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Thread: If you were posed with a life decision

  1. 10-19-2006, 11:27 AM #1
    Nemesis
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    Default If you were posed with a life decision

    YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE


    Have sex with Rosie O'Donnell and then Roseanne Barr


    or


    be subjected to shock (electrical) torture for 24 hours
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  2. 10-19-2006, 11:31 AM #2
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    Wire me up.
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  3. 10-19-2006, 11:31 AM #3
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    a lose lose situation






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  4. 10-19-2006, 11:33 AM #4
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    rosie



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  5. 10-19-2006, 11:37 AM #5
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    hmm u never said I had to eat....They can eat all they want..and a dildo never hurt nobody!!!

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  6. 10-19-2006, 11:38 AM #6
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  7. 10-19-2006, 11:39 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    hmm u never said I had to eat....They can eat all they want..and a dildo never hurt nobody!!!
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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  8. 10-19-2006, 11:51 AM #8
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    shit i would fuck them i wouldnt wanna get shocked for 24 hours ..
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  9. 10-19-2006, 11:57 AM #9
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    faced w/those decisions, i think a cyanide pill is in order
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  10. 10-19-2006, 12:03 PM #10
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    run?
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  11. 10-19-2006, 12:05 PM #11
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    Would just ask if I could have them both at once and have a 3 some so it would be over in half the time then go shock myself...LOL
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  12. 10-19-2006, 12:06 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Would just ask if I could have them both at once and have a 3 some so it would be over in half the time then go shock myself...LOL



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  13. 10-19-2006, 12:50 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
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  14. 10-19-2006, 12:53 PM #14
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    Stick penis in blender>?
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  15. 10-19-2006, 01:14 PM #15
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    lol....Nismo wins....

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  16. 10-19-2006, 01:29 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE


    Have sex with Rosie O'Donnell and then Roseanne Barr


    or


    be subjected to shock (electrical) torture for 24 hours
    @ the same time or what?
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  17. 10-19-2006, 01:37 PM #17
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    pills then sex...lol
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  18. 10-19-2006, 04:13 PM #18
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    First of all rosie wouldnt have sex with me cas he is gay, and Roseanne would prolly have a heartattack getting off the couch or getting into a correct position...

    So given that choice would prolly go rob a liquor store get really really drunk passout and let one of them have thier way...and wake up going I am glad I didnt witness that...then go puke my guts out...
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  19. 10-19-2006, 05:03 PM #19
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    aw man, are mustache rides involved or what

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  20. 10-19-2006, 05:10 PM #20
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    I picked the shock... Even with a BOTTLE of viagra i honestly doubt i could get going enough to do anything.
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  21. 10-19-2006, 06:04 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    aw man, are mustache rides involved or what
    Crush your head like a grape.
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  22. 10-19-2006, 06:05 PM #22
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    face full of ass residue, yuck
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  23. 10-19-2006, 06:08 PM #23
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  24. 10-19-2006, 06:20 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE


    Have sex with Rosie O'Donnell and then Roseanne Barr


    or


    be subjected to shock (electrical) torture for 24 hours
    Hmmm, no way in hell if I HAD to pick, that I could do them 2 back to back... and I damn sure dont wanna get shocked for 24 hours.

    So how bout we compromise and I can pick 1 of them and lick a 9v battery while fuckin them.
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  25. 10-19-2006, 09:37 PM #25
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    I HATE being shocked. I turn into a big pussy.
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  26. 10-19-2006, 09:41 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by RB26powered
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    I HATE being shocked. I turn into a big pussy.
    So basically what you're saying is that in your case, either option is gonna involve a big ass pussy and you'd rather get some big ass pussy than become one...
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  27. 10-20-2006, 08:26 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
    So basically what you're saying is that in your case, either option is gonna involve a big ass pussy and you'd rather get some big ass pussy than become one...
    hehehe....Wrong just wrong....

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  28. 10-20-2006, 08:30 AM #28
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    how 'bout i annoy the question poser enough to where shock is administered while they(o'donnell/ barr) give me a handjob. you never specified type of sex....


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