What do you ponder about?

[.:Zero:.]

If shampoo comes in different colors, why is the lather always white?

Do monkeys have finger nails?

Do bald people wash their head with shampoo, or soap?

If a person comes up to you and says they are a compulsive liar, were they lying?

What do they call a French kiss in France?

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Post your own stupid question for my great mind to ponder, and don't be gay about it, or I'll give you AIDs.

[Reverie]

uh

why do people say PIN number when it actually means Personal Identification Number Number?

[Spectic Tank]

uh

why do people say PIN number when it actually means Personal Identification Number Number?

ATM Machine...Automated Teller Machine Machine

[Kelly]

Is it possible that we all see colors differently? We'll never know because we can't explain them. I may see red the way you see white....

[Reverie]

ATM Machine...Automated Teller Machine Machine

hahaa

[Ed]

why does kelly suck at mario party 8?

[.:Zero:.]

this on is old, but why do drive through ATMs have braille on them?

[Reverie]

Do birds pee?

i mean i KNOW they shit but do they pee?

[ShooterMcGavin]

why is the bathroom such a great place for reading?

[Kelly]

Do birds pee?

i mean i KNOW they shit but do they pee?

Well I would think/hope so.

You just thought that was a rain drop ;)

lol

[Reverie]

Will anyone have an answer to all of our pondering thoughts?

[Kelly]

why does kelly suck at mario party 8?

Lol. YEAH RIGHT ;)

Peach- FTW

[ShooterMcGavin]

why do mitsubishis suck and always break down?

[redrumracer]

How do we know that this isnt someones dream and none of this is real?

[ShooterMcGavin]

Do monkeys have finger nails?
yes

[Ed]

waluigi is the best

[Ed]

why do mitsubishis suck and always break down?

i was waiting for that... :lmfao:

[VooDooXII]

Well I would think/hope so.

You just thought that was a rain drop ;)

lol

LIRL! Gross...haha.

Do I sound the same when I speak to people? I mean...is the voice that I'm hearing when I speak sound the same as what other people hear? I sound way different in videos or recordings.

[Kamikaze]

What is weak sauce?

[Ed]

LIRL! Gross...haha.

Do I sound the same when I speak to people? I mean...is the voice that I'm hearing when I speak sound the same as what other people hear? I sound way different in videos or recordings.

i know, my voice sounds so weird on a recording, it makes me wonder if thats how i really sound.

[Kyle]

uh

why do people say PIN number when it actually means Personal Identification Number Number?
Why do people say VIN number when it means vehicle identificiation number number?

[Kelly]

LIRL! Gross...haha.

Do I sound the same when I speak to people? I mean...is the voice that I'm hearing when I speak sound the same as what other people hear? I sound way different in videos or recordings.

Did you just say "gross"??? :gay:

Anyways, yeah i've wondered that one too

[ShooterMcGavin]

What is weak sauce?
you are :yes: :goodjob:

[ShooterMcGavin]

i know, my voice sounds so weird on a recording, it makes me wonder if thats how i really sound.
wonder no more, u sound like a fag :gay: :lmfao:

[Ed]

wonder no more, u sound like a fag :gay: :lmfao:

you're such a sweetheart...

faggot. fuck you

[VooDooXII]

Hmm...do all turn signals have a different rate of...blinkage?

Even on two of the same cars, they don't blink at the same rate.

Also...what happened on 3/9/2005 at 06:25 PM?

[Benefit]

can two midgets give each other high fives?

[Kamikaze]

you are :yes: :goodjob:

Thank you for the clarification. :D

[ShooterMcGavin]

Also...what happened on 3/9/2005 at 06:25 PM?
nothing since there is no such thing as 06:25 PM...it's either 06:25 am or 18:25 pm :goodjob:

[Ed]

can two midgets give each other high fives?

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: +1

[ShooterMcGavin]

Thank you for the clarification. :D
anytime :goodjob: i'm glad you agree

[Kamikaze]

anytime :goodjob: i'm glad you agree

LOL I hate you, with love.

[Kelly]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[gijoe0720]

what would happen if an unbreakable and unstoppable object hit an unbreakable and unmovable object?

What if everything is just a dream and we are in a coma right now and this is everything that has happened in the past

[VooDooXII]

nothing since there is no such thing as 06:25 PM...it's either 06:25 am or 18:25 pm :goodjob:

Okay, now you're just splitting hairs...and if that's the case, with the 06:25 or 18:25...you don't need AM or PM!

Haha anyway, on that date at that time...why were nearly 3,500 people signed onto IA?

[.:Zero:.]

Haha anyway, on that date at that time...why were nearly 3,500 people signed onto IA?
Presedent kennedy was shot... again.

[Ed]

Presedent kennedy was shot... again.

no that was the day chuck norris counted to infinity

[gijoe0720]

no that was the day chuck norris counted to infinity


for the second time

[ShooterMcGavin]

LOL I hate you, with love.
is that anything like killing someone w/kindness? i never did get that...

[Spectic Tank]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a Woodchuck could chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood

[ShooterMcGavin]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
it's actually how much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck....:goodjob:

and the answer is:

a wood chuck would chuck as much wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood :yes:

[.:Zero:.]

so I take it the world didn't explode that time?

[.:Zero:.]

it's actually how much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck....:goodjob:
If it's chuck norris... all of it.

[gijoe0720]

is that anything like killing someone w/kindness? i never did get that...

You can't have manslaughter without laughter

[ShooterMcGavin]

what would happen if an unbreakable and unstoppable object hit an unbreakable and unmovable object?
ok john madden...:rolleyes: :D

[.:Zero:.]

lol

[Kamikaze]

is that anything like killing someone w/kindness? i never did get that...

That's a good question. Can you really kill someone by just being nice?

[Spectic Tank]

it's actually how much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck....:goodjob:

and the answer is:

a wood chuck would chuck as much wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood :yes:

Repost!

[ShooterMcGavin]

Repost!
not the first part :tongue1:

[CHADbee]

why doesnt super glue stick the the inside of the bottle?

[Psycho]

that stuff is delicious

[Maniaç]

thomas, why do you suck at life?

[Psycho]

Because life sucks back

[Maniaç]

Because life sucks back+4 :goodjob:

[SatansRectum]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Maniac again.

I gotta spread my AIDs around sum more

[Hektik]

heres an old one..
why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways

[Tasuki_Civic]

in all honesty...........


Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[Double_0_Rusty]

If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?

[Double_0_Rusty]

Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?

If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?

If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?

[Kamikaze]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[B18c-rex]

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers ...

[Tasuki_Civic]

what does the tilly mean? like a tilly machine aka ATM. ive been saying it for years.

why do people say they have to pee when its urine? what does pee signify? why isnt it another letter like tee or i have to "u"

what is that sensitive area in the bunghole that will make a guy cum? what purpose does that area serve?

why is female ejaculation sweet? ( read that on the internet) atleast the info Brett posted.

why does america use words with the same sound and sylabols but a totally different meaning
EX: cum/come write/right rain/rein

Why do I need I.D. to get I.D.? If I had it I wouldn't need it.

How you got high expectations but got no patience?


why they say "never say never" when they know that ain't right? Cause to "never say never" you done said never "twice"


Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

I am really guilty of this but....
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



Why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?


If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?


Do sore thumbs really stick out?



Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

[Psycho]

I thought the ATM was a lottery box, no wonder why I've been getting bills from the bank even though I've been winning.

[Psycho]

what does the tilly mean? like a tilly machine aka ATM. ive been saying it for years.

why do people say they have to pee when its urine? what does pee signify? why isnt it another letter like tee or i have to "u"

what is that sensitive area in the bunghole that will make a guy cum? what purpose does that area serve?

why is female ejaculation sweet? ( read that on the internet) atleast the info Brett posted.

why does america use words with the same sound and sylabols but a totally different meaning
EX: cum/come write/right rain/rein

Why do I need I.D. to get I.D.? If I had it I wouldn't need it.

How you got high expectations but got no patience?


why they say "never say never" when they know that ain't right? Cause to "never say never" you done said never "twice"


Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

I am really guilty of this but....
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



Why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?


If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?


Do sore thumbs really stick out?



Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
Why are you not making me a sandwich, woman?

[Double_0_Rusty]

I thought the ATM was a lottery box, no wonder why I've been getting bills from the bank even though I've been winning.

holy hell you too?:thinking: :lmfao: Check your reps:goodjob:

[Humphrizzle]

what would happen if an unbreakable and unstoppable object hit an unbreakable and unmovable object?

What if everything is just a dream and we are in a coma right now and this is everything that has happened in the past

1. the world would end

2. do you dream about being on the internet? if so, your life sucks.

[Humphrizzle]

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers ...

vegetarians eat penises... because they're all gay

[Reverie]

do siamese twins pay for movie tickets seperately?

[Humphrizzle]

this on is old, but why do drive through ATMs have braille on them?

for questions like these.

[Psycho]

do siamese twins pay for movie tickets seperately?
lol

[Tasuki_Civic]

Why are you not making me a sandwich, woman?
HERE...
eat that!
http://cicado.com/bug-sandwich.JPG

[Psycho]

Eww, that's fucking disgusting... Lettuce is so gross.

[Tasuki_Civic]

haha its all 4 u hun i wiped my ass with it so you have that special tang to it.

[Ed]

Eww, that's fucking disgusting... Lettuce is so gross.

but the cockroaches or whatever that disgusting thing is, isnt nasty right? :lmfao:

[VooDooXII]

I wonder how it is to drive any AMG V-12 vehicle. I want to know how it is to have the same accelerating force from 70 - 140 as that from 0 - 60.

[BluesClues]

I wonder if I will get married and to who. I also wonder how will I die

[Double_0_Rusty]

got a few more....

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

What happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on?

[cactusEG]

if u had big lips could i wisper in ur own ear?

can u ever have to much money?

if u eat pop rock and drink a soda will u blow up?

was dave chappelle on crack when he stop making chappelle show?

will a hoe learn were her place is?

if u sneeze and fart at the same time will ur eyes come out

[01laser]

How long i have to sit in this river before i catch my limit...or how many beerzz do i have to drink before i catch my limit sittin in this river

[Double_0_Rusty]

if u had big lips could i wisper in ur own ear?

can u ever have to much money?

if u eat pop rock and drink a soda will u blow up?

was dave chappelle on crack when he stop making chappelle show?

will a hoe learn were her place is?

if u sneeze and fart at the same time will ur eyes come out

I did that once...and my eyes popped out....it was gross, but I took two shop vacs and place one on each ear and my eyes came back to rest in my eye sockets....true story:lmfao: :lmfao:

[cactusEG]

oh shit no lie lol

[VooDooXII]

I wonder if I will get married and to who.

x2...oddly enough.

I've drank soda with pop-rocks...I'm fine.

[cactusEG]

x2...oddly enough.

I've drank soda with pop-rocks...I'm fine.

X3 i wonder who i might get married to

[Psycho]

I also wonder how will I die
A stroke in 2 years.

[VooDooXII]

I only say oddly enough because I'm just 19 and bad with women.

Oh, Jose...hah, route your washer fluid hose to the back of your car and fill that tank up with oil. Get some James Bond/Spy Hunter shit goin! Oil Slicks! :goodjob:

[Bballjamal]

got a few more....

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

What happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on?


I laughed at these

[cactusEG]

I only say oddly enough because I'm just 19 and bad with women.

Oh, Jose...hah, route your washer fluid hose to the back of your car and fill that tank up with oil. Get some James Bond/Spy Hunter shit goin! Oil Slicks! :goodjob:

lol yea that would be a good idea :goodjob:

[Tasuki_Civic]

X3 i wonder who i might get married to

x4 ive thought about that myself but never pondered on the idea.

[.:Zero:.]

x4 ive thought about that myself but never pondered on the idea.
Gary Coleman

[cactusEG]

Gary Coleman
or flava flav