Top 75 reasons why women should not have freedom of speech.

Keep in mind all of this stuff is coming directly from the class book, word for word.

1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer
2. If she's in the kitchen like she should be, no one can hear her anyway
3. If she can talk, all she'll do is complain
4. Because she won't say "I will" instead of "I do"
5. No man wants to hear "first down" during a basketball game
6. Because PMS is no excuse for whining
7. No man needs or wants to hear the word "period" unless it has to do with hockey
8. Women created tampon and yeast infection commercials during football
9. Affirmative action
10. When men whistle at them in the street, they should just shut up and obey anyway
11. If my...in her mouth, she can't talk anyway
12. Oprah
13. Feminists
14. Because that stupid look on her face should not be accompanied by an equally stupid statement
15. The 2nd and 19th amendments
16. I don't want to be made to lie and say "I love you" after sex
17. Highway fatalities would decrease by over 90%
18. When I sneak out at four in the morning, I don't want to hear anybody calling me back
19. "No, I will NOT buy you tampons while I'm at the store."
20. This is my...I'm gonna...you. No more stupid questions
21. Don't waste your breath, I won't respect you in the morning
22. Women sportscasters
23. Women congressman
24. God forbid, a woman president (oops, my bad-see #66)
25. Marge Schott
26. Stupid says as stupid does (and is)
27. Dikes (unless I can jump in the middle)
28. Where does speaking come into "barefoot and pregnant"
29. Yes that toilet seat was yellow in the first place
30. TLC and Salt-N-Pepa
31. I could give a...if you're pregnant
32. I don't care if you're in labor. For the love of god, let me sleep
33. Women caused the 18th amendment
34. The life expectancy of the average male goes down with every bitchy word
35. Female drunks are annoying unless they put out (for which they don't need to talk)
36. We're tired of their "we can't pee standing up" shit
37. That damn apple
38. If she can't speak, she can't cry rape
39. Of course, if she can't speak, she can't say no
40. Rosanne. Nuff said
41. Suzanne Powter. Too much said
42. Honestly, do they really have anything useful to say
43. Only one set of lips should be moving at a time
44. If she can't talk, she can't bitch when I forget important dates
45. There are no speaking parts in pornos anyway
46. When she talks she's not drinking; it's hard to get her drunk when she's talking
47. Nothing should come out a woman's mouth, SWALLOW...!
48. The mute button only works on the TV
49. Whores get payed by the hour not by the word
50. Helen Keller was the ultimate woman
51. Equality is for math
52. The credit card bill speaks for itself
53. If it hurts, I don't wanna hear it
54. Marcia Clark
55. Chick-flicks
56. You don't see Victoria's Secret models talking, do you
57. Janet, Mariah, and Whitney
58. Michael Jackson
59. Silence and sex make a great combination
60. N.O.W.? NO. NOW BITCH? YES
61. Intelligent car conversation? Hell no. Her head should never be above the dashboard
62. That annoying fat bitch from Snapple
63. Your mouth is useful in so many other ways
64. High phone bills really suck
65. Women should be seen and not heard
66. Do you think it was BILL Clinton who...up the country
67. If I want romance, I'll turn on Playboy (hopefully not her)
68. Because they're not men
69. 69, finally a use for both lips at the same time
70. If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it
71. Hell, if I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you
72. "Where've you been?" Who the...are you, my mother
73. Women on radio? You can't see them, do you really want to hear them
74. Unless the words are "Doctor, can you make these bigger?" shut the...up
75. Big breasts should speak for themselves