RACISM

[Hulud]

lets hear some racist jokes in here


anyone got some good white ones?

[gottraction?]

lol gonna get shut down real fast

[BKgen®]

There is an apartment building with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartments, which family survived?

The white family. they were all at work.


i forsee thread failure.

[BKgen®]

What do a black woman and a hockey player have in common?

They both change their pads after 3 periods

[2.0civic]

why do jews breathe alot??


air is free

[OneSlow5pt0]

There is an apartment building with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartments, which family survived?

The white family. they were all at work.


i forsee thread failure.

:lmfao:

[81911SC]

non racise black joke


y is asprin white



b.c it works

[Hulud]

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

[2.0civic]

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

youre wrong! what about a loaf of bread?

[BKgen®]

What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?

a canoe tips.

[2.0civic]

and hulud, tell your mom to quit lying...well its 15 inches but whos counting??











just fucking with you man...youre one of the few here who can take a joke :)

[Hulud]

what do u call a bunch of white bitches who are buelimic and all have a yeast infection?


'crackers with cheese'

[Hulud]

and hulud, tell your mom to quit lying...well its 15 inches but whos counting??


LOL touche

[BKgen®]

what do u call a bunch of white bitches who are buelimic and all have a yeast infection?


'crackers with cheese'

:upchuck:

[OneSlow5pt0]

touche*

that word is getting common around these parts

[VooDooXII]

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

[2.0civic]

what do u call a bunch of white bitches who are buelimic and all have a yeast infection?


'crackers with cheese'

oh man this one time i wa...nevermind

[Hulud]

lol gonna get shut down real fast
sorry this thread isnt about your credibility

[2.0civic]

touche*

that word is getting common around these parts

then people need to come up with their own shit (ie everyone using the word but Hulud)

[2.0civic]

sorry this thread isnt about your credibility

whos going to shut down another WL mods thread.......



ill take nobody for $500 alex

[Hulud]

touche*

that word is getting common around these parts
yea cause all these lil no bodys on here like to steal others phrases

ive been sayin this shit since middle school nukka

[BKgen®]

How does a black chick take a pregnancy test?

She sticks a banana up her pussy. If it comes out half eaten, theres another monkey on the way

[Hulud]

whos going to shut down another WL mods thread.......



ill take nobody for $500 alex
Steveo in the lead with $500

[Hulud]

How does a black chick take a pregnancy test?

She sticks a banana up her pussy. If it comes out half eaten, theres another monkey on the way
:eek:

[BKgen®]

How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How does a redneck know if his daughter is on her period?

His son's dick tastes funny.

[Hulud]

not racist, but has bigotry

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out

[2.0civic]

How does a black chick take a pregnancy test?

She sticks a banana up her pussy. If it comes out half eaten, theres another monkey on the way

hahahahhahahah Repped

im not racist, i own a colored TV and my car is black

[BKgen®]

not racist, but has bigotry

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


What do you get when you cross a black guy with an octopus?

Who knows? But it could sure pick the shit out of cotton.

[2.0civic]

the funniest racist joke no matter how many times its told is the mexican, cuban and american all on a bus where the mexican gets thrown out teh window...classic and has me almost in tears thinking of it

[2.0civic]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


What do you get when you cross a black guy with an octopus?

Who knows? But it could sure pick the shit out of cotton.

hahahahahahahah holy shit i cant rep you again

[Hulud]

what do you get when you mix the scum of the Earth with salt?
a fuckin cracker

[VooDooXII]

im not racist, i own a colored TV and my car is black

:lmfao: I must spread...I got you once already in this thread.

[BKgen®]

how do you blind a chink?

dental floss

[Hulud]

the funniest racist joke no matter how many times its told is the mexican, cuban and american all on a bus where the mexican gets thrown out teh window...classic and has me almost in tears thinking of it
share motherfucker

[Hulud]

what runs faster than a black man with your tv?



his cousin with your VCR

[BKgen®]

Did you here about Ku Klux Knievel?

He tried to jump 100 blacks in a steam roller.

[Hulud]

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

[BKgen®]

Remember the black guy on the Jetsons? You don't?

Isn't the future going to be GREAT?!

[2.0civic]

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, white men will screw anything.

haha so true so true...

anyway, theres a white guy, a mexican and a cuban all on a bus. They all decide that they all have too much crap in their country so they all agree to throw one thing out. the mexican throws a taco out the window and says that he has too many of those in his country. The cuban throws a cigar out saying he has too many in his countr. The white guy grabs the mexican and throws him out saying he has too many of those in his country...lol


joke creator must have lived around buford highway....:thinking:

[2.0civic]

what do you call 5 black people on the moon?

a problem..


what do you call all black people on the moon?

problem solved

[VooDooXII]

Remember the black guy on the Jetsons? You don't?

Isn't the future going to be GREAT?!

That's because everyone's going to be mixed in the future...you're all going to be some blend of Indian and/or Chinese. Think about it...two of the largest populations in the world.

You can run now...

Anyway...these are both probably old, but what jokes aren't?

You know you're a hick when...

- The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
- You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
- Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
- You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
- You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
- Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
- Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
- You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
- The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
- Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.
- You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
- Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.


-------
A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"

-------

A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the white girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The white girl complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

[81911SC]

Stevo repped. Hulud and Voodooxii? I think thats it I must spread it around but remind me guys.

[TheGodfather]

Some of these had me crackin up. I will post some I have, they are probably repeats in other threads and have been heard before, but oh well. And I'm not racist, I've heard all of these from other people.

Whats the difference between a picnic table and a black father?
A picnic table can support a family.

Whats the most confusing holiday in the ghetto?
Fathers day.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats the biggest dilemma jews face?
Free ham.

[2.0civic]

Some of these had me crackin up. I will post some I have, they are probably repeats in other threads and have been heard before, but oh well. And I'm not racist, I've heard all of these from other people.

Whats the difference between a picnic table and a black father?
A picnic table can support a family.

Whats the most confusing holiday in the ghetto?
Fathers day.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats the biggest dilemma jews face?
Free ham.

lolol at free ham

[Mr_Mischif]

This thread is so funny LOL

I wish I had some white jokes.

O wait I got one:

Five wiggers were driving in a Cadillac when they drove off the Grand canyon. Why is this sad?
















A cadillac seats six.

[itsjustdee]

Remember the black guy on the Jetsons? You don't?

Isn't the future going to be GREAT?!

LOL +1

[cactusEG]

how do u surcomsize a redneck ????



















kick his sister in the chin

[thinkfast®]

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder.

"Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

[thinkfast®]

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

[AgentEasy]

what'd you call a pool full of mexicans?

BEAN DIP!

..

theres a truck driver driving throught alabama, hes got a load of bowling balls. as he's driving a deer jumps out in front of him, he swerves to miss it, and the truck ends up flipping and he gets knocked out. when he comes to the bowling balls are all over the place, and theres an old white man w/a pitchfork stabbing the bowling balls.. so the truck driver goes up to him and asks: what're you doing that for? the old man replies, KILLIN THE NIGGLETTES B4 THEY HATCH!!!

[thinkfast®]

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."

[AgentEasy]

whats the most confusing day in harlem?

fathers day!

..

what do you call a black kid on a bike?

THIEF!!

..

how do you keep a black guy from hanging out in your front yard?

hang him out back

..

how do you get a black guy out of a tree?

cut the rope..

[Hundo®]

what do you do when you see a nigger hoppin around on one leg?

STOP LAUGHING AND RELOAD!

How do you kill 100 flies at once?

Smack a little Ethiopian boy in the face with a newspaper!

What do you say when you're TV starts flaoting in the middle of the night?

DROP IT NIGGER!

No but seriously, im not ractist... i have a colored TV.]

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?

YOU SWERVE TO MISS THE POTHOLE!

OK IM DONE :X

[thinkfast®]

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? A: None, white girls can't screw

[AgentEasy]

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? A: None, white girls can't screw

:lmfao:

[Tasuki_Civic]

what do u call a bunch of white bitches who are buelimic and all have a yeast infection?


'crackers with cheese'


:lmfao: thats gross

[Hundo®]

LOL +1

LMFAO!!! IVE NEVER HEARD THAT +1

[thinkfast®]

What's the only thing positive about a trailer trash white girl? HIV

[Tasuki_Civic]

you guys have some terrible jokes...i mean terrible like tha shit aint funny. but hey to each is own. some were funny ...i dont know where you guys get these jokes but all i can say is Wow

[Hundo®]

I have NOTHING against black people.. i think EVERYONE should own one..

OK SERIOUSLY DONE.

[thinkfast®]

Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?

They like the part when the hooker gives the money back.

[AgentEasy]

lol @ ricky.. he's on a roll!

[Hundo®]

whats the worst part about being a black jew?

you have to sit in the back of the oVEN :]

i cant help myself..

[BKgen®]

why are fags buried 12 feet under?

because deep down they're really good people.

[Spectic Tank]

Why can't stevie wonder read?

Because he's black



What do you call a dead black man in a barn?

Antique farm equipment


BTW...I have a friend who knows a black guy, so its cool:goodjob:

[BKgen®]

Why can't stevie wonder read?

Because he's black



What do you call a dead black man in a barn?

Antique farm equipment


BTW...I have a friend who knows a black guy, so its cool:goodjob:

Why is stevie wonder always smiling so much?

Because he doesn't know he's black.

[s13slider®]

what do you call a barn full of black ppl ?


antique farm equipment


Edit: i now see that is a repost sorry guys

[Ran]

What do you call 5 white guys pushing a car?
White Power

What do you call 5 black guys pushing a car?
Grand Theft Auto

[Clegger]

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders wife????
Neither has he

Little Timmy has a Jewish mom and Black dad. So one day he says Mom, Dad, am I more black or am I more Jewish?? And his parents say well why would you wanna know something like that for??
And Timmy replies
Because little Johnny down the street just got a new bike and I don't know wiether to Jew him out of it, or just steal it.

[VooDooXII]

how do u surcomsize a redneck ????

kick his sister in the chin


How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Repost...but a good one still.:goodjob:

[Ed]

since everyones got one,

why cant black people be astrounauts?

their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

what do black kids get for xmas?

your bike.

------------------------------------

Rednecks driving rules
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has right of way.
Never tow another car using duct tape.
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
Do not remove the marlabro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to piss off.
When taking Shortcut off road, be careful as not to hit anyone who might be walking.



lol

[VooDooXII]

I love how everyone's defending themselves as they tell their joke.

[Ran]

I love how everyone's defending themselves as they tell their joke.I'm not.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Nismosis/SpartaHistoryX.gif

[BKgen®]

I'm not.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Nismosis/SpartaHistoryX.gif

x2


(and lol @ that gif)

[VooDooXII]

I'm not.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Nismosis/SpartaHistoryX.gif

A-fucking-mazing. :lmfao:

[cactusEG]

what do u do when u see ur tv flowting at night????














pull a gun out and say DROP IT NIGGER

[HalfBaked]

what do u do when u see ur tv flowting at night????














pull a gun out and say DROP IT NIGGER
What do you say when a stupid ass cunt like you posts?








Repost Perra.

[cactusEG]

3 things that a blk person cant hold... 1.a job 2.a whife 3.and a blk eye

[cactusEG]

What do you say when a stupid ass cunt like you posts?








Repost Perra.

my bad lady. u still mad from another thread lol ha ha

[VooDooXII]

http://tinypic.com/m7f3ty.jpg

[BKgen®]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//f3953dd958243cfc094353851000a4b0.jpg

[cactusEG]

^^^ lol

[BKgen®]

I'm not racist. I love black people.









Everybody should own one. :)

[TheGodfather]

I am quite offending by some of these jokes. I have a black person in my family tree.



























He's still hanging there.

[Ed]

I am quite offending by some of these jokes. I have a black person in my family tree.



























He's still hanging there.

is he/she the branch manager?

[MistaCee]

is this serious if so you are all ignorant

[Ed]

we're all nigga haters...

[Clegger]

is this serious if so you are all ignorant

I'm sure they are all joking, at least I am. If you can't take a joke then you shouldn't be able to laugh at them because the ones you laugh at usually offend somebody else. And I'm sure everybody in here has laughed at a joke before.

Just like when a homo gets offended
If you can take a dick..... then you can take a joke.

[BKgen®]

is this serious if so you are all ignorant

this is the internet you fucktard. try not to take things too seriously.

well... except for this:
http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//simplyrandom130.jpg

[_Christian_]

why do jews have such big noses??


air is free
i fixed it for you

[cactusEG]

sup my niggas

[twinj]

I can't remember it that well. If someone knows fix it for me.

There was this auction. The men holding the auction was selling brains. They was selling the Chinese man brain for $300, The White man Brain for $500, The black man brain was going for $1000. Then one of the bidders ask why does the black man brain sell so high for? The man said "cause it is like brand new barely used."

[TheGodfather]

is he/she the branch manager?

:lmfao: Yes of course.

[cactusEG]

I can't remember it that well. If someone knows fix it for me.

There was this auction. The men holding the auction was selling brains. They was selling the Chinese man brain for $300, The White man Brain for $500, The black man brain was going for $1000. Then one of the bidders ask why does the black man brain sell so high for? The man said "cause it is like brand new barely used."

damn my nigga.. thats some funny shit

[BKgen®]

What happens when a jew with a boner walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

[devinwebb907]

my fav is the nigger with one leg...you guys stole it :(
what do nigger and sperm have in common?
only one in a million work

why dont sharks eat niggers?
they think its whale shit

whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a family of four

how do you stop a nigger from drowning?
get your foot off of his head

why are chimpanzees always frowning?
they know that in a million years they will be niggers

whats the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
a snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it

why are there no niggers in the flintones?
they were still monkeys

what do you call mike tyson with one arm?
nigger

why do mexicans drive low riders?
so they can ride and pick lettuce at the same time

i got millions, if you want me to come back and give more i sure will[no i didnt get them from a website, it's all memory] ---racism is hilarious

[BKgen®]

why don't beaners let their kids play in the sandbox?

because the cat keeps trying to bury them.

[devinwebb907]

did you hear about the new car in israel?
not only will it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up

what is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
3rd grade

what is a nigger?
proof that skunks fuck monkeys

why are there trees in harlem?
public transportation

what do you call 50 niggers and one white guy?
warden

[BKgen®]

did you hear about the new car in israel?
not only will it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up

what is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
3rd grade

what is a nigger?
proof that skunks fuck monkeys

why are there trees in harlem?
public transportation

what do you call 50 niggers and one white guy?
warden

:lmfao:

[Tasuki_Civic]

whats the worst part about being a black jew?

you have to sit in the back of the oVEN :]

i cant help myself..


:eek: haha thats a bad joke! you guys im surprised about all these jokes that are coming up in here. but i know i shouldnt be. tisk tisk tisk.

[Tasuki_Civic]

you know i cant lie to you...if i was with a group of pple and some dude or female came out and said some of this shit i wouldnt not be smiling and i damn sure would be plotin on them as well. these are not nice jokes. lol i mean i can take a joke but DAYUM?!

[BKgen®]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//dramallama.jpg

[2.0civic]

a mexican and a nig are riding in a car...whos driving?




the cop

[BKgen®]

How does santa know he's landed on a jew's house?

there's a parking meter on the roof.

[2.0civic]

How does santa know he's landed on a jew's house?

there's a parking meter on the roof.

LIRL

[Clegger]

Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill

Why is money green?
Cause the Jews picked it before it was ripe

How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over a penny

What do you call 2 black people having sex?
Fucking Niggers

Why do mexicans have such small steering wheels?
So they can drive with handcuffs on

[BlueLude94]

What do you call a black person that flies an airplane?























A PILOT, YOU RACIST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!

[BKgen®]

What happened to the black woman who had an abortion?

Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500.

[BKgen®]

Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you ever known a Mexican to do something right the first time?

[BlueLude94]

Why dont you hit a black kid on a bike?

It might be your bike.

[BKgen®]

What happens when a Cuban gets a flat tire?




He sinks.

[BlueLude94]

How do you starve a black man to death?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

[BKgen®]

Why were so many black guys killed in Vietnam?


Because every time somebody yelled "Get down!!", they got up and started dancing.

[BlueLude94]

Why were so many black guys killed in Vietnam?


Because every time somebody yelled "Get down!!", they got up and started dancing.
LOL

How do you fit 50 jews in a mercedes?

Use the ashtray.

[BKgen®]

how do you know Adam from the Bible wasn't a black man?

you ever try to take a rib from a black man?

[AgentEasy]

how do yu stop 4 black guys from raping a white girl?

give em a basketball..
lol BAA_ZING!

[BKgen®]

what do you call a black man with a job?

when you find one, you tell me.

[AgentEasy]

whatd you call two naked black people in a sleeping bag?

TWIX

[BKgen®]

what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?

quarter pounder with cheese.

[Hektik]

bahahahaha HOLY SHIT IM ABOUT TO PISS MY PANTS ....



KEP EM COMING ...

[BKgen®]

why do they call black people niggers?


who the fuck cares? as long they're offended, that's all that matters.

[Hulud]

lol gonna get shut down real fast
wow, how many pages now?

looks like you were right :rolleyes:

[BKgen®]

what do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?

shit on a stick.

[BKgen®]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//kramerklan_g.gif

[VooDooXII]

Why do black people have only nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.



There is an apartment building with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartments, which family survived?

The white family. they were all at work.

Mexicans were at work too...but I guess it's hard to survive a tornado when you're working on the lawn.


One more...and I'm done.

How is a medicine bottle representative of black history?

First, you're picking cotton...then you're doing drugs.

[BKgen®]

Why do black people have only nightmares?

Because the last one that had a dream got shot.




Mexicans were at work too...but I guess it's hard to survive a tornado when you're working on the lawn.


One more...and I'm done.

How is a medicine bottle representative of black history?

First, you're picking cotton...then you're doing drugs.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[addandrew]

What do you call 4 black people in a car?




Tinted windows. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[2.0civic]

how do you know Adam from the Bible wasn't a black man?

you ever try to take a rib from a black man?

i think the funniest one so far

[Ran]

A white card from a white people game....

[VooDooXII]

I liked the "free ham" one.

[twinj]

Change the name of the thread to Nigga Jokes :ninja:

[VooDooXII]

Change the name of the thread to Nigga Jokes

That would be misleading.

[VUU]

What do you call two mexicans in a shoebox? A pair of loafers.

[TheGodfather]

I liked the "free ham" one.


:goodjob: thanks.

[VooDooXII]

I felt like bringing this back...because I felt clever with this one.

Why don't black people like chainsaws?

You crank them up and they go, "Run-nigganigganigganigganigga"

["B"]

What's fat, black, ugly, and full of white dick?

CatusEG's mom.

[BKgen®]

Why do nigger women wear their panties around their ankles when they eat?

To keep the flies off the food.

[Maniaç]

fuck niggers
fuck crackers
fuck wet backs..


get over it, this world if "still" full of hate, deal with it.

[81911SC]

I demand KDMGUY comes back with more.:D

[81911SC]

what do black kids get for xmas?

your bike.


I asked my girlfriend that question and she responded with "Nothing." LOL

[jfman]

Did you hear about the jewish terrorist that wanted to hijack an airplane? He couldn't do it because he hadnt racked up enough skymiles for a free flight.


(some of youse may have heard that one today)

[Ed]

What's fat, black, ugly, and full of white dick?

CatusEG's mom.

damn


I asked my girlfriend that question and she responded with "Nothing." LOL

haha.

[Rican219]

LOL at dis thread

[idriveasloweclipse]

what do you call a black lady that can't breast feed?












a milk dud

[BKgen®]

why did the nigger cross the road?

who the hell cares, and wtf is he doing out of the cotton field?!

[Lucky DAWG]

Whats faster then the speed of light?

a jew with a coupon

[ahmonrah]

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap??? 9 months

[TheGodfather]

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap??? 9 months

:thinking: wrong race?

[ahmonrah]

:thinking: wrong race?not at all, my friend....
What's long white and musky?? the line at the GOP convention!


What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
"Hey! Watch this!"

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girls ass!

How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike? They're both white and chunky

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough


..........AND I'M OUT........

[VooDooXII]

not at all, my friend....
What's long white and musky?? the line at the GOP convention!

How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike? They're both white and chunky

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Lucky DAWG]

:thinking: wrong race?

yup

his joke made no sense

[cactusEG]

What's fat, black, ugly, and full of white dick?

CatusEG's mom.


i told them the joke about u.. look at pg 3

["B"]

i told them the joke about u.. look at pg 3



lol

I told that joke to my fiances' hick family and they were pissed.

BTW- I am far from being a redneck.:lmfao:


Your mom on the other hand, is still stuffed full of white meat, SON.

[cactusEG]

lol

I told that joke to my fiances' hick family and they were pissed.

BTW- I am far from being a redneck.:lmfao:


Your mom on the other hand, is still stuffed full of white meat, SON.


tell ur mom its was a big mistake fucking her...



































because u were born.....SON

[BKgen®]

what's the difference between niggers and tires?

tires don't start singing when you put chains on them.

[PawnShopCEO]

did you know tiger woods and michael had the same nickname in high school?






nigger

[Alan®]

whats the difference between a black guy and a piece of shit?

after awhile the piece of shit turns white and stops smelling

Whats long black and smelly?

The welfare line

[VooDooXII]

after awhile the piece of shit turns white and stops smelling


Seriously? :thinking:

[gokblok]

How does a black chick take a pregnancy test?

She sticks a banana up her pussy. If it comes out half eaten, theres another monkey on the way

HOE LEE SHIT.

[gokblok]

not at all, my friend....
What's long white and musky?? the line at the GOP convention!


What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
"Hey! Watch this!"

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girls ass!

How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike? They're both white and chunky

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough


..........AND I'M OUT........

How disappointing--you spent so much time typing up such mediocre nonhumor . . .

[.blank cd]

ok ok i got one i got one




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/sparklintegra/randomness/SHARPIESmexicans.jpg

[VooDooXII]

I fucking LIRLed.

[Ed]

ok ok i got one i got one




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/sparklintegra/randomness/SHARPIESmexicans.jpg

omg that picture is so disgusting.

[BKgen®]

ok ok i got one i got one




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/sparklintegra/randomness/SHARPIESmexicans.jpg

:lmfao:

[Novacaine]

Thats awsome

["B"]

tell ur mom its was a big mistake fucking her...

because u were born.....SON

Oh shit, the same type of joke that I just told you. How cute, he wants to be just like me.:gay:

[JDM-95-Hatch]

what do you call a 16 year old black girl with braces?

a black and decker pecker wrecker

[Hulud]

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough

:lmao:

hahahahahaha

touche ahmonrah

[ahmonrah]

How disappointing--you spent so much time typing up such mediocre nonhumor . . .actually, i dont waste time memorizing racist humor or even thinking it up for that matter. i'd rather let all klansmen, racists, bigots and separatists spend time doing that stupid shit while i strategize on how i'm gonna fuck their daughters.

theres no punchline better than fucking a klansmens' daughter while he screams in your face about how "i hate u niggers!!!!"

~smirks~ "but your daughter sure loves us..."
personal experience is lovely.

[BKgen®]

what do you call a 16 year old black girl with braces?

a black and decker pecker wrecker

lol.

nice car, too. i'm diggin it... very clean. :goodjob:

[Hulud]

personal experience is lovely.
klansmen FTL

[Drake]

this is a little long but i laughed pretty hard when i read it, so take your time and read it. its pretty damn funny.

so theres this white guy walking around an antique shop looking for useless shit for around his house. he comes across a solid brass rat for $5.00. he takes the rat to the old man behind the register and the old man says $500.00. the white man asks the elderly man "why $500?". the old man says "the rat is $5, but this here manual is $495." the white man refuses the manual, throws down a 5 dollar bill and walks out the door. well he gets outside and his car is out of gas so he starts walking to the nearest gas station. he gets about a mile down the road and he notices that 10 rats are following him. he thinks nothing of it and keeps walking. about fife miles later he notices that there are about 50 rats behind him. seeing this he starts to jog getting a little nervous. he jogs till he gets about 10 miles down the road and there are well over 100 rats following him. by now hes in full sprint. he comes to a bridge and it hits him. "the rat!" he thinks. so he hurls the rat into the river and all the rats follow it and drown a horrible death. within a second he runs at full speed 10 miles back to the antique shop and busts through the door. the old man he met earlier asks him if he would like to purchase the manual and he said "FUCK THAT!! got any brass niggers?" :bump:

[Alan®]

will that was really gay

[passwordATL]

^^^ lol

[twinj]

actually, i dont waste time memorizing racist humor or even thinking it up for that matter. i'd rather let all klansmen, racists, bigots and separatists spend time doing that stupid shit while i strategize on how i'm gonna fuck their daughters.

theres no punchline better than fucking a klansmens' daughter while he screams in your face about how "i hate u niggers!!!!"

~smirks~ "but your daughter sure loves us..."
personal experience is lovely.

x2. ^When it is a white joke it's not funny to them. This whole damn thread is nigga jokes.


How disappointing--you spent so much time typing up such mediocre nonhumor . . .

Wasn't funny cause it was your race.

[Lizbiz101]

OMG I got one I got one I got one!!!!

http://a3.vox.com/6a00c2251df3318e1d00d09e4c5503be2b-500pi

[Lizbiz101]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//f3953dd958243cfc094353851000a4b0.jpg My avatar is better :taun:

[JayKnight]

Back on the subject of Jews....

How many Jews can you fit in a Yugo?
104......1 in each seat and 100 in the ash tray.

[Drake]

will that was really gay

:2up:

[Lizbiz101]

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything. lol

[98silver328i]

What's the difference between tires and niggers?

The tires don't sing when you put chains on them.



Why don't sharks eat niggers?

They think its whale shit.



There are 3 monkeys and a nigger sitting in a tree in tha amazon, what do you call the nigger?

Branch manager.




I got much better ones somewhere.

[twinj]

Repost try again.
Page 5, use another website.

[98silver328i]

I had to ask a friend for help on a few of these. Enjoy.;)

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The mace.

Why do niggers smell so bad?
So that blind people can hate them too.

Why don't niggers play in sandboxes?
Cats keep covering them up.

What's the worst 4 years of a niggers life?
1st grade.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hub caps off moving cars.

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know they'll eventually turn into niggers.

There's a nigger and a spic in a car. Who's driving?
A cop

Why are niggers like sperm?
One in a million work.

Did you hear about the new black barbie?
She comes with 12 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before white people run them over.

[mxglory258]

only 2 of those weren't reposts :)

[Hulud]

x2. ^When it is a white joke it's not funny to them. This whole damn thread is nigga jokes.
nice assumption :rolleyes:

i thought what ahmonrah posted was hilarious

[twinj]

OK can we now move on to another race. We know how easy it is to find black jokes now. Thanks

[Alan®]

:2up:
dont hate ..............

theres an american a mexican and a arab sitting in a bar together drinking cold beers from a mug. the mexican finishes his beer throws it in the air pulls out a revolver and shoots the glass before it can hit the ground. the american and the arab stare in amazement as the mexican says "the labor is so cheap here in mexico that we feel we dont need to drink from the same glass more than once". Not to be out done the Arab finishes his beer throws his mug in the air and pulls an ak47 from underneath his coat and shoots it before it can hit the ground. the american and the mexican stare in amazement as the arab says "we have so much sand in our country that we can make many many more glasses than anyone can therefor we feel we can not drink from the same glass as allah would find it disgraceful". So finally the american decides hes had enough so he finishes his beer takes the mug throws it in the air and shoots the arab the mexican and the mug before it hits the ground. at this point everyone in the bar is looking at the american and he says "we have so many mexicans and arabs in our country that we feel we dont need to drink with the same ones more than once".

[Hulud]

OK can we now move on to another race. We know how easy it is to find black jokes now. Thanks
first post i requested them

lets hear some racist jokes in here


anyone got some good white ones?

so where are they?

[VooDooXII]

The only white jokes I know are redneck jokes. Check the rest of the thread.

[Hulud]

The only white jokes I know are redneck jokes. Check the rest of the thread.
same here, thats why i started this thread

i wanted to read some good white jokes

the only good one ive seen is from ahmonrah

[VooDooXII]

the only good one ive seen is from ahmonrah

:lmfao: +1

[2.0civic]

x2. ^When it is a white joke it's not funny to them. This whole damn thread is nigga jokes.



Wasn't funny cause it was your race.

Thats funny...Me and gokblok tell Racial jokes all the time about everyone (INCLUDING WHITE PEOPLE OMFG!!!111) and he normally laughs...It probably was as he said, just not funny