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[silver]

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

[Mike Lowrey]

It's a secret... lol

Ooooo secrets...What is it?

[5thgcelica]

i need food.

[SOHC MONSTER]

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

[silver]

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

[Rican219]

:idb:

[5thgcelica]

Ooooo secrets...What is it?

shes pulling them out of your butt.

[SOHC MONSTER]

almost to page 308!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Hey RICH... I don't know what this meant.. but it talks about BOB, lol..................


I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."

Noooooooo! Not Bob!

[silver]

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

[SOHC MONSTER]

yay!! 308

[Mike Lowrey]

Tequilla shots!

[silver]

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

[SOHC MONSTER]

mmmm.... tequilla

[silver]

If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

[5thgcelica]

video games are good foryou!

[Mike Lowrey]

Man, I need a drink Soooooooo bad!

[silver]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

[Mike Lowrey]

[5thgcelica]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

wtf honestly.

[SOHC MONSTER]

i think we all could use a drink about now

[Mike Lowrey]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

OK...I am getting a little worried....I think those boots cut off the blood circulation....

[silver]

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

[Rican219]

wtf honestly.

For real?

[Mike Lowrey]

Is it Friday yet?!

[SOHC MONSTER]

OK...I am getting a little worried....I think those boots cut off the blood circulation....

[Rican219]

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

Crack kills yo

[silver]

If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

[Mike Lowrey]

[SOHC MONSTER]

everytime i see that sig rican, i bust out laughing

[5thgcelica]

Is it Friday yet?!

i wish! cause then it'd be pay day!!

[silver]

OK...I am getting a little worried....I think those boots cut off the blood circulation....

Post count.. post count.. thats all...

[Mike Lowrey]

If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

I really wouldn't be worried about the embarrasment.....

[silver]

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

[5thgcelica]

i get to go to class soon! WOOHOO

[silver]

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.

[Mike Lowrey]

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

You need help....no seriously.....

[Mike Lowrey]

?.....

[silver]

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.

[5thgcelica]

its cuddling weather!