got in a bar fight tonight (uneditted children leave the room)
CLIFFS AT THE BOTTOM
ok so i went out with the family tonight, we had some company in town (more family) from cali and WA. anyways, we were to this place capt woodys (kinda like barnacles/millers) anyways, so were there for a while and we get seated, well they have a 12 person table and a 4 person table, but they aren't together.
there is a couple (late late 30's early 40's) and they have the table between, so my mom politely asks, "would you mind if we switched tables, we're all together and would just like to sit closer, do you mind?" the lady looks up at my mom like she got asked the square root of something and says, "no, you seriously think we're going to move for you?" my mom kinda says, "ok..." and walks away. so anyways my dad is always off in his own world and i guess maybe he caught this ladies eye gaze once or twice, more randomly than anything its a busy bar you kinda let your eyes wander. anyways, she (the lady) whispers something to her man and the guy stands up and turns around looks at my dad and says, "what the fuck is your problem man? you got a reason for staring at my wife?" we all kinda look at this guy and my dad says, "no sir, there is no problem, i haven't stared at your wife at all, i'm just here with my family letting my eyes wander, sorry but i didn't stare at her" the guy turns around and sits back down and mutters, "thats what i thought"
HERES WHERE IT GETS GOOD!!!!!
so a few minutes go by, and the guy stands up and gets in my dads face again talking the same shit, my dad stands up and says i don't want any trouble but i'm not doing anything wrong. the dude puts his hand on my dads shoulder, like to pull him into a punch. i jump out of my seat in between them and push the guy back a good 2 feet or so. (my dad is a personal trainer not like i thought it would be a problem for him, it was just instinct) the guy kinda looks at me and i said
ME: "you better think real hard about the next 5 seconds of your life, cause if you come near my dad again i'll lay you the fuck out old man"
HIM: .......
MOM: JM stop
ME: No mom i got this...kids cover your ears (we had kids with us)
ME: so now i think you owe my dad a god damn apology
HIM: i don't owe him shit, balls up his fist and swings...
ME: i dip back out of the way, hit him about 3 inch below his wind pipe, and right above his knee.
HIM:on the ground now. looking at me like WTF
ME: i told you i'd knock you the fuck down, now i expect an apology or do you want to go for round 2 asshole?
HIM: gettin up (hand slowly reaching for a beer bottle)
ME: go ahead i'll even give you time to break it, cause i got a fork on the table and garentee (sp?) you that i'll fuck you up with no less than 50 fork stab marks by the time you get 1 on me. now like i said you owe my dad a god damn apology
HIM: still on the ground,..... silent
ME: if i have to come down there and bitch choke you i will, but if i have to come down there i'll make sure i put your head through this window, and if it doesn't go through the first time i'll do it again and again til it does... (crowd watching by this time, his buddies are looking at me, but remaining out of it, i've got 6 other guys with me), let me spell if for you S-o.....
HIM: gets up. i'm sorry sir, that was my fault.
ME: thank you no go back to eating your food..
HIM: SITS DOWN
awww it was so fuckin awesome! i wasn't lookin to get into a fight but damn it felt good lol.
manager ended up wanting to talk to me i explained everything to him, he was like i'm so sorry that guy is always a trouble maker, do you want us to throw him out? your meal free? i was like no i just want to enjoy the rest of my dinner with my family... end of story!
CLIFFS:
Guy runs his mouth and tries to hit my dad
he swings, i fuck him up
He apolgizes after i told him i'd stab him with a fork
JM - 1
OLD FUCKER - 0
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