So I'm driving home from the gym yesterday with my window rolled down. I have my music up loud and traffic is starting to pick up when this dude in his mid to late 30's pulls up next to me and honks his horn. I look over and he smiles and waves at me, so I wave back.
Ok this is where is get a lil wierd. He the paces his car with me and preceded to tell me " You're the best looking man I've ever seen in my life." I was like UH OK. Then he truns to me and says " I'll give you the best blow job you ever had."
Well needless to say I was totally shocked. What kind of person would say that in traffic? I must admit I was kind of flattered, but there was no way I'm letting some dude get near my cash and prizes. When he said it I thought maybe he had someone else in the car with him playing a joke or maybe it was one of those prank TV shows and there was a video camera in focused on me somehow. Wrong this dude was dead serious. So not to be rude I just smiled and said "Nah man I'm good," and quikly got away from him.
I must say that was some of the funniest shit that has ever happened to me. So naturally I had to call several people on my way home and tell them the funny story.