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SaraX5
06-22-2005, 04:41 PM
Think of somethings not to say during sex.
KEEP it GOING!

What not to say during sex:

1. "is that all you got"
2."that was fast"
3. "Helllllooooo herpies!!"
4. "whats your mom been up to lately?"
5. ::yawwwwwwn::
6."hmm i swear i put a condom on just a minute ago"
7."hey you kinda look like my sister".
8. Is it over yet?
9. :say ex bf's name:.
10. "oh crap, i gatta fart" lol
11.is it in there yet?
12.Maybe we should stop...
13. "You know...your friend Mike is really HOT!"
14. When you're done say your ex's name and roll over
15."Will you put this bag over you head..."
16. "You don't care if I'm on the rag, right?"
17. "Wait... I got to take the tampoon out"
18."wrong hole! wrong hole!"
19."No... that was a queif... I promise"
20. (When heading below) "MAN....who's cookin' pork chops?"
21. "What was your name again?"
22. Oh Shit! That's my wife's car!
23. " do you think your sister will go out with me?"
24.You're much better than my husband!
25.'Oh man....was that your first time?
26."Do you think you can the hell out of here when I'm done? Thanks, babe."
27. That tickles Stop!
Spyder
06-22-2005, 04:43 PM
eww, lol, and wtf.
B16a2 Civic
06-22-2005, 04:44 PM
28.) shit! not again......(silence)
Kevykev
06-22-2005, 04:45 PM
'4. "whats your mom been up to lately?"


HAHAHAHAAHAA my favorite!
Leisa
06-22-2005, 04:47 PM
those are good Sara.... :goodjob:
Spyder
06-22-2005, 04:50 PM
29. Did you hear something? My mom wasnt supposed to be home for another hour!
30. Did you just see that? it looked like a cop driving by.
Casey
06-22-2005, 04:53 PM
"I've got reserves"
"you dont mind if my friend watches do ya?"
Casey
06-22-2005, 04:53 PM
"god that rash on my ass is getting worse"
Spyder
06-22-2005, 04:54 PM
34. im just going to put the camcorder over here....
34.5 no baby that camcorded doesnt even work, look there is no light on!
B16a2 Civic
06-22-2005, 04:55 PM
35.) it only burns for the first 2 seconds...you can get medication to cool it down though
Casey
06-22-2005, 04:56 PM
"oh shit Andy Griffith is on"
Spyder
06-22-2005, 04:56 PM
36. Well we are out of astro glide, lets try this 10W30...... it's synthetic!
B16a2 Civic
06-22-2005, 04:56 PM
ok this is gettin lame

holler at you
bigb996
06-22-2005, 04:59 PM
*cricket* *cricket*
B16a2 Civic
06-22-2005, 05:00 PM
not you Spyda, you ma nigga
:)
Spyder
06-22-2005, 05:02 PM
not you Spyda, you ma nigga
:)


werd :)
SaraX5
06-22-2005, 05:08 PM
34. im just going to put the camcorder over here.... :lmfao: these are hilarious
eViLMunkey
06-22-2005, 05:14 PM
18."wrong hole! wrong hole!"

Bwahahahaha!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :idb:


or Crap I forgot to see if NightShot was on!
Hulud
06-22-2005, 05:27 PM
yea your mom said the same thing
Jimmy B
06-22-2005, 05:55 PM
ill give you my rash cream, it cleared me right up...

oh, BTW sara, you left yours over here.. ;)












lol j/k
Jimmy B
06-22-2005, 05:57 PM
21. "What was your name again?"


that has accually happened
dereksi
06-22-2005, 06:12 PM
damn you most be forgetable. LOL
babygurl
06-22-2005, 06:15 PM
damn you most be forgetable. LOL


forgetful???
dereksi
06-22-2005, 06:21 PM
forgetful???
Did i spell it wrong?? i was saying SHE forgot his name. get it? a joke
Jimmy B
06-22-2005, 06:50 PM
no.. whats the punch line?


lol haha no,.. i accually never got this girls name.. i jsut kept callin her baby.. oops.. haha
KL_03Mx-3
06-22-2005, 06:58 PM
never say:
whats those bumps???(when you see bumps run and hide)
is it supposed to be that color???
babygurl
06-22-2005, 08:41 PM
damn you most be forgetable. LOL



well most is mispelled do you mean "mUst"????

and from the sentences it seems like you meant to put FORGETFUL

lol
Spyder
06-22-2005, 08:46 PM
never say:
whats those bumps???(when you see bumps run and hide)
is it supposed to be that color???

dude you are fucking with some nasty ho's... they have something mr clean cant take off lol..
lilgapeach
06-22-2005, 10:41 PM
well most is mispelled do you mean "mUst"????

and from the sentences it seems like you meant to put FORGETFUL

lol
I was wondering if forgetable is even a word it sounds funny when I say it in my head lol.
AFshane04
06-22-2005, 10:43 PM
9. :say ex bf's name:.



if shes hott and we are both wasted....i could care less, but ill just nutt in her face....and be like, did he do it like that....haha, peace
99ITRGIRL
06-22-2005, 10:46 PM
yea, its a word
lilgapeach
06-22-2005, 10:49 PM
ok... don't know why it sounds so funny to me, hell now I have said it so many time it will never sound like a word to me lol.
lilgapeach
06-22-2005, 10:50 PM
Oh DUH damn there is a song with that word in it LOL. As soon as I posted that last thing that song poped in my head lol im a dumbass.
JagerGirl
06-22-2005, 11:18 PM
lol