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  1. 09-14-2006, 07:18 AM #1
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    > >> >Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
    >looks over at him and asks the question:
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
    > >> >
    > >> >WIFE: -- silence --
    > >> >
    > >> >
    > >> >
    > >> >HUSBAND: "shit."
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  2. 09-14-2006, 07:20 AM #2
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    man these damn things are nothing but reposts.

    Im not clicking any of your damned threads ole man!!!!!
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  3. 09-14-2006, 07:21 AM #3
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    kill her now, she knows too much
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  4. 09-14-2006, 07:41 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis Digital
    man these damn things are nothing but reposts.

    Im not clicking any of your damned threads ole man!!!!!

    DFS says FUK U
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  5. 09-14-2006, 07:47 AM #5
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    LIRL..the question is.."Would you read one of Bretts early morning threads again?"
    ..and your answer is...



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  6. 09-14-2006, 07:48 AM #6
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    LIRL.... +1
    Here, hold my beer!
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  7. 09-14-2006, 07:54 AM #7
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    dam thats funny

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  8. 09-14-2006, 09:42 AM #8
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    Lol.... that's funny
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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  9. 09-14-2006, 09:49 AM #9
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    this shit is old just like you Brett ..

    * throws rocks - apples - tomatoes - water bottles *
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  10. 09-14-2006, 10:09 AM #10
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    I thought it was funny. Had to read the last part a second time to get it, but Brett stop posting these old ass jokes!!!!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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  11. 09-14-2006, 10:49 AM #11
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    and you would think as old as this bastard is he would have seen em before, but NOOOOOOOOO...he's acting all new like this is fresh material..old tool



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  12. 09-14-2006, 10:54 AM #12
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    ^ LIRL ..

    TELL HIM AGAIN !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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  13. 09-14-2006, 11:06 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveO
    ^ LIRL ..

    TELL HIM AGAIN !!!
    and you would think as old as this bastard is he would have seen em before, but NOOOOOOOOO...he's acting all new like this is fresh material..old tool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  14. 09-14-2006, 02:55 PM #14
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    repost or not..so funny..
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