my sis has this crazy ex that she got involved with and became preggers.....she dumped him months ago, and recently she became worried about the way her residential area has gone further downhill that it already was. she calls me one day with "rah, mind if i hold on to one of your guns? you have a gang of them and there's been alot of breakins in my area, and i dont feel safe." after thinking the implications through for a couple days, i send one to her.... a week later i call and check up on her and while talking i ask her "so how's SHE(the gun i sent her way) been treating you?" her response "see! people talk too much!"
me: what you talking 'bout?
her: what YOU talking 'bout?
me: ~sigh~ what you did now?
her: uh.....my ex came by, and i shot out his window....i was mad...
me: WHAT?! YOU USED SOMETHING I LOANED YOU FOR YOUR PROTECTION ONLY AND YOU USE IT OUT OF ANGER??
her: well, i didnt hit him....
WTF.....