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  1. 12-12-2006, 05:17 PM #1
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    Default My grandparents are retarded...

    So i get something in the mail from my "grandparents", which i assumed was a christmas present. Let me start off by saying that i don't even consider them to be family, but we are unfortunately blood relatives. Anyway... I bring the dvd shaped package inside wondering what kind of crap they were going to send me. Two years ago I got elf from them and last year they sent me that adam sandler football movie, so they've been pretty good so far.

    I open the top half of the package... Bam it's a fucking disney movie. I'm like "You've got to be kidding me". Then i unwrap the rest and see that it's Paul "douchebag fast and furious" Walker in some movie called "eight below". Apparently it's about a dude with a dog sled that gets lost in antartica.

    Of all the retarded shit to send me...

    I think I am going to overnight this shit to japan.
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  2. 12-12-2006, 05:19 PM #2
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    you could always exchange it
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING
    So i get something in the mail from my "grandparents", which i assumed was a christmas present. Let me start off by saying that i don't even consider them to be family, but we are unfortunately blood relatives. Anyway... I bring the dvd shaped package inside wondering what kind of crap they were going to send me. Two years ago I got elf from them and last year they sent me that adam sandler football movie, so they've been pretty good so far.

    I open the top half of the package... Bam it's a fucking disney movie. I'm like "You've got to be kidding me". Then i unwrap the rest and see that it's Paul "douchebag fast and furious" Walker in some movie called "eight below". Apparently it's about a dude with a dog sled that gets lost in antartica.

    Of all the retarded shit to send me...

    I think I am going to overnight this shit to japan.
    Ya dont even bother watching that movie it sucks...

    Shit give it to your mother or something for christmas...
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    Don't hate on grandparents. They try. How should they know?
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    one day we'll all be doing the same thing and our grandkids will think were retarded.
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  6. 12-12-2006, 06:53 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    Don't hate on grandparents. They try. How should they know?
    +1 to you for sticking up for the elderly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 97prelude
    one day we'll all be doing the same thing and our grandkids will think were retarded.
    ha point taken.

    Damn young kids and their newfangled electronic devices... Get off my lawn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 97prelude
    one day we'll all be doing the same thing and our grandkids will think were retarded.
    Fuck that "one day" or "later on" bullshit, I'm starting now. I'm thinking a pack of hot dogs for my younger cousins would cause enough of a WTF moment to carry me at least until their birthdays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
    Fuck that "one day" or "later on" bullshit, I'm starting now. I'm thinking a pack of hot dogs for my younger cousins would cause enough of a WTF moment to carry me at least until their birthdays.
    better than what you usually do with the hotdogs
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    lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING
    better than what you usually do with the hotdogs
    So is your ability to turn anything into a horribly gay sounding situation an acquired talent or were you born with it?
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    well if they had sent you porn you woulda thought any different of them ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wHtKoNgDrIfT
    well if they had sent you porn you woulda thought any different of them ?
    Depends on the porn...

    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
    So is your ability to turn anything into a horribly gay sounding situation an acquired talent or were you born with it?
    I guess it just hit me sometime during high school... I was bitten by a gay radioactive spider.

    With that said, i am going into temporary gay innuendo retirement.
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