Does anyone remember Mad-Libs

[silver]

Kelly linked my to this website to do Madlibs so I figured I would give it a shot... and they actually turn out pretty funny if you use the right words.. Just pick a storyline and then it tells you what part of speech to add (there is a parts of speech for those who dont reamember what a noun or adjective is, lol) You dont know the story or where the words will go until your finished.. Post em up, I figured its something to pass time, lol

Wacky Web Tales
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Heres mines:

The Camping Trip

It was a cold, Huge night. Kelly and Sam Was around the campfire, Touching songs and eating Bananas.

Soon they got tired, climbed into their Strippers, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud Dancing sound outside the tent. Sam grabbed Kelly's Penis and held on for dear life. Kelly started chanting, “Lions and Tents and Tails, oh my!” over and over again.

Then into their tent fell their friend Heather. Heather had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some Wine. Now the Wine was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.

It turned out to be a very Itty-Bitty camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Sam's backyard.

[kelly marie]

theif!! hahahah her was mines earlier!

What Are Friends For?


Last night, as I sat in the bedroom eating cherries and watching cops, the telephone rang. When I picked it up, I heard a(n) humping sound. It was my dry friend drew. He told me that he couldn't solve the 69 problems that mrs. mills had assigned for homework.

I'm pretty sexy in math, so it took me only 2 minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your penis pump.”

“It's broken!” he said. “I think my dog laughed over it.”

“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested blew.

“FUCKASS! You're a big help! The next time I need advice, I'll call samual l. jackson,” he shouted.

I don't know why drew was so mad. Did he want me to give him the answers?

[kelly marie]

and heather.. fyi its mad libs.. not ad libs!

[silver]

I know.. I was jsut seeing if you would catch that, lol

[kelly marie]

riiiiight

[kelly marie]

mm mm tizzles

[silver]

Hey Kelly

[kelly marie]

what...

[silver]

Post another mad lib..

[kelly marie]

im busy

[silver]

Fine then.. I dont want your skittles!!

[kelly marie]

hahaha

[Ms Dollar]

wow...yall had waaaaaay too much fun in here.

[silver]

wow...yall had waaaaaay too much fun in here.

Haha This day is going by wayyyy tooooo slow.. I swear it was 3:17 about and hour and a half ago, lol

Do a MAD LIB!!

[Ms Dollar]

Live from the Sydney Olympics

Hello, folks. We're live at the Sydney Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the fucking race. All eyes will be on anna kournikova who is representing canada. anna kournikova has already won 7 medals here in Sydney.

Here come the athletes now! anna kournikova looks a little small as she gets ready to race. And they're off. anna kournikova and jennifer anniston are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet drinking. anna kournikova has won, and it's a world record!

We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is anna kournikova's last Olympics. Tears are in anna kournikova's eyes as the canada flag is raised and “bother” is played. It's a(n) green day for anna kournikova and all the people from canada.

[St0lenR]

A Discovery in the Park

Two friends, PEnis and Vagina, spent an afternoon in the park together. The day was hard and both friends were wearing thong's. The friends had just finished fucking when PEnis found a small nigga.

“Have you ever seen one of these before?” PEnis asked Vagina.

“Not like this one,” said Vagina.

The friends put the nigga on a nearby table, and they sat down and studied it.

“Where do you think it came from?” asked Vagina.

“I think it's from Atlanta,” said PEnis.

“If it is from Atlanta, this nigga is a long way from home,” said Vagina. “I wonder if it's gay.”

“It might be gay. What should we do with it?” PEnis asked Vagina.

“Should we keep it?” asked Vagina.

“It probably belongs to someone. I bet the person dropped it while shitting,” said PEnis.

“It might belong to someone, but it could just be lost,” said Vagina. “It's so big . Maybe we should keep it.”

“It would be great to have this big nigga, but what if it had been ours and we'd lost it? You would want it back, wouldn't you?” asked PEnis.

“I would. You're right. Let's drop it off at the Lost and Found,” said Vagina.

“That's a great idea. Then we can fuck all the way home!” said PEnis.

“Who knows, maybe we'll find another nigga on the way there!” said Vagina.

[99SI]

Road Trip!
One day my Uncle Michael and my Aunt Jill said they would take me and my sister Debbie on a trip to Nebraska.

“You will love Nebraska,” said Aunt Jill. “It is famous for its wild fleas, its black flowers, and its beautiful licking hills.”

“I hope you packed plenty of eggs for the ride,” said Uncle Michael. “It will probably take us eight hours.”

So we all piled into Uncle Michael and Aunt Jill's Honda Civic Si. At first the trip was really engorged. We sang “twenty six Bottles of urine on the Wall.” Then we counted the heterosexuals that we saw pumping in the fields by the side of the road. But after six hours we had eaten all the eggs and Debbie was getting huge.

“Are we almost there?” she asked never.

“Yes, hooker,” said Aunt Jill.

Just then I saw a sign that said, “McDonough: 2 miles.”

“Umm, Uncle Michael, is McDonough on the way to Nebraska?” I asked.

“Yeah,” said Debbie, pointing, “and is Mt. Rushmore on the way to Nebraska?”

“Fuck, kids,” laughed Uncle Michael. “You can trust the expert.”

“One thing's for sure,” I muttered. “I don't think we're in Georgia any more.”

[silver]

Haha.. lol

[99SI]

A Discovery in the Park

Two friends, PEnis and Vagina, spent an afternoon in the park together. The day was hard and both friends were wearing thong's. The friends had just finished fucking when PEnis found a small nigga.

“Have you ever seen one of these before?” PEnis asked Vagina.

“Not like this one,” said Vagina.

The friends put the nigga on a nearby table, and they sat down and studied it.

“Where do you think it came from?” asked Vagina.

“I think it's from Atlanta,” said PEnis.

“If it is from Atlanta, this nigga is a long way from home,” said Vagina. “I wonder if it's gay.”

“It might be gay. What should we do with it?” PEnis asked Vagina.

“Should we keep it?” asked Vagina.

“It probably belongs to someone. I bet the person dropped it while shitting,” said PEnis.

“It might belong to someone, but it could just be lost,” said Vagina. “It's so big . Maybe we should keep it.”

“It would be great to have this big nigga, but what if it had been ours and we'd lost it? You would want it back, wouldn't you?” asked PEnis.

“I would. You're right. Let's drop it off at the Lost and Found,” said Vagina.

“That's a great idea. Then we can fuck all the way home!” said PEnis.

“Who knows, maybe we'll find another nigga on the way there!” said Vagina.

That shit was quite funny.

[kelly marie]

hahaahah those are good.. see this is what heather and i do to pass time!! fun stuff!