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  1. 03-28-2006, 08:44 PM #1
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    Default how to own a porsche....

    add one part teggy, 3parts mods, shake, do not stir.....


    anyway, i normally dont street race, but........

    well lil miss justine and i were cruzin the strip.... ok so we were just driving... anyway, we jump on interstate 20 near conyers coming back toward 85 and i see this little red boxter s... well i just got a wild hair up my ass and decided to play with him... at first there was a little bit of traffic, so we were goin easy, then he cuts right and jumps... well he wasnt pulling hard, so i wasnt sure if he was on it or not... but what the hell... i hit 4th, topped out 4th, hit 5th, all the while he hasnt gained any more cars since the initial jump... i take it up to about 120 ish and get this little gut feeling we just might be being watched.... so i let off... sure enough, here comes a GSP down the entry ramp gettin on 20!!! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!! lol so anyway i put my freshly installed brakes to use and quickly halted from my triple digit speed with 10 and 2 on the wheel... the porsche, however, wasnt so observant and continued on... well about a 1/2 mile down the road, i see good ol gsp hit the blues and BUSTED!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    add one part teggy, 3parts mods, shake, do not stir.....


    anyway, i normally dont street race, but........

    well lil miss justine and i were cruzin the strip.... ok so we were just driving... anyway, we jump on interstate 20 near conyers coming back toward 85 and i see this little red boxter s... well i just got a wild hair up my ass and decided to play with him... at first there was a little bit of traffic, so we were goin easy, then he cuts right and jumps... well he wasnt pulling hard, so i wasnt sure if he was on it or not... but what the hell... i hit 4th, topped out 4th, hit 5th, all the while he hasnt gained any more cars since the initial jump... i take it up to about 120 ish and get this little gut feeling we just might be being watched.... so i let off... sure enough, here comes a GSP down the entry ramp gettin on 20!!! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!! lol so anyway i put my freshly installed brakes to use and quickly halted from my triple digit speed with 10 and 2 on the wheel... the porsche, however, wasnt so observant and continued on... well about a 1/2 mile down the road, i see good ol gsp hit the blues and BUSTED!!!


    teggy:1 (scott free)

    porsche: 2(hands cuffed)




    (ps. ruiner dont own me! lol)

    as long as you know that anything can happen on the street , and that porsche should have ridiculously owned you. its straight, good kill
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    aww u two r gettin along
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlieZ
    aww u two r gettin along

    no, i still wack off @ night at the thought of gutting you both
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    no, i still wack off @ night at the thought of gutting you both
    LOL weird but funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    LOL weird but funny
    That's Will in a nutshell, hahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    That's Will in a nutshell, hahahaha.
    lol fuck you val!
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    wow, thats kinda disturbing....

    but yeah, its a po-man's porsche! lol i've never been that impressed with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    wow, thats kinda disturbing....

    but yeah, its a po-man's porsche! lol i've never been that impressed with them.

    like the s2000, 350z, and RX-8's.. they were never meant to impress anyone out of the road course
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    like the s2000, 350z, and RX-8's.. they were never meant to impress anyone out of the road course
    thank you
    thank you

    someone else finally realized these cars were created more so for the handling rather than the speed
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    like the s2000, 350z, and RX-8's.. they were never meant to impress anyone out of the road course
    350z's are supposed to be impressive on the road course? Guess you learn something new everyday
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPoppaHrtm
    350z's are supposed to be impressive on the road course? Guess you learn something new everyday

    yeah. and its a threat to the s2000
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    yeah. and its a threat to the s2000
    Sure You know the S was banned in some racing leagues because even with extra weight it couldnt be stopped. I dont see any Z's gettin banned...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    like the s2000, 350z, and RX-8's.. they were never meant to impress anyone out of the road course
    The new Boxster S shines out on the road course. :confused: Mid-engine, incredible brakes, good power, light weight, etc...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruiner
    The new Boxster S shines out on the road course. :confused: Mid-engine, incredible brakes, good power, light weight, etc...

    yeah thats why i said LIKE the s2000,350z and RX-8
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    wow, thats kinda disturbing....

    but yeah, its a po-man's porsche! lol i've never been that impressed with them.
    A Porsche that still runs 54-58k, though. The new Boxster S handles the slalom better than the Enzo and currently holds the record on street tires. The Elise comes with R-compound tires from the factory (option package), so that makes things a bit uneven.
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    tis tru...
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    soo cute
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    ghey........That was the worst story I have ever read. next time keep the lame "kills" to yourself.
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    i thoguht i smelled hate in this thread, and this time its not SM

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    ^haha
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    Watch out, as soon as Ruiner comes in here you will get a big thing about how it is not designed to run that way and that people who buy a Porsche do it for the experience and quality. lol. I'm just kidding Ruiner if you read this. Good kill if he was really running you. The boxster S though runs mid 13 quarters so I don't know if he wasn't just pacing you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 99SI
    The boxster S though runs mid 13 quarters so I don't know if he wasn't just pacing you.

    thats exactly what happened.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 99SI
    Watch out, as soon as Ruiner comes in here you will get a big thing about how it is not designed to run that way and that people who buy a Porsche do it for the experience and quality. lol. I'm just kidding Ruiner if you read this. Good kill if he was really running you. The boxster S though runs mid 13 quarters so I don't know if he wasn't just pacing you.

    lol HELL NO that wasnt ruiner!!! shit, he could wax my ass from a dig in 6th gear!

    and if he was just pacing me, das cool, but i doubt he'd be in front of me doing 120+ and rising if he was just "pacing" lol but hey, whatever. it was just a funny story


    edit... sorry, just re-read your post... i thought you were saying if it WAS ruiner... lol my bad.
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    y0 Collins.. Since you beat That porchaaaa.. We should play one day...

    I raced SM (350z) And Russ ( rx7) and Lost.. So that will give you an idea =]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    y0 Collins.. Since you beat That porchaaaa.. We should play one day...

    I raced SM (350z) And Russ ( rx7) and Lost.. So that will give you an idea =]

    he's lying, he beat me
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    lol who care. i'll play with him anyway... and viper dude, get a life. i'm sorry i didnt inherit eleventy billion dollars so i could go buy a pos domestic with a big motor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    lol who care. i'll play with him anyway... and viper dude, get a life. i'm sorry i didnt inherit eleventy billion dollars so i could go buy a pos domestic with a big motor.
    I didnt inherit shit you asshole, dont get mad b/c I called you out for telling a lame ass kill story. Whenever you get a big enough man-gina, come find out how much of a pos it is, until then race my CIVIC bitch!!!:idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    I didnt inherit shit you asshole, dont get mad b/c I called you out for telling a lame ass kill story. Whenever you get a big enough man-gina, come find out how much of a pos it is, until then race my CIVIC bitch!!!:idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    lol who care. i'll play with him anyway... and viper dude, get a life. i'm sorry i didnt inherit eleventy billion dollars so i could go buy a pos domestic with a big motor.
    pos domestic hahahahahaha, you drive a integra calling a viper a pos. You might want to wake up and rethink that one. Just face it your story was lame. Dont hate because he was right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    buy a pos domestic with a big motor.
    a viper a pos? i am sry but thats just retared
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    lol walker, thats a given! lol but i still have an INTEGRA!!! so it just added humor to the post




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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    lol walker, thats a given! lol but i still have an INTEGRA!!! so it just added humor to the post




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    nah, car's absolutly filthy. thanks tho!! and damnit man, email me those other pix already! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    at least im not mexican

    "I got a last name too but I cant pernounce it"

    at least i can tell where my leg ends and sock begins cracka jack



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    hey speedmonkey....whats on telemundo later?
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    Here we go again... I'm stayin out of this one..
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    eh I'll vouch for damn porsches.... got RAPED by brand new Carrera S on tuesday.
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