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    Smile Ever "NOT" been caught in a lie?

    when your GF(or BF for "some" of you ) thinks she caught you lying but there was no real foul play.

    ex: long story short we broke up but got back together and last time she remembers you had X# of "protection" but you were actually out and only had the kind both of you didn't like but got on a whim b/c you thought it might be cool. but they actually don't have a "warming" sensation.
    so I go & grab 1 and she's like, "WTF, where did the others go?" I say, "we ran out. that was the last 1" then she says, "No way. you had a bunch."
    I'm sitting there thinking wtf, I'm 99.9% sure I haven''t gotten laid since then. what the hell is going on here?
    needless to say that didn't stop anything. :idb: I was just wondering if this has happened to anyone else. kinda felt like a Seifeld episode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Ummm...buttsecks?
    @ least you live up to your name.
    and no, she would die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    and no, she would die.
    She's that small huh? Wow, you've surpassed me and George.

    Well, maybe not George, but you got me beat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    She's that small huh? Wow, you've surpassed me and George.

    Well, maybe not George, but you got me beat.
    +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    kinda felt like a Seifeld episode.
    racise



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    racise
    racise? please explain you damn chink
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    racise? please explain you damn chink
    *looks for sig running into the room w/ KKK hoodie and, the lil nigga yellin "THATS RACIST"*



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    *looks for sig running into the room w/ KKK hoodie and, the lil nigga yellin "THATS RACIST"*






    same shit happened to me with the condoms. apparently woman count them lol...she accused me of cheating and was like "there were 3 left! why arent there any now?" and im like we used them!!!.....yeah didnt get any that night though...so i guess your story is better lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20



    reps for u



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    reps for u
    i have some other really funny ones, but they are at home
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