NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[TheGrillMan]

if we drinkin wiskey and im alowed to puke


ill put money on myself out drinking all of joo

[jonathanjone]

3 ounces of 100-proof absolut vodka = 3 standard drinks
3 ounces of 190-proof Everclear = 5.3 standard drinks

so i was close. youve had about 2 double shots of everclear lol. but still. thats not enough to be feeling it too much lol. and beer is still ftl lol.

and 3oz is a double shot i just found out lol

[jonathanjone]

ya cant puke lol. god, i just thought about the taste of everclear and cringed lol

[FasTech]

beer and 4 shots... congrats... youve had... a double shot of everclear right now... and yoru tipsy.... and your gonna out drink me? funny tyler... funny lol

god beer is nasty. i dont even want to think about drinkin right now. idk y, but since the other night, it just makes me shiver

Did I ever say I was tipsy?! lol No.... I just have that good feelin but not yet tipsy feelin. And I have some everclear...You just gave me a great idea...lmao



Heniekin is the SHIT!!!!! Icy cold cold and your good to go.

[jonathanjone]

WAIT 1 MIN LOL i just read the rest of that lol

"For instance, let's focus on 190-proof Everclear. Just one shot of Everclear (190-proof) is equal to drinking 2.85 bottles of beer and nearly three times as potent as 1 ounce of 100-proof Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy! Using Everclear (190-proof) as an example, the question "how much alcohol is in one shot glass" can best be answered by the following: way too much for ANY drinking situation."

so thats 6 beers = double shot of ever, 4 shots of 100 proof vodka= 1 1/4 shot of ever... im pretty confident in me drinkin you under the table lol

[jonathanjone]

4 shots of Absolute Vodka back to back will get you a little <---- This man speaks the tr00f

i inserted tipsy or drunk there... not sure which one you were goin for... but it wasnt sober lol

[FasTech]

WAIT 1 MIN LOL i just read the rest of that lol

"For instance, let's focus on 190-proof Everclear. Just one shot of Everclear (190-proof) is equal to drinking 2.85 bottles of beer and nearly three times as potent as 1 ounce of 100-proof Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy! Using Everclear (190-proof) as an example, the question "how much alcohol is in one shot glass" can best be answered by the following: way too much for ANY drinking situation."

so thats 6 beers = double shot of ever, 4 shots of 100 proof vodka= 1 1/4 shot of ever... im pretty confident in me drinkin you under the table lol

Well...Ask J-Rock or 93DA Integra!! they'll tell you.


I killed a 12pk of heniken, helped my buddy kill a 1/2 of Jose, and then Took many shots before I passed out in a bathtub.

[J-ROCK]

tyler you should hook me up with a case of beer for delivering that car lol

[jonathanjone]

lol. i blacked out/ passed out once.... never again lol

[J-ROCK]

Well...Ask J-Rock or 93DA Integra!! they'll tell you.


I killed a 12pk of heniken, helped my buddy kill a 1/2 of Jose, and then Took many shots before I passed out in a bathtub.

lol yeah this motherfucker drank all our shit! lol

[TheGrillMan]

i wanna go drinkin =\

[FasTech]

tyler you should hook me up with a case of beer for delivering that car lol

You puss... You couldn't drink a case of beer!

[J-ROCK]

You puss... You couldn't drink a case of beer!

i was gonna share! lol but seriously im fine with beer! im fucked if you start giving me jose black lol

[jonathanjone]

i wanna go drinkin =\

again?drunklol[

[Humphrizzle]

i lost my fuckin job...

[jonathanjone]

i lost my fuckin job...

how? im sorry

[Humphrizzle]

i got fired.. i just didnt wake up one day


and i went in at 1 when I was scheduled at 10.

haha.

fuck sandwiches!

[TheGrillMan]

WTF lol

[FasTech]

i was gonna share! lol but seriously im fine with beer! im fucked if you start giving me jose black lol

Bish, I asked you to come over the other day and have a few cold ones!!!




You were all like, "No, I can't....I'm on my period" lmao

[FasTech]

Some mutherfucker with no exhaust or something keeps riding up my damn road.....








If only I still had my paintball gun!

[Humphrizzle]

some fucking faggot kid tried to shoot my dog the other day


i was leaving the house, and noticed this kid walking down the street and i waved.. he didnt wave.

so i just drive past and as i look behind me in my rearview mirror, he raises a gun and points it at my dogs. I pull ebrake, get out and cuss this fucking 10-12 year old boy out and put my dogs in the house..

i got in the fuckin kid's face. hope he dies in a fire.

[J-ROCK]

some fucking faggot kid tried to shoot my dog the other day


i was leaving the house, and noticed this kid walking down the street and i waved.. he didnt wave.

so i just drive past and as i look behind me in my rearview mirror, he raises a gun and points it at my dogs. I pull ebrake, get out and cuss this fucking 10-12 year old boy out and put my dogs in the house..

i got in the fuckin kid's face. hope he dies in a fire.

damn son thats crazy as hell! why cant people respect other peoples things and animals? makes no fawkin sense

[Humphrizzle]

i dunno.. but that fucking fagstick better be wearing reflective clothing next time it's dark outside or raining.. cause i'll run his ass over.

insurance is always helpful.

[J-ROCK]

lol hell yeah it is! if hes wearing dark clothes and in the street its not your fault lol

[Humphrizzle]

FUCKIN A!

[J-ROCK]

lol just make sure you dont fuck your car up 2 much lol hate to lose a car over a snot nose little kid! lol

[Humphrizzle]

make his bitch ass mom pay for my car to get fixed.. after i run over her child.

[J-ROCK]

make his bitch ass mom pay for my car to get fixed.. after i run over her child.

lol first make her wash her son off the car lol

[Oz10]

whats up urvrybody

[Humphrizzle]

make her use purified water from the lakes of minitonka.

[Humphrizzle]

whats up urvrybody

nothin much.. i need a shower and brush my teeth but i'm too interested in not getting out of bed.

[J-ROCK]

whats up urvrybody

nothin really just talkin bout the fact that some people dont know how to respect other peoples shit! lol

[J-ROCK]

make her use purified water from the lakes of minitonka.

lol she couldnt afford it and would ask if you would settle for dasani!

[Humphrizzle]

no.. dasani isnt accepted.

[FasTech]

I wish I had two extra hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

[FasTech]

My awesome'ness make the girls drop their panties and the guy cry like little bitches.

[Oz10]

riiiight

[J-ROCK]

no.. dasani isnt accepted.

lol it says purified on the bottle

[T.S.]

riiiight

What he said.

[Jason..]

hey