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  1. 12-22-2006, 10:57 AM #1
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    Default Anal Rape with NO Lube

    Me and my 300zx TT with its blown turbo are limping home last night when from out of no where I felt a slight stinging sensation in the rear accompanied by a big red and nimble evo ejaculating its awesomeness into my face through the corners. I dropped gears and stuck the pedal through the floor, unfortunatly my engine was as limp as a 90 year old man's flacid penis, I smacked it around a little yelled at it to "Get Up!" But to no avail. Everything I had at the time wouldn't even hold with him in the straight away, let alone my fat ass car and its tires that are balder than our nations official bird was doing its best to understeer every moment at the thought of hard cornering.
    Soon enough though I shall be sending her off to the shop to finally transplant in the jdm vg30dett I have had occupying my back yard. I'll crank the boost up a little and with a little fuel correction hopefully be able to sustain a full blown twin turbo hard on when its time to place it most aggressively in the oraphice of choice by any opposing four wheeled contraption that comes my way. ....Yeah I will continue to talk alot more shit than I can back up, makes me feel better about myself.


    Damn Evo.

    So to the driver of the Evo, thank you for being gentle and buy me dinner first next time, I'm not that type of...gir.....man.

    :idb: I'll be back on the streets in a couple of weeks and I won't be able to trample EVERYTHING in my path but I will damn sure try.
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  2. 12-22-2006, 11:09 AM #2
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    excuses, excuses... ricer......
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  3. 12-22-2006, 02:41 PM #3
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    Your post has more homosexual innuendos than any other... which may be symbolic of something else outside of cars, eh? =x
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  4. 12-22-2006, 04:00 PM #4
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    It sounds kinda gay in here,,..... Hope your "car" gets up soon
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  5. 12-22-2006, 04:30 PM #5
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    gayest thread ever.
    When I was a child, I used to talk as a child, think as a child, reason as a child; when I became a man, I put aside childish things.
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  6. 12-22-2006, 05:39 PM #6
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    do you like penises?? Cuz u sure do talk about them alot.
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  7. 12-23-2006, 11:29 PM #7
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    You know I really don't like penises, I am as hetero as they come, but I do find the fact that a car story full of homosexual metaphors can cause so many to be so uncomfortable . Truthfully I'm just pissed I got tore up. But I at least I admit it, I got tore up and had no chance in hell of catching up with him. I just hope we meet again in the future so I can see if I have a chance with a fully operational vehicle. Cheers homophobes!
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  8. 12-24-2006, 02:29 PM #8
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    OK so the truth is... your car was running 100% and this Evo with it's amazing horsepower and steering came past you and in order to make yourself feel better about owning a old slow 300z that just got raped. You tell yourself and others that the turbos are fucked and that you have alot more shit to do to it...

    Thats cool! good luck with your mods man!!!!!!
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  9. 12-24-2006, 02:44 PM #9
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    nah this guy really does have a blown turbo his car is freaking pathetic its so slow is sad prolly 3 months after he got it turbo went blam!!! its all good hes got a replacement jdm engine in his back yard with 2 good turbos

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  10. 12-25-2006, 01:29 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by live~sideway
    nah this guy really does have a blown turbo his car is freaking pathetic its so slow is sad prolly 3 months after he got it turbo went blam!!! its all good hes got a replacement jdm engine in his back yard with 2 good turbos
    One ricer backing up another ricer.

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  11. 12-26-2006, 12:03 AM #11
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    it's jdm y0.
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  12. 12-26-2006, 12:08 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    One ricer backing up another ricer.

    WASTHIS THREAD MADE WHILE AT A GAY BAR??
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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  13. 12-26-2006, 12:43 AM #13
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    i actually liked the story. +1
    2 / 3 = 0.666
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  14. 12-26-2006, 07:15 PM #14
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    Why would he post an ass rraping if he was embarassed about it?

    Get that JDM VG in there so you won't have this problem anymore!
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  15. 12-26-2006, 07:53 PM #15
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    Why put a JDM VG30DETT in when the USDM motor makes 40 more horsepower and has a stronger bottom end?

    fuckin ricers.
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  16. 12-27-2006, 11:48 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTScoob
    Why put a JDM VG30DETT in when the USDM motor makes 40 more horsepower and has a stronger bottom end?

    fuckin ricers.
    Because it's JDM ...yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTScoob
    Why put a JDM VG30DETT in when the USDM motor makes 40 more horsepower and has a stronger bottom end?

    fuckin ricers.
    They are only rated at 280 because of the HP agreement.

    I was under the impression the were basically the same engine.
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  18. 12-28-2006, 11:34 AM #18
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    truely a dissappointin thread. i read the title and got excited ... really excited
    and then i got let down. fuckin cock tease!
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  19. 12-28-2006, 11:59 AM #19
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    this should be your body of the thread... i got raped by an evo... that is all...
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