hrmm... cant open it bc its addressed to my parents lol wonder what it is
lol The bastard ass neighborhood association has been snitching on us like daily for stupid shit... like no one will be home all day and then like 1 day i'll have some friends over and some cars overflow into the street and the motherfuckers come to my house the next morning and are like we cant have that... lol wtf? every single person in the neighborhood has ppl over who use teh street hahah.
so then one day some bitch in a busted ass old ford van rolls past my house while i'm in the driveway she calls me over... She poitns at my car (79 corolla) and is like we do not allow junk cars to be stored here (i was offended)... I'm like WTF how is it a junk car... she's like it has no tag.. i'm like it does its just not installed... she's like do you drive it, i'm like does it matter? its my car... hahah lol she got pissed and drove off...so i put the tag on my corolla lol and i dont even drive it just to piss the bastards off.
so yeah numerous run ins with the fags
lol so i dropped in a motor in my driveway like in the middle of the night once (no air tools ,nothing power, just hand tools) and didn't really make noise... moved the car back into the garage... nothing happened, no one knew... one day i was fuckin changing a flat tire on my mom's car and the bitches send a notice to the door like you can not work on cars in this neighborhood (they always say shit like that, like we're some foreigners or something) lol so because of that i stopped mowing my lawn frequently... lol i just let it get really shaggy and allow the weeds to grow, etc... besides we're moving soon... fuckin bastards i hate them, they have no life.
I'm serious they're always middle aged housewives who have nothing better to do. One day some bitch rolled by while i was in the driveway and is like why do you work on cars in the driveway... i'm like i dont i work on them in the garage and that is allowed, i checked the laws, she's like isn't that inconsiderate.... And i know she's never seen me in my life... just fuckin gossip at the lame ass neighborhood association meetings and shit... They all need something to entertain themselves so they create drama.
Oh yeah at first I was really polite about it liek i'll make sure i'll take care of it, then take care of whatever they said.. Then they just started getting REALLY trivial with it tryin to piss us off or something...
Anyways bastards are always getting at us for trivial shit like our house numbers werent clear on the mailbox LOL... so in big letters I SPRAY PAINTED THE HOUSE NUMBERS ON A TREE LOLLLL (ask annihilation) so we got another notice for that... lol so i pressure washed the letters off and the tree was all bare LOL looked retarded.
so hrm... vote on teh poll




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