So I totally killed a POS camaro last night

In before the lock.

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

The irony of your post is clearly evident. You've shown the true "retared" is yourself. Maybe next time you try to insult someone, you should at least spell the words correctly.

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I'm not insulting just telling the truth. Sorry my keyboard racing skills are not as good as your. I hit a wrong key I guess in your world thats like a missing a gear:goodjob:

You can run your mouth all you want I'm sure you just another fag on here that decided to be cool and get another screen name because there board at work:goodjob:

Also what do you drive again?????? I never heard you mention that. I guess nothing or your to embarassed to say. I will run you if you want and set you out a couple of cars:yes:

I think he has a Mustang with a 3JZ swap GT Series 118MM twins and air to water intercooler, Allison 16spd w/ jake and GTslOw's old nitrous system.

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Originally Posted by FAHHQUE700

I think he has a Mustang with a 3JZ swap GT Series 118MM twins and air to water intercooler, Allison 16spd w/ jake and GTslOw's old nitrous system.

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hey leave my nitrous kit out of this:tongue1:

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Originally Posted by FAHHQUE700

I think he has a Mustang with a 3JZ swap GT Series 118MM twins and air to water intercooler, Allison 16spd w/ jake and GTslOw's old nitrous system.

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No he drives an 04 SLOBRA and is to scared to race anyone because he scared that peice of junk will drug down road. Bring that shit out and run it instead of your mouth. Your worse than thacker ever was. Atleast he actually raced once in a blue moon.

I know who Fred is, kind of.

Or the story behind Fred.

lol

Still want to see his Honda Fit. Anyone that would put nitrous on those cars has to be stupid.

Fred has a Slobra?

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Originally Posted by Tracer

Fred has got ALOT of baller cars....well what I was told. So he's no joke.

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It's true. Every day I've got to decide if I wanna drive mah Ferrari, Lambo, Porsche, or Fit. I usually stick with the Fit.

Seems like a pretty obvious choice to me, or you could drive a non-existant '96 TransAm. I hear those are pretty cool.

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Originally Posted by slowhawk01

No he drives an 04 SLOBRA and is to scared to race anyone because he scared that peice of junk will drug down road. Bring that shit out and run it instead of your mouth. Your worse than thacker ever was. Atleast he actually raced once in a blue moon.

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It's really an '05 Cobra. Yeah, they didn't make any that year, but Ford cranked up the shit to make me 1 of 1 for '05. I'm that special.

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Originally Posted by hydroshutter

Seems like a pretty obvious choice to me, or you could drive a non-existant '96 TransAm. I hear those are pretty cool.

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so i guess ill be driving my non-existant '96 TransAm when i go meet up with "b" this wekend so i guess i cant go

Thats a B with a capital B.

When and where are we meeting?

You gonna go with me to Gwuinett?

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

It's true. Every day I've got to decide if I wanna drive mah Ferrari, Lambo, Porsche, or Fit. I usually stick with the Fit.

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I would stay with the Fit too. That way you can still pay your insurance for the other cars. Gas is getting too expensive.

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Originally Posted by onebadbird96

so i guess ill be driving my non-existant '96 TransAm when i go meet up with "b" this wekend so i guess i cant go

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Wow, you've got a '96 T/A and LT1UltraGay has a '95 Z28. Guess I know who the real life Trailer Park Boys are around here.
Are you sure you can pull yourself away from the NASCAR race long enough to meet up with B?
Whooooooooooo go dale jr whooooooooooo!

lol

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

It's really an '05 Cobra. Yeah, they didn't make any that year, but Ford cranked up the shit to make me 1 of 1 for '05. I'm that special.

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So I take it your to much of a bitch to bring that shit out and race?? You talk alot of shit on here and no racing. You even have a blower on your car and still won't race an all motor vette. Thats just pathetic:yes:

I guess thats why you drive a SLOWBRA talk shit and never run.

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

Wow, you've got a '96 T/A and LT1UltraGay has a '95 Z28. Guess I know who the real life Trailer Park Boys are around here.
Are you sure you can pull yourself away from the NASCAR race long enough to meet up with B?
Whooooooooooo go dale jr whooooooooooo!

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Whats wrong with living in a trailor park????? I guess I need to peal my Tony Stewert sticker off my car:yes:

Well I'm off to go run the pinks all out show in Rockingham yall have fun:goodjob:

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

Out near Summit in McD. Ran up to get some parts and got back on 75. Some redneck in his mullet machine pulls up next to me as I am cruising at 80 and starts to goose his crapbox. Naturally I made a hand gesture of 'Go ahead,' and sporty gassed it. I let him get about half a car on me before I hammered it and proceeded to decimate his inferior vehicle. Got about 2 bus lengths on his 'can't holds its value-mobile' and he tried to do a trailer park fly-by. This was unacceptable, so I had to gun it again. He didn't even make it to my front bumper before he got his lungs full of my exhaust. What a loser.

So, red camaro SS mullet trailer trash welfare bandit, if you are on here..get a real car fag.

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So he was from a rival trailer park, and you're stoked you got the win?

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Originally Posted by slowhawk01

So I take it your to much of a bitch to bring that shit out and race?? You talk alot of shit on here and no racing. You even have a blower on your car and still won't race an all motor vette. Thats just pathetic:yes:

I guess thats why you drive a SLOWBRA talk shit and never run.

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You did catch the part that they didn't make 05 cobra's right?

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Originally Posted by B

You did catch the part that they didn't make 05 cobra's right?

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He has enough trouble spelling everyday words, I doubt his reading comprehension is above the average 3rd graders.

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Originally Posted by slowhawk01

So I take it your to much of a bitch to bring that shit out and race?? You talk alot of shit on here and no racing. You even have a blower on your car and still won't race an all motor vette. Thats just pathetic:yes:

I guess thats why you drive a SLOWBRA talk shit and never run.

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Whoa...somebody got what they think is the inside scoop and suddenly their head is growing at an enormous rate. Let's see here, does your inside source know me in person? I think not. Have they drawn all their info from things I post on the internet? Yep. Is everything on the internet true? OF COURSE IT IS!

Keep talking out of your ass, your ignorance is as amusing as ever.
While we are on the topic of ignorance, please...PLEASE send me your paypal address. I will paypal you the money to buy hooked on phonics. Maybe after a crash course with that, you'll be able to spell simple words.
Examples of your painfully obvious stupidity:

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No he drives an 04 SLOBRA and is to scared to race anyone because he scared that peice of junk will drug down road. Bring that shit out and run it instead of your mouth. Your worse than thacker ever was. Atleast he actually raced once in a blue moon.

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I'm not insulting just telling the truth. Sorry my keyboard racing skills are not as good as your. I hit a wrong key I guess in your world thats like a missing a gear:goodjob:

You can run your mouth all you want I'm sure you just another fag on here that decided to be cool and get another screen name because there board at work:goodjob:

Also what do you drive again?????? I never heard you mention that. I guess nothing or your to embarassed to say. I will run you if you want and set you out a couple of cars:yes:

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Whats wrong with living in a trailor park????? I guess I need to peal my Tony Stewert sticker off my car:yes:

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Really, nobody is asking for literary masterpieces, but the shit you type out is utter retard level grammar.
But wait!! You have a corvette, that means you are uber cool!!
http://smiliesftw.com/huge/bowroflcrowd.gif

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Originally Posted by slowhawk01

Whats wrong with living in a trailor park????? I guess I need to peal my Tony Stewert sticker off my car:yes:

Well I'm off to go run the pinks all out show in Rockingham yall have fun:goodjob:

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Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (3 members and 0 guests) Fred Sanford, lightspeed, 198plus
I thought you were off to dominate the world...you have a cammed bolt-on corvette and all.

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

Whoa...somebody got what they think is the inside scoop and suddenly their head is growing at an enormous rate. Let's see here, does your inside source know me in person? I think not.

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I have the real inside scoop. I know who yoru creator is. And I think it's funny as fuck.

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Originally Posted by B

I have the real inside scoop. I know who yoru creator is. And I think it's funny as fuck.

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Fucking Tom Cruise. I thought that nigga was trustworthy. Wait till Lord Xenu hears that he's been flapping his lips.

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Originally Posted by B

Thats a B with a capital B.

When and where are we meeting?

You gonna go with me to Gwuinett?

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i was thinking about it, or the track if you want to do that

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

Wow, you've got a '96 T/A and LT1UltraGay has a '95 Z28. Guess I know who the real life Trailer Park Boys are around here.
Are you sure you can pull yourself away from the NASCAR race long enough to meet up with B?
Whooooooooooo go dale jr whooooooooooo!

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no see i dont have to pull myself away b/c its on at 1-2 and its off by 6-7. so im good to go!!!!!!!!!!:goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:

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Originally Posted by onebadbird96

i was thinking about it, or the track if you want to do that

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Can't go to the track quite yet.

I dont come in the killsforum much but it seems like this Fred moron is just trying to piss people off. He doesnt seem to know a whole lot either except how to use a thesaurus. Why are people wasting time on this?

Fred isn't exactly a real person, although he IS real.


lol

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Originally Posted by mikeAPRTT

I dont come in the killsforum much but it seems like this Fred moron is just trying to piss people off. He doesnt seem to know a whole lot either except how to use a thesaurus. Why are people wasting time on this?

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So now anybody who is good at English automatically is using a thesaurus? Wonderful thought process there. I guess people who can drive well must have gone to a professional driving school?
I don't know a whole lot? When was I asked any question that was meant to exercise my knowledge of whatever 'a whole lot' is?

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Originally Posted by onebadbird96

i was thinking about it, or the track if you want to do that

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You are the biggest pussy in the world. You consistantly stated you wouldn't run at the track because "some friends of yours burnt out their clutches". Admit it, you are just a shit-talking little cunt who wets his pants everytime someone calls him out. You are a fucking idiot and you need to get out of the kills forum.

You don't have a car or a bike. You ride the bus, you little bitch.

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Originally Posted by David88vert

You are the biggest pussy in the world. You consistantly stated you wouldn't run at the track because "some friends of yours burnt out their clutches". Admit it, you are just a shit-talking little cunt who wets his pants everytime someone calls him out. You are a fucking idiot and you need to get out of the kills forum.

You don't have a car or a bike. You ride the bus, you little bitch.

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Ouch. That is the e-verbal equal to ike slapping tina.

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So now anybody who is good at English automatically is using a thesaurus? Wonderful thought process there. I guess people who can drive well must have gone to a professional driving school?

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No, not all people, just people trying to sound intelligent. I just have a hard time believing any intelligent person would waste the amount of time you do randomly insulting people. And the fact that you are so infatuated with the quality of grammar and spelling in everyone's post really lends one to believe you are making special efforts to try to "out do" people in this regard. You come across as a high-school jerky using Word to edit your writing on Mom and Dad's Dell.
...Or maybe you're just a pathetic schmuck :goodjob:
Why are you even on here? You obviously arent on here for anything constructive or car-related. You should either stay in one of the lifestyle forums, or just stop posting on here totally.

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Originally Posted by David88vert

You are the biggest pussy in the world. You consistantly stated you wouldn't run at the track because "some friends of yours burnt out their clutches". Admit it, you are just a shit-talking little cunt who wets his pants everytime someone calls him out. You are a fucking idiot and you need to get out of the kills forum.

You don't have a car or a bike. You ride the bus, you little bitch.

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dude i told you im not runing the bike at the track i never said i wouldnt run my car there so why dont you stfu. i mean i told you i would run you with my car at the track

It's getting nasty in here.

AND I am not causing it.

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Originally Posted by mikeAPRTT

No, not all people, just people trying to sound intelligent. I just have a hard time believing any intelligent person would waste the amount of time you do randomly insulting people. And the fact that you are so infatuated with the quality of grammar and spelling in everyone's post really lends one to believe you are making special efforts to try to "out do" people in this regard. You come across as a high-school jerky using Word to edit your writing on Mom and Dad's Dell.
...Or maybe you're just a pathetic schmuck :goodjob:
Why are you even on here? You obviously arent on here for anything constructive or car-related. You should either stay in one of the lifestyle forums, or just stop posting on here totally.

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I'm sorry, are my big words giving you a headache? Are you having to dig out a dictionary to see what some of these words mean? Unless you never finished high school, then none of the words I use should be an enigma.
You are trying to fault me for practicing good grammar. I should fault you for driving a woman's car. Just seeing a man driving an Audi TT makes me question his sexual orientation. To be quite honest, I feel a bit emasculated just looking at one. So here is a hint for you; Go get a real mans car, then come back and be a prick about my vocabulary. Also next time try not to be so verbose with your replies.

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

I'm sorry, are my big words giving you a headache? Are you having to dig out a dictionary to see what some of these words mean? Unless you never finished high school, then none of the words I use should be an enigma.
You are trying to fault me for practicing good grammar. I should fault you for driving a woman's car. Just seeing a man driving an Audi TT makes me question his sexual orientation. To be quite honest, I feel a bit emasculated just looking at one. So here is a hint for you; Go get a real mans car, then come back and be a prick about my vocabulary. Also next time try not to be so verbose with your replies.

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Funny how you again have no relative retort. As expected.
Oh, and yeah, a Fit is a really masculine car :lmfao: But thats OK...Im sure thats all you could afford on your McDonald's salary :goodjob:
You really ought to change your name to "craftsman," because you really are a tool.
Im done with this, so don't bother to reply to me. Its probably past your bedtime anyway.

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Originally Posted by mikeAPRTT

Funny how you again have no relative retort. As expected.
Oh, and yeah, a Fit is a really masculine car :lmfao: But thats OK...Im sure thats all you could afford on your McDonald's salary :goodjob:
You really ought to change your name to "craftsman," because you really are a tool.
Im done with this, so don't bother to reply to me. Its probably past your bedtime anyway.

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No relative retort? Are you fucking retarded on top of being confused about your sexuality? I replied directly to the heart of your previous yammering and addressed your issue with my vocabulary. I guess just claiming that I have no relative retort is your way of saying I made part of your miniscule brain implode like Stardust a few weeks ago.
My Fit is 10000x more relaiable than that chick car you have. Let me guess your dream garage:
VW Beetle
V6 Mustang
VW Cabriolet
Miata
Does that just about cover your "manly" dream stable?
I really like that 'craftsman tool' bit. I think my 6 yr old nephew told me he used that joke a few weeks back. That in itself tells me what sort of level your mentality operates on.
You better get back to fixing those mowers Karl. You don't want scooter to get old Bill Cox on you.

I'm still failing to understand why somone would come on to a forum clearly labled as being for imports, and then get their jollies talking shit, are you confused.

I'm going to go to team trailer park V-8s dot com and start talking shit about how many miles per gallon I get.

I don't care how well you spell, especailly if you consider the topic to which the effort is being applied. You may be the most articulate MF'er in the world, but between being able to spell, and being able to decide what to apply that "talent" to; I think the later is more an indicative of actual intelligence.