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03-30-2006, 10:23 AM
Speedm0(\)key

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Originally Posted by accordm3

hey speedmonkey.. how many nail guns do you fit in the back of that 350z?

not many, i heard you had stretch mars on your mouth.

why are you hating on the messicaneseseses. all you have to do is slap a nike sticker on your tri-color car, and you can practically start calling yourself Pancho!

0wn3d!1
03-30-2006, 10:25 AM
Speedm0(\)key

im bored dude
03-30-2006, 10:28 AM
B16a2 Civic

LIRL, servin it up in here
03-30-2006, 10:28 AM
shortysm22

I heard s2000's were slow :D
03-30-2006, 10:31 AM
collins

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Originally Posted by CopyRight

meh, I had the chance to drive a Boxster S for a week when my buddy went out of town, and it was okay at best. Definately faster than an any Integra with some basic bolt on's though, he was just probably playing with you. Doesnt matter if you got up to triple digits, that doesnt mean you are fast. You can goto Budget rent a car, and get a Sebring and do that too.

you apparently dont know my car or whats done to it, so ease up homie...

viper man, why you gotta be a dick? tell ya what... i like my car, i dont like yours. you like your car, you dont like mine. lets just agree to disagree. fuck the bullshit. and if you dont like my story, dont read it. whats that line that everyone loves to say on here? OH YEAH! its a public forum jackass. i'll say what i want. :)

brandon... lol the po-man's porshce comment was just funny. i know it should school me. you know i got mad love for the porshces.
03-30-2006, 10:32 AM
Repost Squintz

LOL at this thread LOL
03-30-2006, 10:34 AM
shortysm22

when people say po-man's porsche, the new Cayman comes to mind for some reason. "Pulling up to a stop light, side by side with a Carrera, you look over and thinking 'how embarrasing!!'" - Top Gear
03-30-2006, 10:35 AM
benwaballs

Quote:

Originally Posted by collins

buy a pos domestic with a big motor.

a viper a pos? :screwy: i am sry but thats just retared
03-30-2006, 10:37 AM
Speedm0(\)key

why am i serving everyone up lately?
03-30-2006, 10:40 AM
PawnShopCEO

tell ya what speedmonkey... if your 350z beats my little 4 banger civic i'll make a sticker that says "I'm speedmonkeys bitch" and if my little 4 banger civic beats you... you put "I'm accordm3's bitch" and leave it on for 1 month
03-30-2006, 10:42 AM
PawnShopCEO

hey speedmonkey... why do mexicans love 99 cent racetrack hotdogs so much? I always see a whole crew in there loadin up
03-30-2006, 10:47 AM
collins

hotdogs are the shiznit.
03-30-2006, 10:50 AM
BigPoppaHurtm

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

yeah. and its a threat to the s2000 :D

Sure :goodjob: You know the S was banned in some racing leagues because even with extra weight it couldnt be stopped. I dont see any Z's gettin banned...
03-30-2006, 11:14 AM
PawnShopCEO

btw... speedmonkey and i are cool now... still like giving him hell
03-30-2006, 11:31 AM
benwaballs

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Originally Posted by BigPoppaHrtm

Sure :goodjob: You know the S was banned in some racing leagues because even with extra weight it couldnt be stopped. I dont see any Z's gettin banned...

why dont you 2 just race?

i got money on the 350 :D
03-30-2006, 11:35 AM
PawnShopCEO

yea i would bet big money on speedmonkey vs my civic if i was you
03-30-2006, 11:47 AM
benwaballs

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Originally Posted by accordm3

yea i would bet big money on speedmonkey vs my civic if i was you

i think from a roll sm will give you a good run. but w/ all you weight reduction missing panels and unpainted hooptie, i know all the money is under the hood. what yea got done to it?
03-30-2006, 11:59 AM
Speedm0(\)key

Rotieatter, h22 eg bolt ons/ uberdata gutted made 190whp and

got owned!.. no j/k, i beat him by at the most 1 car from a 50-120 kick

your car makes more power. so duh.. how about against the STi :D
03-30-2006, 12:01 PM
PawnShopCEO

when i get suspension on there i will race the sti ANY day... you can ask mike... my car is flat out scary at 100mph with stock struts and springs
03-30-2006, 12:02 PM
PawnShopCEO

Quote:

Originally Posted by benwaballs

i think from a roll sm will give you a good run. but w/ all you weight reduction missing panels and unpainted hooptie, i know all the money is under the hood. what yea got done to it?

nah man... stock single cam.. made like 106 to the wheels
03-30-2006, 12:04 PM
Speedm0(\)key

Quote:

Originally Posted by benwaballs

why dont you 2 just race?

i got money on the 350 :D

i didnt know that. stock s2000's?.. sounds dumb.. why?

the s2000 is great handler. but to say the 350z lags for behind is completely wrong. in fact i wanted an s2000.. it just sucks that you have to be a leprechaun to fit in it.. so i test drove a Z.. took some crazy turns.. man.. cornering speeds had to be reduced slightly in the Z over the s2000 (due to more weight, and more torque which makes the car a bit more tail happy than the s2k when flicking throttle during turn entering/turn exiting .. ya know.. since the Z actually makes torque ;) ) but the car definately had more pep. superior top end power/gearing . and best of all.. hard top and comfortable for a big guy

check it out
http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/...019_long_z.jpg
03-30-2006, 12:06 PM
benwaballs

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

i didnt know that. stock s2000's?.. sounds dumb.. why?

the s2000 is great handler. but to say the 350z lags for behind is completely wrong. in fact i wanted an s2000.. it just sucks that you have to be a leprechaun to fit in it.. so i test drove a Z.. took some crazy turns.. man.. cornering speeds had to be reduced slightly in the Z over the s2000 (due to more weight, and more torque which makes the car a bit more tail happy than the s2k when flicking throttle during turn entering/turn exiting .. ya know.. since the Z actually makes torque ;) ) but the car definately had more pep. superior top end power/gearing . and best of all.. hard top and comfortable for a big guy

i think you have to be under 6" to drive one.
03-30-2006, 12:08 PM
PawnShopCEO

i really wanted an s2k also before i bought my g35... but it just reminded me too much of a miata...
03-30-2006, 12:16 PM
Speedm0(\)key

Quote:

Originally Posted by benwaballs

i think you have to be under 6" to drive one.

lol. something like that. i dont know man.. my knees were on the dash and i couldnt go WOT or do fast clutch action
03-30-2006, 12:26 PM
benwaballs

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

lol. something like that. i dont know man.. my knees were on the dash and i couldnt go WOT or do fast clutch action

yea 1st and 2nd gear both hit me knees i coundt drive it if i had to not to mention that i couldnt close the top! :eek:
03-30-2006, 12:32 PM
PawnShopCEO

speedmonkey told me he didnt get an s2000 because he couldnt mount a ladder rack on the top of a vert
03-30-2006, 12:38 PM
Speedm0(\)key

Quote:

Originally Posted by accordm3

speedmonkey told me he didnt get an s2000 because he couldnt mount a ladder rack on the top of a vert

ahhh.. good one, Jason told me he bought an Eg because Elton john has a cute little purple one in london
03-30-2006, 12:41 PM
smackdown

Funny you say that... I think i saw a can off ppg purple at his house...
03-30-2006, 12:41 PM
PawnShopCEO

speedmonkey was telling me the other day he wanted to put hydrolics on the z... said he could use the compressor for the hydrolics and for his nail gun
03-30-2006, 12:55 PM
Speedm0(\)key

Quote:

Originally Posted by accordm3

speedmonkey was telling me the other day he wanted to put hydrolics on the z... said he could use the compressor for the hydrolics and for his nail gun

you're lying, just like you're mother when she says she wasnt at my house :nautjerk:
03-30-2006, 01:12 PM
PawnShopCEO

speedmonkey... i'm going to stop posting this rediculous funny jokes unless you can come back with something that gets atleast 1/2 of a laugh
03-30-2006, 01:34 PM
Speedm0(\)key

Quote:

Originally Posted by accordm3

speedmonkey... i'm going to stop posting this rediculous funny jokes unless you can come back with something that gets atleast 1/2 of a laugh

oh yeah.. well you drive like a fucking girl
03-30-2006, 01:40 PM
PawnShopCEO

*small chuckle*
03-30-2006, 02:00 PM
PawnShopCEO

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

oh yeah.. well you drive like you're fucking a girl

well i would say it is your mom.. but mexico city is a good 17 hr drive
03-30-2006, 02:11 PM
Repost Squintz

lol this thread got jacked big time
03-30-2006, 02:14 PM
crafty

well time slip to time slip.. I think speedmonkey's 350 is faster than you Jason.. So far..

I'm sure that will change once the tune, shifter, driver, and suspenison is fixed..
03-30-2006, 02:16 PM
crafty

Quote:

Originally Posted by smackdown

Funny you say that... I think i saw a can off ppg purple at his house...

lol tony said it was a ford purple that they put on mustangs in 94-95...
03-30-2006, 02:17 PM
PawnShopCEO

no more comments from the special ed dept... i couldnt get my car into second gear... my car from a roll will have no problem... its just 1st to 2nd
03-30-2006, 02:48 PM
Speedm0(\)key

Quote:

Originally Posted by accordm3

no more comments from the special ed dept... i couldnt get my car into second gear... my car from a roll will have no problem... its just 1st to 2nd

dont feel bad, i ran a 14.2 @ 103.XX's with a 2.3XX 60'
03-30-2006, 02:53 PM
PawnShopCEO

yea i pull 2.0 60 fts with 13" steelies... 1st gear isnt really the problem

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