the fuck did all these GL fans come from?i thought he was always 2nd rate

Green lantern is the shit man

[OneSlow5pt0]

well guess im the only one that isnt on the bandwagon

[Deke]

According to this quiz I am 85% Wonder Woman
I am "a beautiful princess with great strength of character" :bump:

Your turn:
http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/

I got Iron Man.

[Kelly]

I've never even heard of Green Lantern... :thinking:

[S II K]

i wanna be barney. shit man i get to be purple all day and shit.
it honestly cant get any better then a fucking fat purple dinasour
that sounds like hes cracked out.

[Ran]

i wanna be barney. shit man i get to be purple all day and shit.
it honestly cant get any better then a fucking fat purple dinasour
that sounds like hes cracked out.Hide the children.

[4dmin]

I got Iron Man.

me to http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/pics/ironman.jpg

[VooDooXII]

where the fuck did all these GL fans come from?i thought he was always 2nd rate

I had a ton of Green Lantern/Green Archer comics...I don't know where they went though.

[Quattro Kid]

yea but fuck super hero's that have every power possible, that just takes the fun out of it and you're basically a genie (i.e. Genie from Aladin)

that's why i like wolverine and gambit and other dude's like that, they can blend in but they still have powers, but can still get some tail in the process :goodjob:

[Nomad!]

Redundant...:lmfao:

What can Robin do anyway?

It's all about Night Wing! The original & only non-gay Robin :goodjob:

[0p7!mu5]

i'm surprised no one has said

http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/individuals/a_1d/apocalypse1.gifaPOCALYPSE!!!!
I would have but c'mon that still leaves sinister and now chamber with potentially the same powers. Plus Magneto ripped him in half in xmen omega when it ended the age of apocalypse series. Ah it was as bad as when Wolverine finally killed Sabertooth last month.. Decapitation!!! Fuckin xmen owns...

[0p7!mu5]

man fuck that deadpool or wolverine healing factor wolvie's gota be around 200 years old by now..

[Quattro Kid]

yea but he doesn't age like normal human people though, he's been doing chicks for ages and still hasn't paid his alamony or child support

[Nomad!]

Ah it was as bad as when Wolverine finally killed Sabertooth last month.. Decapitation!!! Fuckin xmen owns...
WHAT?!?!?!?!? No freakin' way!!!!!! What book? What issue? I can't believe I missed this!!!


...uh...i mean...You don't say :D