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    Default PWNT!!!! LOL - I QUIT

    ** I'm in Indianapolis so you won't know the roads **

    ~ 1990ish Stang Notch

    I take the "back" way (Curry Road) back from lunch today for some reason. I get to Vernal Pike where I am SUPPOSED to turn right and head back to work. I see the notch, and he is inching forward well before the light turns green, so I figure I will run him from Vernal to SR46 (of course shutting down somewhere in between or we'd be slamming into 46 at about 130mph. ANYWAY ... I arm the gas and flick the remote bottle opener switch.

    ** light goes green **

    BAM!!! I hook hard . Acceleration = yummy!! He pulls BARELY a fender. It's on.

    "mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBAAAAAAAHHHH!!! "


    I got the switch in my hand, gettin ready to lay it on his ass from 2nd on up.

    Moment of truth, I see 8400RPMS - shift light, then BOOM: the 1 --> 4 shift!!!

    "BAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr "

    That bitch pulled so hard I was like - uhhh --- yeah. LOL. If it had more than a CAI I'd be surprised but I feel like a fuckin n00b. The infamous 1 - 4 shift! LOL.



    As I was doing a u-turn in the middle of the road I could see the hazards and hear him giving the car hell (revving multiple times). LOL. Damn I felt so stupid. I quit.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    wow.

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    somebody needs shifting lessions!!!

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    Saule Goode. I was just playing - I wanted him to feel kool. Meant to! "That's how we drink it in Belgium - it's called a Belgian dip." LOL. Now when he sees me at IRP he's gonna wanna run for money and I'ma wear that ass out. LOL.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    Saule Goode. I was just playing - I wanted him to feel kool. Meant to! "That's how we drink it in Belgium - it's called a Belgian dip." LOL. Now when he sees me at IRP he's gonna wanna run for money and I'ma wear that ass out. LOL.
    you better!!!!

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    lol poor baby j...
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    its ok we all make mistakes... but damn that sucks

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    Yeah I know. By the time I was at the top of 1st I nosed him out bc he had to shift 1st... it would have DEF been a slaughter on or off the bottle - well, errrr... pending the right gear selection. Heh heh.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Add My IG: @The_House_Of_Honda / @Paddleshift.Photo [/b]

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    WTF i dont c that happening unless it was RHD....u need lessons....a female can shift better than you with the shifter in her pussy

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    Try using 3 fingers rather than your whole hand, you will have more control.

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    shifting 1-4 is like cumming early... twice...

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    shifting 1-4 is like cumming early... twice...
    But it happens sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    shifting 1-4 is like cumming early... twice...
    Thinking about American Pie?
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    I did the same thing last week. Except instead of going into 4th, i went into second....... at 90 mph.

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    ^^ Ahh - the 3 --> 2 shift. I have heard about that AMAZING technique. I never use it though.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    you guys really suck at driving.. 3-2 and 1-4.... dammit guys! Making us all look bad!

    The only missed shift I have EVER done was in my 87 ranger with a trans that was fucked up from the start... and I trumped 3-2 AND 1-4 in one smooth move... the infamous 3-R shift... at 50 miles an hour. Broke the driveshaft and dropped the entire transmission out of the truck. *giggle*

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.

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    LMAO!!! PWNED!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    The only missed shift I have EVER done was in my 87 ranger with a trans that was fucked up from the start... and I trumped 3-2 AND 1-4 in one smooth move... the infamous 3-R shift... at 50 miles an hour. Broke the driveshaft and dropped the entire transmission out of the truck. *giggle*
    And you say WE'RE fucking up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
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    The only shifting issues I have if my 4 - 5 somtimes I would accidently go 4 - 3.

    And then there is there infamous 'oops missed 2nd GRRRRRRIIIIIDDD' this doesnt happen often any more...
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    wooooooooo ef ownage

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    BABY J SUCKS ASS AND CAN'T DRIVE. THAT IS ALL. :d

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    Quote Originally Posted by 99SI
    I SOLD MY Si B/C I KNOW BABYJ GOT THE INLINE PRO + NITROUS BLOCK IN AND I DIDN'T HAVE ENUFF. BABY J IS THE MAN, HE CAN SLEEP W/ MY GF ANYTIME.
    Fixed
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    shifting 1-4 is like cumming early... twice...
    LOL made my morning +1

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    had to read it twice thinking you couldn't have.........

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