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    Default AWESOME lawyer story

    ( Charlotte , North Carolina )
    A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars; then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued; and WON!

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    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

    This is a true story and was the first place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.



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    WOW. that was a good little read.

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    i live here and i never heard this...link??
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    Im going to law school in 08, wooohooo....no?
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    i posted this shit like last yr

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    yeah, but I guess he reposted it because the guy was released last month after the 24 months
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    wow do you guys surf the web or IA for that matter? thas old shit

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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    wow do you guys surf the web or IA for that matter? thas old shit
    nope I'm becoming old school to the OG booyyyyy


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    y0 u neva told me if u had some extra centercaps for the starion wheels



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    bretts reposting disease is spreading like aids ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    y0 u neva told me if u had some extra centercaps for the starion wheels
    did you ask? I can't remember I'll check once I get back in south

    they don't have sweet iced tea up here. I'm freaking the fuck out man


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    where r u ??
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    nvm ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    did you ask? I can't remember I'll check once I get back in south

    they don't have sweet iced tea up here. I'm freaking the fuck out man
    c00 thanks man, i got mine painted, i wanted to paint the centers too and put em on so i can cover up my grease bearing 'covers'



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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