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  1. 02-27-2009, 01:02 PM #1
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    Default Pick up line of the day...

    At WW we try to help the fellow enthusiast out anyway we can with in reason. As gear heads our only thoughts are when it comes to cars. I'm married and no longer have to be a wallflower at a club BUT here's some lines that should the break the ice for that special drunk someone your beer goggles are attracted to...

    They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

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  2. 02-28-2009, 10:22 AM #2
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    This may work for a select few...

    "My name is Justin. Justincredible."

    Last edited by pressuretested; 02-28-2009 at 01:16 PM.
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    I like to use, " Hey bitch, lets fuck." it works sometimes. And sometimes my wife just slaps me... Either way I like it.
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    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    I like to use, " Hey bitch, lets fuck." it works sometimes. And sometimes my wife just slaps me... Either way I like it.

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    you still have sex w/ your wife? you guys musn't been married long!
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    Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
  7. 03-02-2009, 03:57 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by pressuretested
    Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
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    Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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    Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, bet I can make your Bedrock!

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    wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by pressuretested
    Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

    Hilarious Reed.
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    lol.

    The EMPIRE
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    nice shoes, wanna fuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    I like to use, " Hey bitch, lets fuck." it works sometimes. And sometimes my wife just slaps me... Either way I like it.
    lololololo @ kev!!!! ahhahahha.....1
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    If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
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    roses are red violets are blue............................nice shoes wanna fuck
    TOO BIG
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    I like to use, " Hey bitch, lets fuck." it works sometimes. And sometimes my wife just slaps me... Either way I like it.
    at the end of the day, thats all that matters



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    You do to my mind what Krystal does to my bowels; just runnin' all day.
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    Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
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    ^^ booooooooooooooooo.....

    I like nice shoes, lets f***...

    It’s just the good ol’ boy in me
    I got my friends I got the recipe
    For one hell of a life

    I got my girl got my family
    Got my booze and that’s all I need
    For a hell of a time

    HELLYEAH!
  21. 03-21-2009, 12:59 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by pressuretested
    you still have sex w/ your wife? you guys musn't been married long!
    God that makes me want to cry haha
  22. 03-21-2009, 01:02 PM #22
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    The one that has never failed me. "You are incredibly Beautiful" or "You are so pretty when you smile" gets a smile everytime.
    Usually gets there attention. Honest and unexpected.
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