got in a bar fight tonight (uneditted children leave the room)

[mocha latte cupcake]

CLIFFS AT THE BOTTOM

ok so i went out with the family tonight, we had some company in town (more family) from cali and WA. anyways, we were to this place capt woodys (kinda like barnacles/millers) anyways, so were there for a while and we get seated, well they have a 12 person table and a 4 person table, but they aren't together.

there is a couple (late late 30's early 40's) and they have the table between, so my mom politely asks, "would you mind if we switched tables, we're all together and would just like to sit closer, do you mind?" the lady looks up at my mom like she got asked the square root of something and says, "no, you seriously think we're going to move for you?" my mom kinda says, "ok..." and walks away. so anyways my dad is always off in his own world and i guess maybe he caught this ladies eye gaze once or twice, more randomly than anything its a busy bar you kinda let your eyes wander. anyways, she (the lady) whispers something to her man and the guy stands up and turns around looks at my dad and says, "what the fuck is your problem man? you got a reason for staring at my wife?" we all kinda look at this guy and my dad says, "no sir, there is no problem, i haven't stared at your wife at all, i'm just here with my family letting my eyes wander, sorry but i didn't stare at her" the guy turns around and sits back down and mutters, "thats what i thought"

HERES WHERE IT GETS GOOD!!!!! :boxing:

so a few minutes go by, and the guy stands up and gets in my dads face again talking the same shit, my dad stands up and says i don't want any trouble but i'm not doing anything wrong. the dude puts his hand on my dads shoulder, like to pull him into a punch. i jump out of my seat in between them and push the guy back a good 2 feet or so. (my dad is a personal trainer not like i thought it would be a problem for him, it was just instinct) the guy kinda looks at me and i said

ME: "you better think real hard about the next 5 seconds of your life, cause if you come near my dad again i'll lay you the fuck out old man" :cussing: :ninja:
HIM: .......
MOM: JM stop
ME: No mom i got this...kids cover your ears (we had kids with us)
ME: so now i think you owe my dad a god damn apology
HIM: i don't owe him shit, balls up his fist and swings... :boxing:
ME: i dip back out of the way, hit him about 3 inch below his wind pipe, and right above his knee. :slap:
HIM: :cry: on the ground now. looking at me like WTF :wtf:
ME: i told you i'd knock you the fuck down, now i expect an apology or do you want to go for round 2 asshole?
HIM: gettin up (hand slowly reaching for a beer bottle) :drunk:
ME: go ahead i'll even give you time to break it, cause i got a fork on the table and garentee (sp?) you that i'll fuck you up with no less than 50 fork stab marks by the time you get 1 on me. now like i said you owe my dad a god damn apology :tool:
HIM: still on the ground,..... silent
ME: if i have to come down there and bitch choke you i will, but if i have to come down there i'll make sure i put your head through this window, and if it doesn't go through the first time i'll do it again and again til it does... (crowd watching by this time, his buddies are looking at me, but remaining out of it, i've got 6 other guys with me), let me spell if for you S-o.....
HIM: gets up. i'm sorry sir, that was my fault.
ME: thank you no go back to eating your food..
HIM: SITS DOWN

awww it was so fuckin awesome! i wasn't lookin to get into a fight but damn it felt good lol. :cheers:

manager ended up wanting to talk to me i explained everything to him, he was like i'm so sorry that guy is always a trouble maker, do you want us to throw him out? your meal free? i was like no i just want to enjoy the rest of my dinner with my family... end of story!

CLIFFS:
Guy runs his mouth and tries to hit my dad
he swings, i fuck him up
He apolgizes after i told him i'd stab him with a fork
JM - 1 :bigdance:
OLD FUCKER - 0 :smileowne :surrender :boohoo:

[IndianStig]

nice, assholes FTL

[MachNU]

lol sounds likea all together fun night!

[cactusEG]

hell yea man, i think u did the right thing, there was no need for the guy to start shit with ur dad

[MR2DR]

nice one, hehe, fork is mightier than the domestic beer bottle

[thepolecat]

hmmm, i want to buy the movie rights to it

[BobbyFresco]

Good job dude.

[5spdfrk]

Good read! Would read again! +1

[tippatone]

That is awesome, very fucking awesome thats what you get for trying to be tough, just curiosity what is this assholes ethnicity, i am doing a stupid person study and i need raw data, and that was something very stupid, if you ask me i would have spit in his wifes face for getting stink with my mom

[Maniaç]

nice one jm, id do the same if someone was talking like that to my dad. but to me it sounds like you found yourself an easy mofo to fight. im sure he was all talk, and had little experince when it came to throwing them fists. lol. while i was reading your post, it sounded like a fucking movie, kinda fake but kinda real... nice one though...

[tippatone]

Let me know next time you and your family goes out i am pretty handy wit a steak knife LOL
CLIFFS AT THE BOTTOM

ok so i went out with the family tonight, we had some company in town (more family) from cali and WA. anyways, we were to this place capt woodys (kinda like barnacles/millers) anyways, so were there for a while and we get seated, well they have a 12 person table and a 4 person table, but they aren't together.

there is a couple (late late 30's early 40's) and they have the table between, so my mom politely asks, "would you mind if we switched tables, we're all together and would just like to sit closer, do you mind?" the lady looks up at my mom like she got asked the square root of something and says, "no, you seriously think we're going to move for you?" my mom kinda says, "ok..." and walks away. so anyways my dad is always off in his own world and i guess maybe he caught this ladies eye gaze once or twice, more randomly than anything its a busy bar you kinda let your eyes wander. anyways, she (the lady) whispers something to her man and the guy stands up and turns around looks at my dad and says, "what the fuck is your problem man? you got a reason for staring at my wife?" we all kinda look at this guy and my dad says, "no sir, there is no problem, i haven't stared at your wife at all, i'm just here with my family letting my eyes wander, sorry but i didn't stare at her" the guy turns around and sits back down and mutters, "thats what i thought"

HERES WHERE IT GETS GOOD!!!!! :boxing:

so a few minutes go by, and the guy stands up and gets in my dads face again talking the same shit, my dad stands up and says i don't want any trouble but i'm not doing anything wrong. the dude puts his hand on my dads shoulder, like to pull him into a punch. i jump out of my seat in between them and push the guy back a good 2 feet or so. (my dad is a personal trainer not like i thought it would be a problem for him, it was just instinct) the guy kinda looks at me and i said

ME: "you better think real hard about the next 5 seconds of your life, cause if you come near my dad again i'll lay you the fuck out old man" :cussing: :ninja:
HIM: .......
MOM: JM stop
ME: No mom i got this...kids cover your ears (we had kids with us)
ME: so now i think you owe my dad a god damn apology
HIM: i don't owe him shit, balls up his fist and swings... :boxing:
ME: i dip back out of the way, hit him about 3 inch below his wind pipe, and right above his knee. :slap:
HIM: :cry: on the ground now. looking at me like WTF :wtf:
ME: i told you i'd knock you the fuck down, now i expect an apology or do you want to go for round 2 asshole?
HIM: gettin up (hand slowly reaching for a beer bottle) :drunk:
ME: go ahead i'll even give you time to break it, cause i got a fork on the table and garentee (sp?) you that i'll fuck you up with no less than 50 fork stab marks by the time you get 1 on me. now like i said you owe my dad a god damn apology :tool:
HIM: still on the ground,..... silent
ME: if i have to come down there and bitch choke you i will, but if i have to come down there i'll make sure i put your head through this window, and if it doesn't go through the first time i'll do it again and again til it does... (crowd watching by this time, his buddies are looking at me, but remaining out of it, i've got 6 other guys with me), let me spell if for you S-o.....
HIM: gets up. i'm sorry sir, that was my fault.
ME: thank you no go back to eating your food..
HIM: SITS DOWN

awww it was so fuckin awesome! i wasn't lookin to get into a fight but damn it felt good lol. :cheers:

manager ended up wanting to talk to me i explained everything to him, he was like i'm so sorry that guy is always a trouble maker, do you want us to throw him out? your meal free? i was like no i just want to enjoy the rest of my dinner with my family... end of story!

CLIFFS:
Guy runs his mouth and tries to hit my dad
he swings, i fuck him up
He apolgizes after i told him i'd stab him with a fork
JM - 1 :bigdance:
OLD FUCKER - 0 :smileowne :surrender :boohoo:

[ksinao]

well done. respect ftw.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Hells yah! I would have done the same thing..

[s13slider®]

nice read +1

[ultm8mind]

My Dad would have hit the guy before I did, LOL. But good shit, I would have done the same, but would have had to been pulled off of him, cause I don't know when to stop. Oops.

and oh yeah +1 for standing up for family!!

[Repost Squintz]

asian man gives rep!

[RandomGuy]

pics or it didnt happen

[Wurm]

no video = bullshit

[NewGen33]

Very nice man some dude punched a girl at the bar i was at last weekend. Security was everywhere. +1 to you sir

[amberghini]

My kind of family night.

[SL33P3R]

AWESOME

[Ruiner]

Nice, very nice. You handled it very well. :) Not too much, but not too little, either - just right.

[jamaicanDM]

good shit

[Big J]

lol, that was hardly a bar fight, but good for you

[Leadfoot_mf]

dude sorry about that again it was my bad, see my wife just got some fake boobies and every god damn perv keeps eye fucking her so i get a little jealous but yeah no hard feelings next time i see u i will buy u a beer.

[Nittanys1]

lol NICE!!! I read the cliff notes and had to go back and read it all! way to lay down the law!!!

[Jecht]

JM kicks ass! lol

[Tracy]

JM you are my hero.

[santacruz77]

lmao liar no you didnt....... +2 good job should have killed them

[DeutscheBAG!]

JM im proud of ya man.

personally, i would of made him kiss my shoes.

[0p7!mu5]

he got lucky.. In NJ we would have continued this by totally annihilating his car before giving him a new fresh pair of cement shoes. Nice execution btw. I personally woulda stomped him for good measure

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

you should have told the kids "earmuffs"

:lmao:

[Crazy Asian]

Notes: Do not piss JM off but I'm still JDM king against you.

[TheSnail]

Hell yeah +1 if I can. The only time I got into a bar fight was pouring scorching hot coffee on this chicken head then throwing the chicken head over the bar, which was not manly of me but sure was funny as fuck.

[81911SC]

I believe my favorite thing ever is you saying "you better think real hard about the next 5 seconds of your life"

[Repost Squintz]

JM im proud of ya man.

personally, i would of made him kiss my shoes.
lol, fast and the furious.
hey ed kiss my shoes?
*kick in the face*

[P. A.]

standing up for the Fam in this kind of matter, shows lots of respect towards you,
in family reunions, you will be the 1st to be remember. just watch.
Good job. :goodjob:

[xLSTONEx]

stabbing people with forks = pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VooDooXII]

Nice story man...hah, I enjoyed it.

[Mike Lowrey]

Nice JM!



OK, here is what really happened........

Guy: You car is not JDM enough!
JM: WTF? My car is master JDM tyte!
Guy: Swings @ JM
JM: Lays old fucker out.

:D :D

[mocha latte cupcake]

bhahahah! thanks guys! i appreciate all the comments! he totally deserved it! i'm glad i kicked his ass lol thanks again everybody! :D

[ilovemyhonda.]

good job the jerk deserved it.

[speedminded]

If he's a regular than how about a meet so everyone can stare :tongue:

[STI LOVER]

damn I would have done the same thing. maybe even worse. good job man.

[DevilK9]

If you attract this kind of trouble, then I've got to get on your speed dial. It's been too long since I've been in a fight. I miss it.

[Leisa]

CLIFFS AT THE BOTTOM

ok so i went out with the family tonight, we had some company in town (more family) from cali and WA. anyways, we were to this place capt woodys (kinda like barnacles/millers) anyways, so were there for a while and we get seated, well they have a 12 person table and a 4 person table, but they aren't together.

there is a couple (late late 30's early 40's) and they have the table between, so my mom politely asks, "would you mind if we switched tables, we're all together and would just like to sit closer, do you mind?" the lady looks up at my mom like she got asked the square root of something and says, "no, you seriously think we're going to move for you?" my mom kinda says, "ok..." and walks away. so anyways my dad is always off in his own world and i guess maybe he caught this ladies eye gaze once or twice, more randomly than anything its a busy bar you kinda let your eyes wander. anyways, she (the lady) whispers something to her man and the guy stands up and turns around looks at my dad and says, "what the fuck is your problem man? you got a reason for staring at my wife?" we all kinda look at this guy and my dad says, "no sir, there is no problem, i haven't stared at your wife at all, i'm just here with my family letting my eyes wander, sorry but i didn't stare at her" the guy turns around and sits back down and mutters, "thats what i thought"

HERES WHERE IT GETS GOOD!!!!! :boxing:

so a few minutes go by, and the guy stands up and gets in my dads face again talking the same shit, my dad stands up and says i don't want any trouble but i'm not doing anything wrong. the dude puts his hand on my dads shoulder, like to pull him into a punch. i jump out of my seat in between them and push the guy back a good 2 feet or so. (my dad is a personal trainer not like i thought it would be a problem for him, it was just instinct) the guy kinda looks at me and i said

ME: "you better think real hard about the next 5 seconds of your life, cause if you come near my dad again i'll lay you the fuck out old man" :cussing: :ninja:
HIM: .......
MOM: JM stop
ME: No mom i got this...kids cover your ears (we had kids with us)
ME: so now i think you owe my dad a god damn apology
HIM: i don't owe him shit, balls up his fist and swings... :boxing:
ME: i dip back out of the way, hit him about 3 inch below his wind pipe, and right above his knee. :slap:
HIM: :cry: on the ground now. looking at me like WTF :wtf:
ME: i told you i'd knock you the fuck down, now i expect an apology or do you want to go for round 2 asshole?
HIM: gettin up (hand slowly reaching for a beer bottle) :drunk:
ME: go ahead i'll even give you time to break it, cause i got a fork on the table and garentee (sp?) you that i'll fuck you up with no less than 50 fork stab marks by the time you get 1 on me. now like i said you owe my dad a god damn apology :tool:
HIM: still on the ground,..... silent
ME: if i have to come down there and bitch choke you i will, but if i have to come down there i'll make sure i put your head through this window, and if it doesn't go through the first time i'll do it again and again til it does... (crowd watching by this time, his buddies are looking at me, but remaining out of it, i've got 6 other guys with me), let me spell if for you S-o.....
HIM: gets up. i'm sorry sir, that was my fault.
ME: thank you no go back to eating your food..
HIM: SITS DOWN

awww it was so fuckin awesome! i wasn't lookin to get into a fight but damn it felt good lol. :cheers:

manager ended up wanting to talk to me i explained everything to him, he was like i'm so sorry that guy is always a trouble maker, do you want us to throw him out? your meal free? i was like no i just want to enjoy the rest of my dinner with my family... end of story!

CLIFFS:
Guy runs his mouth and tries to hit my dad
he swings, i fuck him up
He apolgizes after i told him i'd stab him with a fork
JM - 1 :bigdance:
OLD FUCKER - 0 :smileowne :surrender :boohoo:



wooo hoooo You are the man JM... hell yeah... you are the shit! :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

[4dmin]

i can't believe noone got this on video atleast w/ a cell... shit could of been on I-CAUGHT

[william_jeff]

cool i guess

[RISKYB]

JM...my hero.... hahaha good job pal

[On_Her_Face]

i think i would of paid to see this... btw good story telling skillz yo!

[sirkus]

Good story.. +1
I would have gone back for seconds with his wife though.. :D

[devinwebb907]

good story, and props for sticking up for your family

[Bballjamal]

Sounded like an altercation! Bar/Club fights are crazy and scary for most.......

[Hundo®]

haha, people crack me up.. my rule.. just assume everyone can fight.. and never fuck with anyone for any reason.. only defend yourself. Some people just don't know what they're getting into when they run their mouth..

[VooDooXII]

good story, and props for sticking up for your family

:werd:

[Kevykev]

I like the 5 sec. line, did you get that from MOVIE?


The guy's wife needs an ass beating too.

["B"]

CLIFFS AT THE BOTTOM

ok so i went out with the family tonight, we had some company in town (more family) from cali and WA. anyways, we were to this place capt woodys (kinda like barnacles/millers) anyways, so were there for a while and we get seated, well they have a 12 person table and a 4 person table, but they aren't together.

there is a couple (late late 30's early 40's) and they have the table between, so my mom politely asks, "would you mind if we switched tables, we're all together and would just like to sit closer, do you mind?" the lady looks up at my mom like she got asked the square root of something and says, "no, you seriously think we're going to move for you?" my mom kinda says, "ok..." and walks away. so anyways my dad is always off in his own world and i guess maybe he caught this ladies eye gaze once or twice, more randomly than anything its a busy bar you kinda let your eyes wander. anyways, she (the lady) whispers something to her man and the guy stands up and turns around looks at my dad and says, "what the fuck is your problem man? you got a reason for staring at my wife?" we all kinda look at this guy and my dad says, "no sir, there is no problem, i haven't stared at your wife at all, i'm just here with my family letting my eyes wander, sorry but i didn't stare at her" the guy turns around and sits back down and mutters, "thats what i thought"

HERES WHERE IT GETS GOOD!!!!! :boxing:

so a few minutes go by, and the guy stands up and gets in my dads face again talking the same shit, my dad stands up and says i don't want any trouble but i'm not doing anything wrong. the dude puts his hand on my dads shoulder, like to pull him into a punch. i jump out of my seat in between them and push the guy back a good 2 feet or so. (my dad is a personal trainer not like i thought it would be a problem for him, it was just instinct) the guy kinda looks at me and i said

ME: "you better think real hard about the next 5 seconds of your life, cause if you come near my dad again i'll lay you the fuck out old man" :cussing: :ninja:
HIM: .......
MOM: JM stop
ME: No mom i got this...kids cover your ears (we had kids with us)
ME: so now i think you owe my dad a god damn apology
HIM: i don't owe him shit, balls up his fist and swings... :boxing:
ME: i dip back out of the way, hit him about 3 inch below his wind pipe, and right above his knee. :slap:
HIM: :cry: on the ground now. looking at me like WTF :wtf:
ME: i told you i'd knock you the fuck down, now i expect an apology or do you want to go for round 2 asshole?
HIM: gettin up (hand slowly reaching for a beer bottle) :drunk:
ME: go ahead i'll even give you time to break it, cause i got a fork on the table and garentee (sp?) you that i'll fuck you up with no less than 50 fork stab marks by the time you get 1 on me. now like i said you owe my dad a god damn apology :tool:
HIM: still on the ground,..... silent
ME: if i have to come down there and bitch choke you i will, but if i have to come down there i'll make sure i put your head through this window, and if it doesn't go through the first time i'll do it again and again til it does... (crowd watching by this time, his buddies are looking at me, but remaining out of it, i've got 6 other guys with me), let me spell if for you S-o.....
HIM: gets up. i'm sorry sir, that was my fault.
ME: thank you no go back to eating your food..
HIM: SITS DOWN

awww it was so fuckin awesome! i wasn't lookin to get into a fight but damn it felt good lol. :cheers:

manager ended up wanting to talk to me i explained everything to him, he was like i'm so sorry that guy is always a trouble maker, do you want us to throw him out? your meal free? i was like no i just want to enjoy the rest of my dinner with my family... end of story!

CLIFFS:
Guy runs his mouth and tries to hit my dad
he swings, i fuck him up
He apolgizes after i told him i'd stab him with a fork
JM - 1 :bigdance:
OLD FUCKER - 0 :smileowne :surrender :boohoo:


Repped for notes.

[revsk8erdude]

nicley done!

["B"]

Wait, my grandfather got his ass beat at the bar. Dood, he's 80 years old, I can't believe you bit him!!!

[collins]

lol jm you forgot the part about your mother commenting on your language!!!!

[VooDooXII]

lol jm you forgot the part about your mother commenting on your language!!!!

:lmfao: I'd like to hear that...