A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks
up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to
him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
member, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown."
The little man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big
guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did
you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions
everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350
pounds, I have a 20 inch private member, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3
pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I
thought you said, Turn Around!"

Later, QD.