ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1. IM NOT GETTING MARRIED.

2. I DONT OWE CHILD SUPPORT.

3. I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NAMED SHAQUITA

4. I DONT DRIVE AN S14 THAT GOT WRECKED YESTERDAY

5. MY SCREEN NAME IS NOT DIGITAL NEMESIS

6. IM NOT MEXICAN

7. I DONT WEAR BONDAGE MATERIAL

8. IM NOT AN ELVIS IMPERSONATER.

9. AND NEVER SING THAT FUCKING GEORGE OF JUNGLE SONG IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!