!WARNING!
If you are a proud or not proud owner of any late model GM muscle car, you should pay close attention to this annoucment! The current year to date is 5-3-2006, and although we Mustang owners have made fun of you, taken your money, your girls, and had a wonderful time at your expense. On the behalf of myself, and other select Mustang owners, we feel the time has now come to inform you of the following facts.
The days of Smokey and the Bandit are over.
Your car does not look good.
These cars where built, and marketed for girls.
Every one with any mods on Mustang is making fun of you.
The reason parts cost more for GM muscle cars is that suppliers agree, if you was stupid enough to buy one you are stupid enough to pay to much for parts.
No matter how much you spend on your car you will still lose to nearest Mustang.
some owners including & directed to ones on this site have found them selves scared to pull up next to a Cobra.
every time you think your one step ahead you won't be.
Due to the over priced parts you will purchase, you may find your self with girls that worth little to no money. (like $20.00)
While taking a cruise around town with you girl, she will be thinking about how she would love two speed around town in a Mustang.
We hope you take this warning, and fnd your self a Mustang or import, so that you may one day you may experance what fast is!
Feel free to report to your local Junk Yard at this time and pay someone to take your shit box away.
LOL
This is not directed to all. If you read this and it some how affected you, or you find your self depressed that you will not be the next Smokey & The Bandit. Then it may be directed to you!
Luv2spd -just have the wrong car!