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  1. 08-17-2006, 05:57 PM #1
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    Default Tonight's White Power Joke!! HA HA HA

    David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no
    black NASCAR drivers:

    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

    # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

    # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

    # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up
    pants at the same time.

    # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.

    # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

    # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

    # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

    # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.


    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
    NASCAR...

    #1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!
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  2. 08-17-2006, 05:58 PM #2
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    I posted that a few years ago and you were the first to reply. Gotcha back. Lolol. Later, QD.
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    haha thats pretty funny
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  4. 08-17-2006, 05:59 PM #4
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    Brett just clean your car ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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  5. 08-17-2006, 06:00 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch®
    I posted that a few years ago and you were the first to reply. Gotcha back. Lolol. Later, QD.
    Yeah I remember it but I got it in an email today so thought woul dbe funny to repost
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  6. 08-17-2006, 06:02 PM #6
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    Definitely a funny repost, dude. +'s from me. Later, QD.
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  7. 08-17-2006, 06:16 PM #7
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    That's hilarios nice find.
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    brett can you wash my rims man, just come over to clean the spokes man, quit postin old ass jokes

    bring the Eagle one too puto, Im all out
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  9. 08-17-2006, 06:28 PM #9
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    i do not understand ur whitey jokes
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  10. 08-17-2006, 06:31 PM #10
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    HAHAHA dat shits funny.. lirl at #5
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    good stuff
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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  12. 08-17-2006, 11:17 PM #12
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    #2/#7 were the kickers for meh!
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    Brett's washin cars now?

    I got a white explorer that's just about brown from running back and forth to Savannah... wanna wash it? :P

    your nascar jokes made me chuckle. I just saw Talladega Nights, so if you wanna make me laugh about nascar, it's gotta be funnier than that movie, and I don't think that's possible.. I was fucking CRYING at some parts of it. So funny!

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    SAVE ME TOM CRUISE!!! lmfao...wow
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    LoL! That's pretty funny. But you know what NASCAR really stands for right?

    N on
    A thletic
    S port
    C reated
    A round
    R ednecks

    Just thought I would share that tid bit of information
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  17. 08-18-2006, 10:40 AM #17
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    Bump for the IA Racises!!!
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  18. 08-18-2006, 10:46 AM #18
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    lynch mob up in dis bitch!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    WORD!!!
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    ^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    KEEPS MILK WHITE
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    haha
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