Jason's Wallace's prayer

**BCRAFTY** · 02-09-2006, 07:57 AM

So last night 2much hp (vette), Accordm3 (92 civic hatch), Seth (black Z06 W/black wheels), and myself.. All meet over at Jason's house (accordm3), cause Jason and Seth wanted to race. So as i'm walking up stares i hear this noise coming from Jason's bed room.. So i get closier to listen and this is what i heard...

"now i lay me down to sleep
i pray my ass dont get beat
if he spins and i dont break
another hardtire race ill take
ill talk shome shit and make them bow
and everyone loser will think im fast now"

Anyways needless to say i ran back down stairs.. shortly after we head out the door to line the civic and the Z06 up. They get going about a 50 roll.. they both hit it, they are side by side till about 75-80, seth starts to pull just a hair.. when they both let off Seth in his Z06 was only about 2 cars ahead of Jason.. Now here's the funny part.. Seth drives an 03 Z06 with exhaust and 295 drag radials which were heated up.. Jason's civic had 13" bold street tires spinning the whole time.. OK maybe i'm wrong but i think Jason would of won that race if he wasn't spinnin..

Guys & Girls.. let me know what yall think.. would jason of won or lost with some good tires?

**TIGERJC** · 02-09-2006, 09:45 AM

super

lol

**Speedm0(\)key** · 02-09-2006, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by BCRAFTY

So last night 2much hp (vette), Accordm3 (92 civic hatch), Seth (black Z06 W/black wheels), and myself.. All meet over at Jason's house (accordm3), cause Jason and Seth wanted to race. So as i'm walking up stares i hear this noise coming from Jason's bed room.. So i get closier to listen and this is what i heard...

"now i lay me down to sleep
i pray my ass dont get beat
if he spins and i dont break
another hardtire race ill take
ill talk shome shit and make them bow
and everyone loser will think im fast now"

Anyways needless to say i ran back down stairs.. shortly after we head out the door to line the civic and the Z06 up. They get going about a 50 roll.. they both hit it, they are side by side till about 75-80, seth starts to pull just a hair.. when they both let off Seth in his Z06 was only about 2 cars ahead of Jason.. Now here's the funny part.. Seth drives an 03 Z06 with exhaust and 295 drag radials which were heated up.. Jason's civic had 13" bold street tires spinning the whole time.. OK maybe i'm wrong but i think Jason Wallace would of won that race if he wasn't spinnin.. Good race Jason

Guys & Girls.. let me know what yall think.. would jason of won or lost with some good tires?

i think you are all flaming faggots.. thats what i think

**v10sloboy** · 02-09-2006, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

i think you are all flaming faggots.. thats what i think

Hey we could all drive STI's and be cool like you. I wish I had 300HP :jerkit:

**SMOKENU** · 02-10-2006, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by v10sloboy

Hey we could all drive STI's and be cool like you. I wish I had 300HP :jerkit:

Shit I wish I did have 300HP. My ranger makes 96RWHP at the tire and
-2RWTQ. My car on the other hand will make 298RWHP. I'm almost there. A K&N air filter and I got it.

**1439/2000** · 02-10-2006, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by SMOKENU

Shit I wish I did have 300HP. My ranger makes 96RWHP at the tire and
-2RWTQ. My car on the other hand will make 298RWHP. I'm almost there. A K&N air filter and I got it.

Oh goddamn! ALMOST 300HP????

WHAT MODS DO YOU HAVE???? PLEASE TELL I WANT TO KNOW MORE!!!

LET ME KNOW ABOUT IF THE K&N FILTER DID ANYTHING. I'M LOOKING TO PUT ONE ON THE GALANT.

**KartboyWRX** · 02-10-2006, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by v10sloboy

Hey we could all drive STI's and be cool like you. I wish I had 300HP :jerkit:

so what?.. you're still a flaming cock smoker

**v10sloboy** · 02-10-2006, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by KartboyWRX

so what?.. you're still a flaming cock smoker

You guys are funny, lets all meet up tonight and have some fun. Im down how about barrett.

**5.7camal** · 02-09-2006, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

i think you are all flaming faggots.. thats what i think

hahahahahahahaahahaha!

yall need to race someother ppl on here not just yalls selves i wanna see how yall do.

**5.7camal** · 02-09-2006, 10:43 PM

Will
este sabado a Jugetes son nosotros?

**BCRAFTY** · 02-09-2006, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by 5.7camal

hahahahahahahaahahaha!

yall need to race someother ppl on here not just yalls selves i wanna see how yall do.

I guess your car is back together now, since your running your mouth again..
If someone would come up to us and actually say something when were all out on barrett, maybe we could exchange numbers.. That would make it a little easier to race other people besides our little "groups".. All this

and no

... I should be in a gunmetal ranger or a white camaro depending on the weather.. came up and say hello..

**PawnShopCEO** · 02-09-2006, 03:07 PM

yea it was a good run... i'm looking forward to the results when my car sits like i want it to

**1439/2000** · 02-09-2006, 10:49 PM

That was gay as shit.

**PawnShopCEO** · 02-10-2006, 02:36 AM

i'm wanting to see a dyno sheet from camal toe

**BCRAFTY** · 02-10-2006, 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by accordm3

i'm wanting to see a dyno sheet from camal toe

I bet it looks alot like the letter W

**5.7camal** · 02-10-2006, 07:21 AM

ive been to barret once.... to piss on fag a rama.

u guys werent out there.....
its just all yalls convos on here are like inside convos....
fuck yall.
i just said u should race some other ppl... because yall have slow ass cars....
i will never show my dyno.... 2 yall nor pop my hood...
lets make a deal here...
if i win u make me a sign that says Sean is better than bcrafty, smoknu,accordm3 and bcrafty got fucked in the ass with a razor dildo.
deal? :idb:

watch out cuz Chuck norris is comin to get u

**5.7camal** · 02-10-2006, 07:27 AM

http://www.twinturbovette.net/Updates.html
this guy made me the same setup for my lt1... you will see my car when it comes out... i have slightly larger turbos too. and better flowing heads/cam

so go give eachother glass bottom boats :jerkit:

**BCRAFTY** · 02-10-2006, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by 5.7camal

http://www.twinturbovette.net/Updates.html
this guy made me the same setup for my lt1... you will see my car when it comes out... i have slightly larger turbos too. and better flowing heads/cam

so go give eachother glass bottom boats :jerkit:

LOL ha

ha a ha ha ha... Your gonna need alot more than that camel toe.. lol you might as well start telling everyone that you have a supra.. as slow as that shit stain is gonna run... DYNO QUEEN

**BCRAFTY** · 02-10-2006, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by 5.7camal

http://www.twinturbovette.net/Updates.html
this guy made me the same setup for my lt1... you will see my car when it comes out... i have slightly larger turbos too. and better flowing heads/cam

so go give eachother glass bottom boats :jerkit:

Well here's a pic of my new setup...[IMG]

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**Luv2spd** · 02-10-2006, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by 5.7camal

http://www.twinturbovette.net/Updates.html
this guy made me the same setup for my lt1... you will see my car when it comes out... i have slightly larger turbos too. and better flowing heads/cam

so go give eachother glass bottom boats :jerkit:

Wait a minute, weren't you the same guy that had the "estimated hp" in his sig?? Then you said you were going to make less hp with the biggger motor you were going to get? By the way, how are those black stripes on the back of your car? I've always wondered how I could get some like that.

:jerkit: Let me help you out, next time you go to the "great" LWA get your car tuned.

**Luv2spd** · 02-10-2006, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by 5.7camal

ive been to barret once.... to piss on fag a rama.

u guys werent out there.....
its just all yalls convos on here are like inside convos....
fuck yall.
i just said u should race some other ppl... because yall have slow ass cars....
i will never show my dyno.... 2 yall nor pop my hood...
lets make a deal here...
if i win u make me a sign that says Sean is better than bcrafty, smoknu,accordm3 and bcrafty got fucked in the ass with a razor dildo.
deal? :idb:

watch out cuz Chuck norris is comin to get u

Wow, big words coming from that little LT1. Hey, we're building the wrong cars here craft and smokenu. All we need is an old LT1 with a little spray and we got it. What was I thinking??!!

**5.7camal** · 02-10-2006, 09:19 AM

oh yeah... well yeah...
i beat u cant say that uve custom fabed a dildo in the driver seat..

didnt think so.
call me gay ill agree wiuth u
i suck dick
i dont like pussy.. i am one
i drive a redneck ferrari.
my car is ugly i never wash it. shits dirtier than my mom
i do fuck other guys in the ass with sandpaper condoms
seriously please keep going its entertainin! it gives me new things i can make fun of myself for.
my dick is so callased over from the light cigerettes i keep puttin out on it.
and yes i fart but no one can hear..

ive never said my car was faster than yalls just that yall are a bunch of fuckin douche bags... say what u want but yall are still the fuckin faggots...
anways i dont pull out and u do... ive seen luv2spds car and it was a girl...
can i get ur #. yall need to race ppl and quit with the little flirty threads.
Bcrafty have one of them tickle ure asshole with a fuckin match.

i prefer dyno princess
aka blumpkinator

**imbosile** · 02-10-2006, 07:47 AM

whats the deal with the big chuck norris craze, its getting lame as ish.

**Vteckidd** · 02-10-2006, 11:55 AM

im not getting involved in this, cause theres obviously something i dont know, but,
Bcrafty, i have a question for you

1/8th (untuned, 75 shot)
60ft=2.153
ET =7.627
MPH=96.53

2.1 60ft in a RWD car, wtf fuck happened man, thats HORRIBLE

**Vteckidd** · 02-10-2006, 11:56 AM

and what does ACCORDM3 have done to his civic?

**v10sloboy** · 02-10-2006, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by vteckidd

and what does ACCORDM3 have done to his civic?

Built prelude motor. That is a bad sixty foot I agree. Hey why dont you come out tonight and hang out I would love to see your car sounds pretty fast.

**Vteckidd** · 02-10-2006, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by v10sloboy

Built prelude motor. That is a bad sixty foot I agree. Hey why dont you come out tonight and hang out I would love to see your car sounds pretty fast.

is it a BUILT NA motor, or is it on spray, turbo, etc?

what did it dyno at?

**Genya** · 02-10-2006, 12:01 PM

Go out Kartboy, Im bored tonight and wanna go.

**PawnShopCEO** · 02-10-2006, 12:08 PM

accordm3= sobjason... you knwo me mike... I'm supposed to come over there and stick it on the dyno whenever i get a spare moment

**Vteckidd** · 02-10-2006, 12:11 PM

ahh, ok, i remember now

**5.7camal** · 02-10-2006, 12:19 PM

haha r u serious gios car pulled?
ill walk her

i wanna meet this girl..
ne one down for an orgy...
i mean

now i will go listen to slayer

**5.7camal** · 02-10-2006, 12:21 PM

im just as sick in person if not more just as crazy.. just less of a d bag...

will u def hit the nail on the head!

i bet bcrafty runs high 11s low 12s.... with that 1/8 et and 3.08s if he really has those..
still donest matter

**BCRAFTY** · 02-10-2006, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by 5.7camal

im just as sick in person if not more just as crazy.. just less of a d bag...

will u def hit the nail on the head!

i bet bcrafty runs high 11s low 12s.... with that 1/8 et and 3.08s if he really has those..
still donest matter

The only way you'll know is to come out and run me... Ps: those times where with my old set up untuned...

**5.7camal** · 02-10-2006, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by BCRAFTY

The only way you'll know is to come out and run me... Ps: those times where with my old set up untuned...

exactly i can sit here and say my car will run a 12.2 on spray with slicks..
but that dont mean shit if i cant run it.
u wanna give me like 1500 to get my car some new rims/tires?
please.....

**BCRAFTY** · 02-10-2006, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by 5.7camal

im just as sick in person if not more just as crazy.. just less of a d bag...

will u def hit the nail on the head!

i bet bcrafty runs high 11s low 12s.... with that 1/8 et and 3.08s if he really has those..
still donest matter

And since you like to be a smart ass.. just to info you on your math skills. a 2.153 60ft and 7.627 1/8mile equals 11.151= 1/4mile at 144.5mph.. 0-60mph=3.76sec.. [email protected] [email protected]

**5.7camal** · 02-10-2006, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by BCRAFTY

And since you like to be a smart ass.. just to info you on your math skills. a 2.153 60ft and 7.627 1/8mile equals 11.151= 1/4mile at 144.5mph.. 0-60mph=3.76sec.. [email protected] [email protected]

if ur usin hp calc or 1/4 calc etc that shit is wrong!
its all bout hp/tq through the entire rpm range as well as gearing in the diff and tranny, weight, temp alt etc....
u cant exact predict ur 1/4 unless uve already run it.
is that ur actual ET?

www.dragtimes.com
look at real world results for camaros... or any other car for that matter. and you will see every car will trap a different speed for the 1/4 and a different speed/time for the 8th
:idb:

**Vteckidd** · 02-10-2006, 01:12 PM

seymour222 said hell run any of you V8 boys anytime, hell give you the jump as well

OH SHIZZLE

**Seymour222** · 02-10-2006, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by vteckidd

seymour222 said hell run any of you V8 boys anytime, hell give you the jump as well

OH SHIZZLE

Oh damn, that was wrong, just trolling, nosin in everyones business. damn. I guess its on.

**Vteckidd** · 02-10-2006, 01:25 PM

HAHA i saw you reading this thread, thought it would be funny

**Seymour222** · 02-10-2006, 01:41 PM

It was. Is someone gonna call someone out before tonight? Its gonna be dark soon and we need some entertainment.

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