i got a quick laugh out of this **** +1
i got a quick laugh out of this **** +1
Wack rhymes
Being ran through here like bad track times
Trying to rap? Here's your "I'm Not Black" sign
This shiit here is the dangerzone
You need to change your tone
Been at this for years, even made Mary in the manger moan
You guys suck there's no need to compete
After a couple of lines in, I hit Control-ALT-Delete
You got nursery rhymes that Mother Goose wouldn't touch
You're too much
But you guys couldn't grind even with a burnt clutch
Call me detective cuz good rhymes I'm investigatin
But you're coming up short as if you were Asian
I'll call you Vanilla cuz you cold as Ice, you getting nervous?
Bargin in like this bringin more heat than a furnace?
Don't try cuz you can't even turn this
To another station your wack lines have earned this
Attack, I'll show no mercy to Troy
I'm on a mission, out to search and destroy
Sucker MC's
Wannabes
That are gonna be
Taken out and set on Stunna Street
You've been lyrically beatin no need to contest it
Stand up and loudly profess it
That you've been taken and textually molested.
Later, QD.
QD, give me a few. I gotta take care of something real quick, im down for this challenge.
Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
i just shed a tear. HAHAHA I might as well try.
Keep act'n like you rep the boogy down bronx...
But you come frome the land of the honkey tonk...
So if you cant walk that walk dont talk that talk...
Keep talk'n that **** and ill split ya dome...
Smack ya ass up and send ya home...
You come to battle me you better where ya vest...
Cause you cant free style wit a slug in ya chest...
Thats what'll happn' if i give it my best...
I flow like a convoy, this mic is my toy
Scream it out loud and proud bad ass white boy...
yall scared to see me on the mic cause i might say
somthing ya might not like, like i'm da great white...
Yo, if hind site's 20/20 you should have ya eyes ripped out
and glued to ya ass...
So you can look back in the past & see how bad
i just spanked that ass...
I ain't try'n to win this battle i'm all ready the best...
So i'ma give you the spotlight and let you finish the rest...
holy **** your aliveOriginally Posted by Tank
what the f*ck are you guys thinking
when maniac mentioned my name
did he mention i will swang, and f*ck up your brain
when i rap i spit flames to make you burn
sh*t im all out of time, now its your turn
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small but I have to at least try and study for my midterm tonight lol
Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
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check it, twigOriginally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
you came at me like a trick whos scared of this d!ck
why, cause it's just way too big
you took your time for this rhyme
only to waste life and time
looks like its time to open your eyes
before you shoot a tear cause of my insane lines
you even scared of a bunch of water
b!tch then get out the rain
ill rip that nice looking silver chain
if you act up in from of me
watch it
im not doing this for free
brush your teeth
you're making this whole thread reek
Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
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Zedfunk = poser LOFL!
Are you serious, did you just type thatOriginally Posted by Maniaco
Or did you get your younger sister to write that
Big d1ck, sheet, must have forgotten that God wrecked your plan
Shoulda been black but instead you're a Mexican
Only person you're bigger than hails from Asia
And you barely made that cut, so how does that faze ya
What are doing trying to race cars and write straight bars
You make as much sense as a straight dude in a gay bar
Give it up, you lose like Kanye at the Grammies
You holler Big D1ck, Big D1ck , but stopped on the Whammies.
Later, QD.
SCROLL TO POST #92!!!Originally Posted by ZeDFuNk
Later, QD.
'Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
I didn't deny it *******! LOL.
i am your masterOriginally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
don't front, let everyone know jester
you made me giggle with the mexican joke
almost as much as the saying Later, QD
you're gonna go broke
unless you start selling trees
yea, time to go back in time
because the day you tried me, was the start of "the end of times"
like it says in the bible
you know
the book that talks about rainbows
what you got mike
bring it before i run out of time
bump. i want retaliation from QD.
wow... worst thread ever....
seriously if i wanted to (which i don't) i could make my ass hole rap better than those first two.......
but i haven't read the rest... and don't intend to.
quickdrawmcdodge, i hope you saved this thread!
Originally Posted by Killer
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Well done sir! Well done!!!Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
rabbit where are u
rep me plz
God damn Maniaco sucks. lol. Im just saying that G35cam got you on that second post.